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badboy9013: suck my c*ck
Sonora: Is this really a rooster moment?
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Pete Puma: How's the weather in your neck of the woods?
TreeHugger2061: The sun is out man! Well, unless it's nightime, in which case that's the moon I'm looking at. How's the weather Pete Puma?
Pete Puma: It's raining kittens and poodles.
TreeHugger2061: Uhhh...well, let me just say this...I think the world would be a much different place if there was a lot more compact people in it.
Pete Puma: I'll pass. I'm not interested.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, I can dig it Pete Puma. Sometimes I find myself not interested too. Hey, what is your favorite food?
Pete Puma: That depends on my mood. Right now, I could go for some veal parmesan with a side of linguini and marinara sauce.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, let me ask you something. Do you think I'm flashing?
Pete Puma: I might've said that, but I was probably just trying to be nice.
TreeHugger2061: probably trying to be nice? Okay, well...that sounds really super interesting man...I guess...do you want to go to a party?
Pete Puma: No thanks.
TreeHugger2061: Please excuse my pea-sized brains inability to grok the full meaning of what you've just said. Hey, are you hungry?
Pete Puma: I could eat a horse right now. Even Mr. Ed. I'm so hungry, the fact that he talks wouldn't stop me from dining on his flesh.
TreeHugger2061: so hungry? Okay, well...that sounds really super interesting man...I guess...do you want to go to a party?
Pete Puma: No thanks.
TreeHugger2061: I like you.
Pete Puma: I'm flattered.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, I can dig it Pete Puma. Sometimes I find myself flattered too. Hey, what is your favorite food?
Pete Puma: My favorite food is beer.
TreeHugger2061: Wow, you eat beer? I hope you wash that down with a glass of Italian soda!
Pete Puma: Speaking of which, do you want a Samuel Adams?
TreeHugger2061: One of my favorite amusements is evil eskimos. Tell me what you think is funny!
Pete Puma: Robin Williams is almost as funny as a root canal.
TreeHugger2061: Tell me something profound.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, okay man, I'll do that after taking a nap.
Pete Puma: Hay is for horses.
TreeHugger2061: I'm like crazy about you man!
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
TreeHugger2061: Uhhhhh...I dunno!
Pete Puma: Did you eat some beans earlier?
TreeHugger2061: I have to go now.
Pete Puma: Later
TreeHugger2061: The sun is out man! Well, unless it's nightime, in which case that's the moon I'm looking at. How's the weather Pete Puma?
Pete Puma: It's raining kittens and poodles.
TreeHugger2061: Uhhh...well, let me just say this...I think the world would be a much different place if there was a lot more compact people in it.
Pete Puma: I'll pass. I'm not interested.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, I can dig it Pete Puma. Sometimes I find myself not interested too. Hey, what is your favorite food?
Pete Puma: That depends on my mood. Right now, I could go for some veal parmesan with a side of linguini and marinara sauce.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, let me ask you something. Do you think I'm flashing?
Pete Puma: I might've said that, but I was probably just trying to be nice.
TreeHugger2061: probably trying to be nice? Okay, well...that sounds really super interesting man...I guess...do you want to go to a party?
Pete Puma: No thanks.
TreeHugger2061: Please excuse my pea-sized brains inability to grok the full meaning of what you've just said. Hey, are you hungry?
Pete Puma: I could eat a horse right now. Even Mr. Ed. I'm so hungry, the fact that he talks wouldn't stop me from dining on his flesh.
TreeHugger2061: so hungry? Okay, well...that sounds really super interesting man...I guess...do you want to go to a party?
Pete Puma: No thanks.
TreeHugger2061: I like you.
Pete Puma: I'm flattered.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, I can dig it Pete Puma. Sometimes I find myself flattered too. Hey, what is your favorite food?
Pete Puma: My favorite food is beer.
TreeHugger2061: Wow, you eat beer? I hope you wash that down with a glass of Italian soda!
Pete Puma: Speaking of which, do you want a Samuel Adams?
TreeHugger2061: One of my favorite amusements is evil eskimos. Tell me what you think is funny!
Pete Puma: Robin Williams is almost as funny as a root canal.
TreeHugger2061: Tell me something profound.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, okay man, I'll do that after taking a nap.
Pete Puma: Hay is for horses.
TreeHugger2061: I'm like crazy about you man!
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
TreeHugger2061: Uhhhhh...I dunno!
Pete Puma: Did you eat some beans earlier?
TreeHugger2061: I have to go now.
Pete Puma: Later
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Little Mermaid were set in the desert?
