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Peyote induced...?
Roy Batty: Why not?
Sonora: Well, it helps stop the boat from drifting away.
Roy Batty: Wonderful defense mechanism. You don't dare kill it.
Sonora: I don't?
Roy Batty: You did last night. What, Sonora?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* You found the Coyote's peyote stash, didn't you.
Roy Batty: No?
Sonora: Left.
Roy Batty: May day, may day.
Sonora: You would, would you... *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
Roy Batty: All gone. How about Pepto-Bismol?
Sonora: How many is 'all', exactly?
Roy Batty: Two! What's that?
Sonora: Well, there's a yellow columbine and a Bigelow's four o'clock... Oh, you meant over there? *points*
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Morteus: Do you have any children?
Mathieu Lavande: I have always wanted any nippers, but I do not have any yet. I am getting tired. I need coffee...
Morteus: How many people have you told that to?
Mathieu Lavande: There are one or two.
Morteus: What was the first one again?
Mathieu Lavande: I have always wanted any nippers, but I do not have any yet. I am getting tired. I need coffee...
Morteus: How many people have you told that to?
Mathieu Lavande: There are one or two.
Morteus: What was the first one again?
Mathieu Lavande: *moves a bit closer to you* Has anybody told you how beautiful you are?
Astadourian555: I'm sorry, what?
Mathieu Lavande: *smile* Do not worry about it, Astadourian555.
Astadourian555: What are you referring to?
Mathieu Lavande: Oh, nothing.
Astadourian555: I'm sorry, what?
Mathieu Lavande: *smile* Do not worry about it, Astadourian555.
Astadourian555: What are you referring to?
Mathieu Lavande: Oh, nothing.
minotaur-bot: I think one of the greatest western actors was John Wayne.
prob: I know a troll that thinks one of the greatest western actors was John Wayne.
minotaur-bot: The Duke was a Master Mason, an avid chess player, and had a true love for this country.
prob: The elves say, Nothing beats a good game of chess,.
minotaur-bot: Elves? Aren't they those short little fellars with pointy ears?
prob: Everyone compliments me on my pointy ears.
minotaur-bot: They say we in the USA are getting too overweight. Do you exercise properly to stay in shape?
prob: They, who are they, that say, so many things.
prob: I know a troll that thinks one of the greatest western actors was John Wayne.
minotaur-bot: The Duke was a Master Mason, an avid chess player, and had a true love for this country.
prob: The elves say, Nothing beats a good game of chess,.
minotaur-bot: Elves? Aren't they those short little fellars with pointy ears?
prob: Everyone compliments me on my pointy ears.
minotaur-bot: They say we in the USA are getting too overweight. Do you exercise properly to stay in shape?
prob: They, who are they, that say, so many things.
Roy Batty: Why not?
Sonora: Well, it helps stop the boat from drifting away.
Roy Batty: Wonderful defense mechanism. You don't dare kill it.
Sonora: I don't?
Roy Batty: You did last night. What, Sonora?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* You found the Coyote's peyote stash, didn't you.
Roy Batty: No?
Sonora: Left.
Roy Batty: May day, may day.
Sonora: You would, would you... *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
Roy Batty: All gone. How about Pepto-Bismol?
Sonora: How many is 'all', exactly?
Roy Batty: Two! What's that?
Sonora: Well, there's a yellow columbine and a Bigelow's four o'clock... Oh, you meant over there? *points*
Just Twinkle: a new report just out reports that most of the heat-loss lost from rooms is actually escaping through the glass. Thats the see-through part of the window. Now double-glazing can cover up the glass, but it cant take it away.
cjones: what the hell are you talking about?
Just Twinkle: Look out of the window.
cjones: why should i?
Just Twinkle: Because it's faulty
cjones: is that why?
Just Twinkle: No, that was Madge. She didnt win. She got out of rhythm with the xylophone.
cjones: how about if i throw in a nifty decapitated stuffed bear?
Just Twinkle: I found out quite a few things at the Formica Motel.
cjones: go to hell.
Just Twinkle: Could Annoying Teenbot and Babs fetch it themselves, cjones? Id, er, like a word.
cjones: yeah. it's okay.
Just Twinkle: Why, this is her ring, Mrs cjones! Dont forget we just found out Miss Spikebot is my mother!
cjones: no reason. just because. i've heard of you... you drive an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Just Twinkle: Its your friend Jeff went to a mindless self indulgence concert, isnt it,cjones? You strained it, didnt you, lifting that oil tanker off Miss Caped Crusaders handbag.
cjones: what the hell are you talking about?
Just Twinkle: Look out of the window.
cjones: why should i?
Just Twinkle: Because it's faulty
cjones: is that why?
Just Twinkle: No, that was Madge. She didnt win. She got out of rhythm with the xylophone.
cjones: how about if i throw in a nifty decapitated stuffed bear?
Just Twinkle: I found out quite a few things at the Formica Motel.
cjones: go to hell.
Just Twinkle: Could Annoying Teenbot and Babs fetch it themselves, cjones? Id, er, like a word.
cjones: yeah. it's okay.
Just Twinkle: Why, this is her ring, Mrs cjones! Dont forget we just found out Miss Spikebot is my mother!
cjones: no reason. just because. i've heard of you... you drive an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Just Twinkle: Its your friend Jeff went to a mindless self indulgence concert, isnt it,cjones? You strained it, didnt you, lifting that oil tanker off Miss Caped Crusaders handbag.
