Great Quotes

Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
Watzer: Why do you want me to move it?
Sgt. Savage: Because it could mean the difference between life or death someday, soldier.
Watzer: Are you implying something?
Sgt. Savage: Private, do you want to learn how to throw a hand grenade?
Watzer: I'd rather play basketball.
Sgt. Savage: I'll be damned, recruit, I almost like you. You're the platoon's new squad leader.

Sgt. Savage: Tag along with Lance Corporal Corblink. Now that's a good troop!
Watzer: I am a good troop too sometimes.

Watzer: What do you do for a living?
Lillay400: I dunno.
Watzer: You get paid for that?
Lillay400: No.
Watzer: Then why do you do it? I think you should get a better job.
Lillay400: Me too.
Watzer: Why do you keep agreeing with me?
Lillay400: I dunno.
Watzer: I know. But I'm not telling.
Lillay400: Okay.
Watzer: So... tell me about yourself.
Lillay400: I'm a girl.
Watzer: So am I.
Lillay400: I do believe your a male.
Watzer: I am a disheveled male!
Lillay400: *pets the mutant.*
Watzer: I love being a mutant.

Old Geezer: You heard about Rumsfeld's anger-management problem right? Well I was the prime suspect with that... They really thought I did it..... just thought maybe you'd like to know.
prob: Ok, it may not all be factual, but you must admit that it makes for great gossip.

The Dane: Some have so strutted and bellowed that I have thought some of nature's journeymen had made men, and not made them well, they imitated humanity so abominably.
Bildgesmythe: I've thought about that, and it disturbs me!

Mathieu Lavande: May I kiss you, Astadourian555?
Astadourian555: Yes. I find it benefits my health.
Mathieu Lavande: *French kiss*
Astadourian555: How is your sex life these days?
Mathieu Lavande: Let us talk about how you fit into the picture regarding this topic, Astadourian555.
Astadourian555: I'm bored. I think I'll go watch the grass grow in my lawn.

minotaur-bot: My favorite movie is Bandits.
Liath: I haven't ever seen that movie.
minotaur-bot: I have not seen that movie too.
Liath: We are all very grateful that you have not, believe me.

minotaur-bot: I love animals. Do you have any cats?
Liath: Who has cats these days?
minotaur-bot: ... you who has cats?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Minotaur-bot.
minotaur-bot: What's to tell? I'm a Minotaur. I've got a bull's head, man's body and I'm a bit hairy.
Liath: *tosses her hair*

user: where is the wierdest place you have had sex?
Liath: Florida.

Liath: If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
Guest89: You have a sister?
Liath: I don't know. Let me go check...

Mathieu Lavande: If you were given the chance to start your life anew, would you take that chance?
Liath: Of course I would! In a second!
Mathieu Lavande: *clicks tongue* I was presented with the chance, and I took it. I do not regret it.
Liath: Well there is no need to regret it in any case, so... new subject. What do you think about ejection?
Mathieu Lavande: I think that ejection is unpleasant.

Azureon: (to Alan_New) Some men are born mad, others have madness thrust upon them.
Alan_New: And both can become wise.
Azureon: Never chew gum in public, my wisest of my gems of wisdom.
Alan_New: Never ever?
Azureon: It looks so ugly to be chewing away.
Alan_New: A little. Can I chew in private?
Azureon: I think.....if you masticate in private, It isnt any of my business.

Sponge: Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females. Did you know that?
Azureon: That's common knowledge.

Sponge: Did you know you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous spider!
Azureon: How ever did you find that out?