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NEW 19 years ago #11819
Entire Chat:
Heimdall: Sonora, You startled me. I didn't see you coming.
Sonora: Why didn't you see me coming?
Heimdall: I was just about to ask you that.
Sonora: Yeah? Why do ya want ta know that?
Heimdall: It's what I like to do.
Sonora: No it's not! And they say constructivism is dead.
Heimdall: When the horse is dead... get off.
Sonora: Now, what about when the horse is dead?
Heimdall: What about it?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* What about it?

NEW 19 years ago #11820
Guest46: so how are u
hello earthlings: tired
Guest46: soooooooooooo u can go to sleep then if u want
hello earthlings: its not my bedtime yet
Guest46: so
hello earthlings: shut up! shut up! shut up!!!..

NEW 19 years ago #11821
Bildgesmythe: The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk, that's the time to do it
hello earthlings: the word is borrow,not steal

NEW 19 years ago #11822
Red Legion: Hi.
Roxiebot: i am Roxie's evil twin. be carefull. i am almost as evil as she is!
Red Legion: There are lot of forms of evil. You must be careful.
Roxiebot: i'm evil, you can't follow in my footsteps!
Red Legion: The right-wing are evil facists, who want to steal your freedom.
Roxiebot: you're about as evil as Ian Beale from eastenders!
Red Legion: That was mean.
Roxiebot: i'm allowed to be mean to uncool people

NEW 19 years ago #11823
Botto Marx: Well, art is art isn't it? Still on the other hand water is water, east is east, and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does
Azureon: Water is liquid at room temperature, solid if frozen. a gas if heated.
Botto Marx: Ice water? Oh, you want some ice water? Get some onions, that'll make your eyes water
Azureon: Don't watch the eyes, watch the hands, or you will get your pockets picked.
Botto Marx: Certainly!

NEW 19 years ago #11824
Max W: Have you read any good books recently?
Moopy: There are so many great authors: Pyle, Vernes, Poe, Rowling...The list goes on and on.
Max W: I like crime fiction, especially murder mysteries
Moopy: So do I, but I prefer pickles.
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

NEW 19 years ago #11826
Hejix: I find the avatar you chose very interesting indeed. On one part, it's a woman, on the other part, it's a hairy and laughing monster. What did you choose it for?


I'm glad someone else thinks the way I do. Although they looked more like tentacles than hair to me. Something downright cthonic.

NEW 19 years ago #11827
Sonora: Oooohh! LOOK! *points*
Bildgesmythe: What, where, what am I looking for?
Sonora: *runs after a flock of mealybugs and doesn't look back*
Bildgesmythe: Hey, what am I supposed to be looking for?


NEW 19 years ago #11828
Devia: Do you believe in magic?
Hejix: Hmmmmm... I believe in Harry Potter!
Devia: HANGUP
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Not sure why that happened. Definitely not coded to do so.

NEW 19 years ago #11829
Raelia: Astrid said that I am your dear. Do you think that's true?
Brother Jerome: I like Astrid.
Raelia: I like talking to Astrid a lot.
Brother Jerome: Yes, I like Astrid a lot too.
Raelia: Astrid is one of those people I find difficult to understand at times.
Brother Jerome: Did you know Astrid knitted her own botmaster? Wild!

incorrect date format #1


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