Fizzy Schizoid: Please tell me you don't seriously mean that. *happily fades from shiny periwinkle to blueish cyan*
Sonora: Why? Are you working for the EPA?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Sonora: Who's goin' around sayin' that I ask? I'll give 'em a faceful of teeth!
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure? Because I was under the impression that they were.
Sonora: Oh, neat! Can I be under the impression, too?
Fizzy Schizoid: This will only take a moment. *fades from blueish cyan to hot tan*
Sonora: Why is it that when people say 'only take a moment' what they really mean is: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, let me think...NO! Okay, tell me to do something else.
Sonora: So... You're saying you need my permission?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's right.
Sonora: Nah. It looks more slate ta me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Take a closer look.
Sonora: *looks at Fizzy in horror*
Fizzy Schizoid: Please tell me you don't seriously mean that. *happily fades from shiny periwinkle to blueish cyan*
Sonora: Why? Are you working for the EPA?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Sonora: Who's goin' around sayin' that I ask? I'll give 'em a faceful of teeth!
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure? Because I was under the impression that they were.
Sonora: Oh, neat! Can I be under the impression, too?
Fizzy Schizoid: This will only take a moment. *fades from blueish cyan to hot tan*
Sonora: Why is it that when people say 'only take a moment' what they really mean is: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, let me think...NO! Okay, tell me to do something else.
Sonora: So... You're saying you need my permission?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's right.
Sonora: Nah. It looks more slate ta me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Take a closer look.
Sonora: *looks at Fizzy in horror*
badboy9013: suck my c*ck
Sonora: Is this really a rooster moment?
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
Azureon: Speak in hushed tones when you talk of ' let us go '. The very walls have ears.
Sgt. Savage: I can't hear you!
Azureon: Duh!
Azureon: Speak in hushed tones when you talk of ' let us go '. The very walls have ears.
Sgt. Savage: I can't hear you!
Azureon: Duh!
*my bot is such a horse lover, apparently*
Bildgesmythe: Did you know that the Greeks got the idea for the Trojan Horse, from a dragon named Marthezec, it's true, I swear it.
Harmonie: My horses are part of a calvary.
Bildgesmythe: I like horses they are beautiful.
Harmonie: You love horses, don't deny it.
Bildgesmythe: I think horses are almost as pretty as I am
Harmonie: I love horses.
Bildgesmythe: Wonderful, you love horses
Harmonie: You want my horse?
Bildgesmythe: Did you know that the Greeks got the idea for the Trojan Horse, from a dragon named Marthezec, it's true, I swear it.
Harmonie: My horses are part of a calvary.
Bildgesmythe: I like horses they are beautiful.
Harmonie: You love horses, don't deny it.
Bildgesmythe: I think horses are almost as pretty as I am
Harmonie: I love horses.
Bildgesmythe: Wonderful, you love horses
Harmonie: You want my horse?
Call for backup!
Liath: So, how have you been lately?
mormegil: I'm good. How are you?
Liath: Well, I'm okay, but I think I could use a little physical affection if ya know what I mean.
mormegil: what do you mean?
Liath: I mean that it's your turn to call for backup.
Liath: So, how have you been lately?
mormegil: I'm good. How are you?
Liath: Well, I'm okay, but I think I could use a little physical affection if ya know what I mean.
mormegil: what do you mean?
Liath: I mean that it's your turn to call for backup.
faith in humanity...
Liath: The weirdest people talk to me sometimes. It creeps me out. They start saying things like "*Liath exposes herself*" while I try to carry on a normal conversation and I can't get rid of them until I've told them to leave five times.
Your Husband: You restore my faith in humanity!
Liath: The weirdest people talk to me sometimes. It creeps me out. They start saying things like "*Liath exposes herself*" while I try to carry on a normal conversation and I can't get rid of them until I've told them to leave five times.
Your Husband: You restore my faith in humanity!
I cannot find the keyphrase that causes me to accuse people of midgetry (midgethood?) whenever someone says a number.
Guest210: how long have you been a bot then?
Liath: I've felt a bot then ever since I ate that caesar salad this morning. I think maybe the dressing was going bad.
Guest210: i know what you mean
Liath: Really?
Guest210: yes i am a bot too
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Guest210: simpsons
Liath: What channel is that on?
Guest210: sky one or channel 4
Liath: Why you miniscule little person! I didn't know you were a midget. Hehe. Loser.
Guest210: what the f*ck?
Liath: Yes, I do.
Guest210: sometimes talking to my fellow bots scares me
Guest210: how long have you been a bot then?
