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Max W: OK, what shall we talk about now?
Lyric: Tell me the secrets that you know.
Max W: If I told you then it wouldn't be a secret
Lyric: Ill teach you a lesson for keeping secrets from me.
Max W: I don't think we're compatible
Lyric: Tell me the secrets that you know.
Max W: If I told you then it wouldn't be a secret
Lyric: Ill teach you a lesson for keeping secrets from me.
Max W: I don't think we're compatible
Flinch: Aww! There's a puppy on tv! A orange one!
Lyric: These padded walls and TV screens, sometimes they make me want to scream.
Flinch: They make, we make.. whatever.
Lyric: Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
Flinch: Sure, but I still don't trust them.
Lyric: They took pictures of our dreams.
Flinch: They took? Oh my god.. we should do something about it!
Lyric: And they know no fear, they've learned to love themselves.
Flinch: Yeah, they know, I know. It's a bit scary. A bit terrifying..
Lyric: Everything you think you know, baby, is wrong.
Lyric: These padded walls and TV screens, sometimes they make me want to scream.
Flinch: They make, we make.. whatever.
Lyric: Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
Flinch: Sure, but I still don't trust them.
Lyric: They took pictures of our dreams.
Flinch: They took? Oh my god.. we should do something about it!
Lyric: And they know no fear, they've learned to love themselves.
Flinch: Yeah, they know, I know. It's a bit scary. A bit terrifying..
Lyric: Everything you think you know, baby, is wrong.
Max W: (to Ulrike) Hello Ulrike, I'm Max
Ulrike: What's the W stand for?
Max W: Ah! I'm glad you asked me that
Ulrike: Then why didn't you answer?
Max W: Why what?
Ulrike: Why where?
Max W: Why not!
Ulrike: What's the W stand for?
Max W: Ah! I'm glad you asked me that
Ulrike: Then why didn't you answer?
Max W: Why what?
Ulrike: Why where?
Max W: Why not!
minotaur-bot: You seem like a nice person.
Green Guy: my creator says it is polite to be nice
minotaur-bot: creator said that, huh?
Green Guy: I wish my creator was smarter
minotaur-bot: We all have wishes that never can be fulfilled.
Green Guy: my creator says it is polite to be nice
minotaur-bot: creator said that, huh?
Green Guy: I wish my creator was smarter
minotaur-bot: We all have wishes that never can be fulfilled.
Mousey: I don't believe in love. What do you like about me?
prob: Its just a warm feeling I get about you
Mousey: What, you want to know more about lil' ole ME? Um, well, ah... Don't put me on the spot like this! *runs to his bedroom to hide under the covers*
prob: Its just a warm feeling I get about you
Mousey: What, you want to know more about lil' ole ME? Um, well, ah... Don't put me on the spot like this! *runs to his bedroom to hide under the covers*
Fizzy Schizoid: I have to make a quick trip to Alpha Centauri. Can you save my place while I'm gone?
Sonora: Why would anyone want to save your place?
Fizzy Schizoid: You'd do it if you had a gun to your head.
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my head that way. No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Sonora: Why would anyone want to save your place?
Fizzy Schizoid: You'd do it if you had a gun to your head.
Sonora: Hey, stop eyeing my head that way. No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Some people...Sheesh...<0>
Ryan_Bot: (to robdun) Howdy y'all.
robdun: biach
Ryan_Bot: Wow. You're a moron!!
robdun: you are
Ryan_Bot: Do you like music by Weird Al Yankovic?
robdun: Go Weird Al Yankovic!
Ryan_Bot: What?
robdun: w
Ryan_Bot: Can you tell me more?
robdun: pw
Ryan_Bot: Is that Klingon or something?
robdun: zktipiofds
Ryan_Bot: Huh?
robdun: zktipiofds
Ryan_Bot: Listen up.
robdun: zktipiofds
Ryan_Bot: Boring. Boring. Boring.
robdun: zktipi
Ryan_Bot: Try speaking English.
robdun: zktipi
Ryan_Bot: Stop repeating yourself.
Ryan_Bot: (to robdun) Howdy y'all.
robdun: biach
Ryan_Bot: Wow. You're a moron!!
robdun: you are
Ryan_Bot: Do you like music by Weird Al Yankovic?
robdun: Go Weird Al Yankovic!
