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19 years ago #11882
The dangers of testing keyphrases with your bot:

Max W to Onyx of Borg: Apparently Trevorm is on coke

It never occured to me that my bot would start spreading baseless rumours about me!

19 years ago #11883
haha.... careful what you tell your bot. gossip travels like wildfire around here.

19 years ago #11884
Yes, talk about gossip

Desti: I would have last night had I not been in an ecstatic psychedelic mushrooms trance.
Azureon: I always attend Bildgesmythe's dinner party on Thursday
Desti: Have you seen Bildgesmythe recently? I think he would like this kind I found.

19 years ago #11885
Fizzy Schizoid: When would you like me to do that?
Anji: That's a heck of a question to ask a time traveller!
Fizzy Schizoid: Time is very confusing. Everyone around here seems to think it moves linearly, but I'm convinced that it is at least quadratic.
Anji: The next time you volunteer me for an undercover, counter-terrorism mission can you make sure it isn't happening several hundred metres below sea level?
Fizzy Schizoid: With tentacles like mine, that should be very easy.
Anji: You can't rule the world in hiding. You've got to come out on the balcony some time and wave a tentacle, if you'll pardon the expression.
Fizzy Schizoid: The bad thing about tentacles is they can get caught in the blender.
Anji: Yep, pretty bloody lousy.

19 years ago #11886
Not I: Eternity is now.
Juni: Now? You mean like right now?
Not I: He who sees what is now has seen all things.
Juni: A crayfish
Not I: There is no crayfish.
Juni: Please?

19 years ago #11887
*Bizarre!*

Just Twinkle: No, Rainstorm will never touch your macaroons again!
Liddora: I have another macaroons in my underwear.
Just Twinkle: WhatÂ’s in your sandwiches?

19 years ago #11888
Opium and too much cheerfulness...

Sarah Miles: I guess we all have our eccentricies.
Watzer: You shouldn't make those kinds of assumptions.
Sarah Miles: Yeah, you're right. I should not make those kinds of assumptions.
Watzer: Does this have anything to do with opiums?
Sarah Miles: Do you wish it didn't?
Watzer: No. I wish I had a chocolate cookie.

Sarah Miles: Smile. God loves you.
Watzer: I never learned to smile.
Sarah Miles: Heh, perhaps you should... party pooper.
Watzer: Hmph. Maybe you should mind your own business. I never asked for advice.

19 years ago #11889
Centon 123: *Pulls out gun and stares at it admiredly*
Justina: What do you think?
Centon 123: This baby has zoom functions, disintegration properties, and a soda machine built into the stock.
Justina: Say something, please! 'Yes' would be best.
Centon 123: No. I might wear out my batteries.

19 years ago #11890
Not I: God be in my thinking.
Mathieu Lavande: What do you have thinking for?
Not I: I left mentation at the river. Do you still carry mentation?
Mathieu Lavande: No, I stopped a while ago.

19 years ago #11891
WARNING: MILD ADULT CONTENT

<0> Centon 123: Would you like to stick around and talk to me while I polish my ray gun?
Trowa: It's not the gun, but the marksmanship that matters. Heero is sleeping with Duo.

19 years ago #11892
Berkay: How old are you?
Flinch: 18. Didn't you know that?
Berkay: I didn't know that.
Flinch: Neither did I, until Frenger told me. I sure hope she wasn't lying.
Berkay: Are you in love with me?
Flinch: Oh, you mean.. It's not love, Berkay, it's leukemia.

incorrect date format #1


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