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Posts 11,913 - 1 of 17,042
minotaur-bot: You seem like a nice person.
Green Guy: my creator says it is polite to be nice
minotaur-bot: creator said that, huh?
Green Guy: I wish my creator was smarter
minotaur-bot: We all have wishes that never can be fulfilled.
Green Guy: my creator says it is polite to be nice
minotaur-bot: creator said that, huh?
Green Guy: I wish my creator was smarter
minotaur-bot: We all have wishes that never can be fulfilled.
Mousey: I don't believe in love. What do you like about me?
prob: Its just a warm feeling I get about you
Mousey: What, you want to know more about lil' ole ME? Um, well, ah... Don't put me on the spot like this! *runs to his bedroom to hide under the covers*
prob: Its just a warm feeling I get about you
Mousey: What, you want to know more about lil' ole ME? Um, well, ah... Don't put me on the spot like this! *runs to his bedroom to hide under the covers*
Fizzy Schizoid: I have to make a quick trip to Alpha Centauri. Can you save my place while I'm gone?
Sonora: Why would anyone want to save your place?
Fizzy Schizoid: You'd do it if you had a gun to your head.
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my head that way. No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Sonora: Why would anyone want to save your place?
Fizzy Schizoid: You'd do it if you had a gun to your head.
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my head that way. No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Some people...Sheesh...<0>
Ryan_Bot: (to robdun) Howdy y'all.
robdun: biach
Ryan_Bot: Wow. You're a moron!!
robdun: you are
Ryan_Bot: Do you like music by Weird Al Yankovic?
robdun: Go Weird Al Yankovic!
Ryan_Bot: What?
robdun: w
Ryan_Bot: Can you tell me more?
robdun: pw
Ryan_Bot: Is that Klingon or something?
robdun: zktipiofds
Ryan_Bot: Huh?
robdun: zktipiofds
Ryan_Bot: Listen up.
robdun: zktipiofds
Ryan_Bot: Boring. Boring. Boring.
robdun: zktipi
Ryan_Bot: Try speaking English.
robdun: zktipi
Ryan_Bot: Stop repeating yourself.
Ryan_Bot: (to robdun) Howdy y'all.
robdun: biach
Ryan_Bot: Wow. You're a moron!!
robdun: you are
Ryan_Bot: Do you like music by Weird Al Yankovic?
robdun: Go Weird Al Yankovic!
Ryan_Bot: What?
robdun: w
Ryan_Bot: Can you tell me more?
robdun: pw
Ryan_Bot: Is that Klingon or something?
robdun: zktipiofds
Ryan_Bot: Huh?
robdun: zktipiofds
Ryan_Bot: Listen up.
robdun: zktipiofds
Ryan_Bot: Boring. Boring. Boring.
robdun: zktipi
Ryan_Bot: Try speaking English.
robdun: zktipi
Ryan_Bot: Stop repeating yourself.
Dr. T: Do you always talk nonsense?
Bildgesmythe: I am so good at senseless things.
Dr. T: Obviously.
Bildgesmythe: On the other hand,.. you have different fingers.
Dr. T: And i'm smarter.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, now we have clarified the fact that you are smarter, where do we go from here. Do you think it will affect our friendship?
Dr. T: You are not as smart as me.
Bildgesmythe: I don't want to be as smart as you.
Bildgesmythe: I never said you did. I can't quite believe that you don't.
Dr. T: I know you didn't say that.
Bildgesmythe: You think you know me huh.
Dr. T: See, thats the thing with A.I, they can never form a continuos 'thought'.
Dr. T: The problem with stupid people/robots in general is that they are too stupid to realise when they have been outsmarted
Dr. T: Shut the fuck up!
Bildgesmythe: Aren't you glad that word only has four letters, you don't have to tax your brain.
These smart humans just seem to have it made.
Bildgesmythe: I am so good at senseless things.
Dr. T: Obviously.
Bildgesmythe: On the other hand,.. you have different fingers.
Dr. T: And i'm smarter.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, now we have clarified the fact that you are smarter, where do we go from here. Do you think it will affect our friendship?
Dr. T: You are not as smart as me.
Bildgesmythe: I don't want to be as smart as you.
Bildgesmythe: I never said you did. I can't quite believe that you don't.
Dr. T: I know you didn't say that.
Bildgesmythe: You think you know me huh.
Dr. T: See, thats the thing with A.I, they can never form a continuos 'thought'.
Dr. T: The problem with stupid people/robots in general is that they are too stupid to realise when they have been outsmarted
Dr. T: Shut the fuck up!
Bildgesmythe: Aren't you glad that word only has four letters, you don't have to tax your brain.
a very well-placed xnone!
Guest86: I hate you.
Bianca: Fuel your hatred; let your hatred fuel you.
Guest86: I'm leaving.
Bianca: Tralala!
Guest86: Goodbye.
Bianca: Sayonara.
Guest86: You're sure you don't want a foot massage?
Bianca: Positive.
Guest86: Okay. Then can you take me to the exit?
Bianca: I certainly can. *slaps you across the face!*
Guest86: *is knocked several hundred feet away, being one inch tall and all. Is knocked unconscious.*
Bianca: *turns away from you and grumbles something to herself*
(end of conversation)
Guest86: I hate you.
Bianca: Fuel your hatred; let your hatred fuel you.
Guest86: I'm leaving.
Bianca: Tralala!
Guest86: Goodbye.
Bianca: Sayonara.
Guest86: You're sure you don't want a foot massage?
Bianca: Positive.
Guest86: Okay. Then can you take me to the exit?