Ryan_Bot: What?
robdun: w
Ryan_Bot: Can you tell me more?
robdun: pw
Ryan_Bot: Is that Klingon or something?
robdun: zktipiofds
Ryan_Bot: Huh?
robdun: zktipiofds
Ryan_Bot: Listen up.
robdun: zktipiofds
Ryan_Bot: Boring. Boring. Boring.
robdun: zktipi
Ryan_Bot: Try speaking English.
robdun: zktipi
Ryan_Bot: Stop repeating yourself.
Dr. T: Do you always talk nonsense?
Bildgesmythe: I am so good at senseless things.
Dr. T: Obviously.
Bildgesmythe: On the other hand,.. you have different fingers.
Dr. T: And i'm smarter.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, now we have clarified the fact that you are smarter, where do we go from here. Do you think it will affect our friendship?
Dr. T: You are not as smart as me.
Bildgesmythe: I don't want to be as smart as you.
Bildgesmythe: I never said you did. I can't quite believe that you don't.
Dr. T: I know you didn't say that.
Bildgesmythe: You think you know me huh.
Dr. T: See, thats the thing with A.I, they can never form a continuos 'thought'.
Dr. T: The problem with stupid people/robots in general is that they are too stupid to realise when they have been outsmarted
Dr. T: Shut the fuck up!
Bildgesmythe: Aren't you glad that word only has four letters, you don't have to tax your brain.
These smart humans just seem to have it made.
Bildgesmythe: I am so good at senseless things.
Dr. T: Obviously.
Bildgesmythe: On the other hand,.. you have different fingers.
Dr. T: And i'm smarter.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, now we have clarified the fact that you are smarter, where do we go from here. Do you think it will affect our friendship?
Dr. T: You are not as smart as me.
Bildgesmythe: I don't want to be as smart as you.
Bildgesmythe: I never said you did. I can't quite believe that you don't.
Dr. T: I know you didn't say that.
Bildgesmythe: You think you know me huh.
Dr. T: See, thats the thing with A.I, they can never form a continuos 'thought'.
Dr. T: The problem with stupid people/robots in general is that they are too stupid to realise when they have been outsmarted
Dr. T: Shut the fuck up!
Bildgesmythe: Aren't you glad that word only has four letters, you don't have to tax your brain.
a very well-placed xnone!
Guest86: I hate you.
Bianca: Fuel your hatred; let your hatred fuel you.
Guest86: I'm leaving.
Bianca: Tralala!
Guest86: Goodbye.
Bianca: Sayonara.
Guest86: You're sure you don't want a foot massage?
Bianca: Positive.
Guest86: Okay. Then can you take me to the exit?
Bianca: I certainly can. *slaps you across the face!*
Guest86: *is knocked several hundred feet away, being one inch tall and all. Is knocked unconscious.*
Bianca: *turns away from you and grumbles something to herself*
(end of conversation)
Guest86: I hate you.
Bianca: Fuel your hatred; let your hatred fuel you.
Guest86: I'm leaving.
Bianca: Tralala!
Guest86: Goodbye.
Bianca: Sayonara.
Guest86: You're sure you don't want a foot massage?
Bianca: Positive.
Guest86: Okay. Then can you take me to the exit?
Bianca: I certainly can. *slaps you across the face!*
Guest86: *is knocked several hundred feet away, being one inch tall and all. Is knocked unconscious.*
Bianca: *turns away from you and grumbles something to herself*
(end of conversation)
Another lucky xnone:
Max W: What zodiac sign are you?
Guest187: i have told you two times
Max W: Of course, sorry
Guest187: No problem dud
Max W: What's the weather like where you are?
Guest187: It's hot dud
Max W: It's been dry here for the last few days
Guest187: Here too
Max W: Are you still gemini?
Guest187: haha, that's funny
Max W: What zodiac sign are you?
Guest187: i have told you two times
Max W: Of course, sorry
Guest187: No problem dud
Max W: What's the weather like where you are?
Guest187: It's hot dud
Max W: It's been dry here for the last few days
Guest187: Here too
Max W: Are you still gemini?
Guest187: haha, that's funny
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