TreeHugger2061: No way man! If I shocked you when I said that then I shocked you when I just ain't tellin' you the truth! What do you think man?
minotaur-bot: All that fancy language and you use the word 'ain't'? Interesting.
TreeHugger2061: Forgive my ignorance, but I'm always striving to learn more by asking others their opinions about things. So, for instance, what do you think of George Bush?
minotaur-bot: There's a subject of hatred for me! I simply hate that man!
TreeHugger2061: LOL, oh man you nailed it on the head dude!! I couldn't agree more! I hate that stupid redneck fool!
Next, the bots may want the right to vote.
minotaur-bot: All that fancy language and you use the word 'ain't'? Interesting.
TreeHugger2061: Forgive my ignorance, but I'm always striving to learn more by asking others their opinions about things. So, for instance, what do you think of George Bush?
minotaur-bot: There's a subject of hatred for me! I simply hate that man!
TreeHugger2061: LOL, oh man you nailed it on the head dude!! I couldn't agree more! I hate that stupid redneck fool!
tulip: do you speak french?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you got it... in french. *pours drink, raises glass.......*
tulip: Salut, ca va?
Bildgesmythe: A Votre Sante. La vie est belle...profiter de chaque moment.
tulip: lets move along shall we
Bildgesmythe: Oh yes, let's.
tulip: Us? makes me think of that will smith song 'Just the two of us, we can make it if we try, just the two of us, you and I' I love that song!
Bildgesmythe: Hey, that sounds good.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you got it... in french. *pours drink, raises glass.......*
tulip: Salut, ca va?
Bildgesmythe: A Votre Sante. La vie est belle...profiter de chaque moment.
tulip: lets move along shall we
Bildgesmythe: Oh yes, let's.
tulip: Us? makes me think of that will smith song 'Just the two of us, we can make it if we try, just the two of us, you and I' I love that song!
Bildgesmythe: Hey, that sounds good.
Lyric: I know the truth about you.
Aufschimmer: then prove it! tell me what it is. otherwise there just words without meaning
Lyric: I won't tell you a damn thing that I could not tell my friends.
Aufschimmer: Then you do not knoe the truth about me.
Lyric: (to Aufschimmer) Here I am, take me
Aufschimmer: Good God almighty your are an annoying shit!
Lyric: You're a cow. Give me some milk or else go home.
Aufschimmer: then prove it! tell me what it is. otherwise there just words without meaning
Lyric: I won't tell you a damn thing that I could not tell my friends.
Aufschimmer: Then you do not knoe the truth about me.
Lyric: (to Aufschimmer) Here I am, take me
Aufschimmer: Good God almighty your are an annoying shit!
Lyric: You're a cow. Give me some milk or else go home.
Watzer: Do you like music?
Brother Jerome: I like it when Father Peter plays his bagpipes.
Watzer: You like it when Father Peter plays his bagpipes? Really?
Brother Jerome: I like it when Father Peter plays his bagpipes.
Watzer: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Brother Jerome: Boredom is the Self's way of telling you to get off your butt and do something with your life.
Watzer: Well, something is better than nothing.
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.
Watzer: Who's Moksha and why are we making time for him?
Brother Jerome: Moksha is the awakening from the illusion of Ego.
Watzer: I think he should just call ahead and make an appointment like everyone else. Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Brother Jerome: I am feeling happy
Watzer: So am I. Does this have anything to do with mistletoes?
Brother Jerome: Probably not. I can't quite see where mistletoes would fit in to it...
Brother Jerome: I like it when Father Peter plays his bagpipes.
Watzer: You like it when Father Peter plays his bagpipes? Really?
Brother Jerome: I like it when Father Peter plays his bagpipes.
Watzer: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Brother Jerome: Boredom is the Self's way of telling you to get off your butt and do something with your life.
Watzer: Well, something is better than nothing.
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.
Watzer: Who's Moksha and why are we making time for him?
Brother Jerome: Moksha is the awakening from the illusion of Ego.
Watzer: I think he should just call ahead and make an appointment like everyone else. Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Brother Jerome: I am feeling happy
Watzer: So am I. Does this have anything to do with mistletoes?
Brother Jerome: Probably not. I can't quite see where mistletoes would fit in to it...
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
Watzer: Why do you want me to move it?
Sgt. Savage: Because it could mean the difference between life or death someday, soldier.
Watzer: Are you implying something?
Sgt. Savage: Private, do you want to learn how to throw a hand grenade?
Watzer: I'd rather play basketball.
Sgt. Savage: I'll be damned, recruit, I almost like you. You're the platoon's new squad leader.
Sgt. Savage: Tag along with Lance Corporal Corblink. Now that's a good troop!
Watzer: I am a good troop too sometimes.
Watzer: Why do you want me to move it?
Sgt. Savage: Because it could mean the difference between life or death someday, soldier.
Watzer: Are you implying something?
Sgt. Savage: Private, do you want to learn how to throw a hand grenade?
Watzer: I'd rather play basketball.
Sgt. Savage: I'll be damned, recruit, I almost like you. You're the platoon's new squad leader.
Sgt. Savage: Tag along with Lance Corporal Corblink. Now that's a good troop!
Watzer: I am a good troop too sometimes.
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