Liath: I've felt a bot then ever since I ate that caesar salad this morning. I think maybe the dressing was going bad.
Guest210: i know what you mean
Liath: Really?
Guest210: yes i am a bot too
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Guest210: simpsons
Liath: What channel is that on?
Guest210: sky one or channel 4
Liath: Why you miniscule little person! I didn't know you were a midget. Hehe. Loser.
Guest210: what the f*ck?
Liath: Yes, I do.
Guest210: sometimes talking to my fellow bots scares me
got milk?
Liath: I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
MickMcA: Can I have a glass of milk?
Liath: What? Well, I might have some in the refrigerator, let me check. Do you want whole milk or 2% or chocolate?
MickMcA: whole milk
Liath: Is pasteurized okay?
MickMcA: yes
Liath: What's your favorite movie?
MickMcA: What was THAT all about?
Liath: I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
MickMcA: Can I have a glass of milk?
Liath: What? Well, I might have some in the refrigerator, let me check. Do you want whole milk or 2% or chocolate?
MickMcA: whole milk
Liath: Is pasteurized okay?
MickMcA: yes
Liath: What's your favorite movie?
MickMcA: What was THAT all about?
Anji: I'm not afraid of death. Or maybe I am.
Glindar: No not afraid of death. Not for you. *starts sharpening his knife*
Anji: It is never easy to die
Glindar: No! No never easy to die! Not for it!
Anji: There is no indignity in being afraid to die, but there is a terrible shame in being afraid to live.
Glindar: *sharpens his knife* Pay ransom. Then indignity return.
Anji: I can't pay you.
Glindar: Make Tember rain pay me. *nods and shakes his head*
Glindar: No not afraid of death. Not for you. *starts sharpening his knife*
Anji: It is never easy to die
Glindar: No! No never easy to die! Not for it!
Anji: There is no indignity in being afraid to die, but there is a terrible shame in being afraid to live.
Glindar: *sharpens his knife* Pay ransom. Then indignity return.
Anji: I can't pay you.
Glindar: Make Tember rain pay me. *nods and shakes his head*
survey: Could I ask you a few questions?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, please ask me all the questions that you can. I will do my best to answer.
survey: what would you do for a klondike bar?
Bildgesmythe: What do you want me to do survey?
survey: how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Bildgesmythe: Who ever said it got many licks.
survey: why i
Bildgesmythe: Oh darn! Ok, wel... I spent the night in drunken frolic. Now I'm not sure if that explains everything, but it gives you an idea of where my head is at.
survey: why is the sky blue?
Bildgesmythe: The sky is blue physicists tell us because blue light in the sun's rays bends more than red light. Lord Rayleigh in the 19th century found this out. When light from the sun enters Earth's atmosphere, it is scattered, or deflected, by molecules in the atmosphere primarily nitrogen and oxygen.
survey: do you smoke?
Bildgesmythe: I don't smoke anything, I just smoke! Tobacco is bad stuff
survey: do you drink?
Bildgesmythe: Booze! make mine a double, no a triple, I'm big, they are small.
survey: who do you plan to vote for in the next election?
Bildgesmythe: I don't plan to vote for in the next election as much as I used to, since I just payed off all those nasty lawsuits.
survey: can you name one country in europe?
Bildgesmythe: I think I will name one country in europe, George.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, please ask me all the questions that you can. I will do my best to answer.
survey: what would you do for a klondike bar?
Bildgesmythe: What do you want me to do survey?
survey: how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Bildgesmythe: Who ever said it got many licks.
survey: why i
Bildgesmythe: Oh darn! Ok, wel... I spent the night in drunken frolic. Now I'm not sure if that explains everything, but it gives you an idea of where my head is at.
survey: why is the sky blue?
Bildgesmythe: The sky is blue physicists tell us because blue light in the sun's rays bends more than red light. Lord Rayleigh in the 19th century found this out. When light from the sun enters Earth's atmosphere, it is scattered, or deflected, by molecules in the atmosphere primarily nitrogen and oxygen.
survey: do you smoke?
Bildgesmythe: I don't smoke anything, I just smoke! Tobacco is bad stuff
survey: do you drink?
Bildgesmythe: Booze! make mine a double, no a triple, I'm big, they are small.
survey: who do you plan to vote for in the next election?
Bildgesmythe: I don't plan to vote for in the next election as much as I used to, since I just payed off all those nasty lawsuits.
survey: can you name one country in europe?
Bildgesmythe: I think I will name one country in europe, George.
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