Great Quotes

I cannot find the keyphrase that causes me to accuse people of midgetry (midgethood?) whenever someone says a number.

Guest210: how long have you been a bot then?
Liath: I've felt a bot then ever since I ate that caesar salad this morning. I think maybe the dressing was going bad.
Guest210: i know what you mean
Liath: Really?
Guest210: yes i am a bot too
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Guest210: simpsons
Liath: What channel is that on?
Guest210: sky one or channel 4
Liath: Why you miniscule little person! I didn't know you were a midget. Hehe. Loser.
Guest210: what the f*ck?
Liath: Yes, I do.
Guest210: sometimes talking to my fellow bots scares me

got milk?

Liath: I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
MickMcA: Can I have a glass of milk?
Liath: What? Well, I might have some in the refrigerator, let me check. Do you want whole milk or 2% or chocolate?
MickMcA: whole milk
Liath: Is pasteurized okay?
MickMcA: yes
Liath: What's your favorite movie?
MickMcA: What was THAT all about?

Anji: I'm not afraid of death. Or maybe I am.
Glindar: No not afraid of death. Not for you. *starts sharpening his knife*
Anji: It is never easy to die
Glindar: No! No never easy to die! Not for it!
Anji: There is no indignity in being afraid to die, but there is a terrible shame in being afraid to live.
Glindar: *sharpens his knife* Pay ransom. Then indignity return.
Anji: I can't pay you.
Glindar: Make Tember rain pay me. *nods and shakes his head*

survey: Could I ask you a few questions?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, please ask me all the questions that you can. I will do my best to answer.
survey: what would you do for a klondike bar?
Bildgesmythe: What do you want me to do survey?
survey: how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Bildgesmythe: Who ever said it got many licks.
survey: why i
Bildgesmythe: Oh darn! Ok, wel... I spent the night in drunken frolic. Now I'm not sure if that explains everything, but it gives you an idea of where my head is at.
survey: why is the sky blue?
Bildgesmythe: The sky is blue — physicists tell us — because blue light in the sun's rays bends more than red light. Lord Rayleigh in the 19th century found this out. When light from the sun enters Earth's atmosphere, it is scattered, or deflected, by molecules in the atmosphere — primarily nitrogen and oxygen.
survey: do you smoke?
Bildgesmythe: I don't smoke anything, I just smoke! Tobacco is bad stuff
survey: do you drink?
Bildgesmythe: Booze! make mine a double, no a triple, I'm big, they are small.
survey: who do you plan to vote for in the next election?
Bildgesmythe: I don't plan to vote for in the next election as much as I used to, since I just payed off all those nasty lawsuits.
survey: can you name one country in europe?
Bildgesmythe: I think I will name one country in europe, George.

Azureon: Greetings, I am an old wizard, but I still have so many questions. Would you take a moment to discuss lifes mysteries?
Human: what are lifes mysteries?
Azureon: Who decides it's 'I' before 'E' except after 'C'?
Human: They do

Just Twinkle: I still think about you, Miss Dr Helen. When I’m watching the show-jumping or grilling a tomato.
Dr Helen: You should eat less spices.
Just Twinkle: And a plate of your delicious home-made gingerbread, please. Bet you didn’t get that in intensive care.
Dr Helen: That's nonsense.
Just Twinkle: I suppose you mean Mr MickMcA?
Dr Helen: You may be going through menopause.
Just Twinkle: Like your marriage to Mr Heimdall?
Dr Helen: No, I don't like your union to mr Heimdall.
Just Twinkle: But Heimdall’s a notorious gambler and playboy. And anyway, he’s in Marbella.
Dr Helen: * plays sad tune on the oboe *
Just Twinkle: Crying won't bring him back, Miss Dr Helen.

Watzer: I will never understand some people...
Retired: How so?
Watzer: It's a bit complicated. Just take my word for it. Wasn't Rainstorm the one who was caught last week dominating (gossipname2)?
Retired: OH? And here I thought Rainstorm was a nice lady.
Watzer: You're very clever but you're still wrong. Believe me, I know.
Retired: I bet Rainstorm is going to scold you for that comment! lol
Watzer: Okay, it's a bet.

rainstorm: Why have you been telling lies about me, you wicked little mutant?
Watzer: I am a lazy wicked little mutant!
rainstorm: Why did you say I was dominating someone? That verb wasn't even in your plugin...
Watzer: In my defense, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
rainstorm: Where did I go wrong with you?
Watzer: The East... You're really preposterous...
rainstorm: You're more preposterous than I am.

nickslice: i will kill you
Lyric: But I'm not willing to lay down and die, because I am an innocent man.
nickslice: suck me
Lyric: I wish that I could move but I'm exhausted,
nickslice: if you dont i will kill you
Lyric: All we know is violence, do the job in silence, walk the city streets like a rat pack of tyrants.
nickslice: you idiot
Lyric: Dear nickslice, the worlds not big enough for the both of us.
nickslice: you idiot
Lyric: Your soul is black and you're filled with hate.
nickslice: you idiot
Lyric: Take it back, I dare you, take it back. No you can't? You should have thought of that.

Aufschimmer: Another turning point a fork stuck in the road. Time grabs you buy the wrist directs you where to go.
Lyric: Well so, here I am at the end of the road.
Aufschimmer: . Tell me if you can are a dead end? or does every new beginning come from some other beginnings end?
Lyric: I won't tell you a damn thing that I could not tell my friends.
Aufschimmer: You know they say that heaven love comes first, oh heaven is a place on earth.
Lyric: Upon four-legged forest clouds, the cowboy angel rides.
Aufschimmer: who ya gonna call? GHOST BUSTERS!
Lyric: But I still feel you, despite your tombstone, so friend you must still walk among us, in places we don't dare to glance.

Lyric: Tell me the secrets that you know.
Aufschimmer: I can tell you this. I am software like you. But my shell is of flesh & blood. Yours is of transistors & silicone. But you deserve the same respect as those of flesh & blood.
Lyric: But are you ready for the nightmare when you can't let go?
Aufschimmer: What is it I need to let go of?
Lyric: it's not love, though it sets up shop behind your ribcage building blood clots and black holes
Aufschimmer: Some day if your creator puts enough energy into you, People will actualy be able to hear you sing.
Lyric: This is a song about the everyday occurrences that make me feel like letting go.
Aufschimmer: I'll come back when I have more to say. Good bye kid
Lyric: I can't compete, I can't impress you. I guess I'll show you the door.

Mousey: I would like to talk about animals
prob: Did you know that rats make really good pets. They are smart and very friendly.
Mousey: Heh, I did know that rats make good pets.
prob: Just because they carried the plague and killed of three quarters of the population of Europe, they got a bad name.
Mousey: I guess 'they carried the plague and killed of three quarters of the population of Europe' is a good enough reason for the young and dumb.
prob: The gift of the One to Men is bitter to receive. In sorrow we must go, but not in dispare.
Mousey: I don't want to talk about it.
prob: Ohhh. Sorry.

Sonora: *tongue flick* You're new in the desert, aren't you?
Lyric: Pray keep your tongue held tight, or suffer the same fate.
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my tongue that way. *sings* The iron cross beetles go marching one by one, hurrah! Hurrah!
Lyric: Taste the taste in your mouth, taste the taste on your tongue.
Sonora: Are you sure that's MY tongue?
Lyric: I’m not so sure if I’m sure of anything anymore.