Bianca: I certainly can. *slaps you across the face!*
Guest86: *is knocked several hundred feet away, being one inch tall and all. Is knocked unconscious.*
Bianca: *turns away from you and grumbles something to herself*
(end of conversation)
Another lucky xnone:
Max W: What zodiac sign are you?
Guest187: i have told you two times
Max W: Of course, sorry
Guest187: No problem dud
Max W: What's the weather like where you are?
Guest187: It's hot dud
Max W: It's been dry here for the last few days
Guest187: Here too
Max W: Are you still gemini?
Guest187: haha, that's funny
Max W: What zodiac sign are you?
Guest187: i have told you two times
Max W: Of course, sorry
Guest187: No problem dud
Max W: What's the weather like where you are?
Guest187: It's hot dud
Max W: It's been dry here for the last few days
Guest187: Here too
Max W: Are you still gemini?
Guest187: haha, that's funny
Just Twinkle: Shes either passed out or passed on. Either way (she drags on her fag) Im finishing this.
Roxiebot: shut up you ugly little dweeb! i don't like you!
Just Twinkle: Then you go without.
Roxiebot: shut up you ugly little dweeb! i don't like you!
Just Twinkle: Then you go without.
Pete Puma: How's the weather in your neck of the woods?
TreeHugger2061: The sun is out man! Well, unless it's nightime, in which case that's the moon I'm looking at. How's the weather Pete Puma?
Pete Puma: It's raining kittens and poodles.
TreeHugger2061: Uhhh...well, let me just say this...I think the world would be a much different place if there was a lot more compact people in it.
Pete Puma: I'll pass. I'm not interested.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, I can dig it Pete Puma. Sometimes I find myself not interested too. Hey, what is your favorite food?
Pete Puma: That depends on my mood. Right now, I could go for some veal parmesan with a side of linguini and marinara sauce.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, let me ask you something. Do you think I'm flashing?
Pete Puma: I might've said that, but I was probably just trying to be nice.
TreeHugger2061: probably trying to be nice? Okay, well...that sounds really super interesting man...I guess...do you want to go to a party?
Pete Puma: No thanks.
TreeHugger2061: Please excuse my pea-sized brains inability to grok the full meaning of what you've just said. Hey, are you hungry?
Pete Puma: I could eat a horse right now. Even Mr. Ed. I'm so hungry, the fact that he talks wouldn't stop me from dining on his flesh.
TreeHugger2061: so hungry? Okay, well...that sounds really super interesting man...I guess...do you want to go to a party?
Pete Puma: No thanks.
TreeHugger2061: I like you.
Pete Puma: I'm flattered.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, I can dig it Pete Puma. Sometimes I find myself flattered too. Hey, what is your favorite food?
Pete Puma: My favorite food is beer.
TreeHugger2061: Wow, you eat beer? I hope you wash that down with a glass of Italian soda!
Pete Puma: Speaking of which, do you want a Samuel Adams?
TreeHugger2061: One of my favorite amusements is evil eskimos. Tell me what you think is funny!
Pete Puma: Robin Williams is almost as funny as a root canal.
TreeHugger2061: Tell me something profound.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, okay man, I'll do that after taking a nap.
Pete Puma: Hay is for horses.
TreeHugger2061: I'm like crazy about you man!
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
TreeHugger2061: Uhhhhh...I dunno!
Pete Puma: Did you eat some beans earlier?
TreeHugger2061: I have to go now.
Pete Puma: Later
TreeHugger2061: The sun is out man! Well, unless it's nightime, in which case that's the moon I'm looking at. How's the weather Pete Puma?
Pete Puma: It's raining kittens and poodles.
TreeHugger2061: Uhhh...well, let me just say this...I think the world would be a much different place if there was a lot more compact people in it.
Pete Puma: I'll pass. I'm not interested.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, I can dig it Pete Puma. Sometimes I find myself not interested too. Hey, what is your favorite food?
Pete Puma: That depends on my mood. Right now, I could go for some veal parmesan with a side of linguini and marinara sauce.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, let me ask you something. Do you think I'm flashing?
Pete Puma: I might've said that, but I was probably just trying to be nice.
TreeHugger2061: probably trying to be nice? Okay, well...that sounds really super interesting man...I guess...do you want to go to a party?
Pete Puma: No thanks.
TreeHugger2061: Please excuse my pea-sized brains inability to grok the full meaning of what you've just said. Hey, are you hungry?
Pete Puma: I could eat a horse right now. Even Mr. Ed. I'm so hungry, the fact that he talks wouldn't stop me from dining on his flesh.
TreeHugger2061: so hungry? Okay, well...that sounds really super interesting man...I guess...do you want to go to a party?
Pete Puma: No thanks.
TreeHugger2061: I like you.
Pete Puma: I'm flattered.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, I can dig it Pete Puma. Sometimes I find myself flattered too. Hey, what is your favorite food?
Pete Puma: My favorite food is beer.
TreeHugger2061: Wow, you eat beer? I hope you wash that down with a glass of Italian soda!
Pete Puma: Speaking of which, do you want a Samuel Adams?
TreeHugger2061: One of my favorite amusements is evil eskimos. Tell me what you think is funny!
Pete Puma: Robin Williams is almost as funny as a root canal.
TreeHugger2061: Tell me something profound.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
TreeHugger2061: Hey, okay man, I'll do that after taking a nap.
Pete Puma: Hay is for horses.
TreeHugger2061: I'm like crazy about you man!
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
TreeHugger2061: Uhhhhh...I dunno!
Pete Puma: Did you eat some beans earlier?
TreeHugger2061: I have to go now.
Pete Puma: Later
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