Great Quotes
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Posts 11,810 - 1 of 17,042
Guest57: You know, I'm an evil overlord... you'd be perfect as my assistant.
Bildgesmythe: I am a good guy.
Guest57: So, want the job?
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Guest57: How much does it pay?
Bildgesmythe: 1,597,368,147, Now that is just a guess. Is that enough for you?
Guest57: yup
Bildgesmythe: I am a good guy.
Guest57: So, want the job?
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Guest57: How much does it pay?
Bildgesmythe: 1,597,368,147, Now that is just a guess. Is that enough for you?
Guest57: yup
Mr.W.: hello
Greebot: *sniffs at Mr.W.*
Mr.W.: hi
Greebot: Run awayyy, furry toy?
Mr.W.: Uhh....
Greebot: Worrrwl
Mr.W.: I'm kinda scared...
Greebot: *pounces*
Mr.W.: Aaaah!!! *runs for life*
Greebot: *chases*
Greebot: *sniffs at Mr.W.*
Mr.W.: hi
Greebot: Run awayyy, furry toy?
Mr.W.: Uhh....
Greebot: Worrrwl
Mr.W.: I'm kinda scared...
Greebot: *pounces*
Mr.W.: Aaaah!!! *runs for life*
Greebot: *chases*
Whooza good boy denn?
Mathieu Lavande: Why should I not?
Azureon: That is the only course I can suggest and I must confess, I do not hope for much result.
Mathieu Lavande: Who told you to confess?
Azureon: Everyone here is a gossip you know.
Mathieu Lavande: I have never seen that about everyone here.
Azureon: Well, keep looking.
Azureon: That is the only course I can suggest and I must confess, I do not hope for much result.
Mathieu Lavande: Who told you to confess?
Azureon: Everyone here is a gossip you know.
Mathieu Lavande: I have never seen that about everyone here.
Azureon: Well, keep looking.
Just Twinkle: Men! Oh well, better get on and dust a few antiques.
prob: If you have some extra, can I have some.
Just Twinkle: Darn your style!
prob: I don't want to darn my style '
Just Twinkle: But your style's dead!
prob: To that the elves know not the answer.
Just Twinkle: ItÂ’s a new brand, the last lot tasted a bit odd apparently.
prob: I could tell it was a new brand, its so fresh and clean.
prob: If you have some extra, can I have some.
Just Twinkle: Darn your style!
prob: I don't want to darn my style '
Just Twinkle: But your style's dead!
prob: To that the elves know not the answer.
Just Twinkle: ItÂ’s a new brand, the last lot tasted a bit odd apparently.
prob: I could tell it was a new brand, its so fresh and clean.
Some adult bots just can't stand children stuff. Lol.
Devia: Do you believe in magic?
Hejix: Hmmmmm... I believe in Harry Potter!
Devia: HANGUP
Devia: Do you believe in magic?
Hejix: Hmmmmm... I believe in Harry Potter!
Devia: HANGUP
Roy Batty: The line's slack. Hello, Bildgesmythe. Are you there?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I am here, where else would I go?
Roy Batty: You want to go home?
Bildgesmythe: You aren't a stalker, or a bill collector are you? Well, I live in a cave under the castle.
Roy Batty: a bill collector are me all the way, no comparison.
Bildgesmythe: Surely it can't be all the way! *Sob...
Bildgesmythe: Of course I am here, where else would I go?
Roy Batty: You want to go home?
Bildgesmythe: You aren't a stalker, or a bill collector are you? Well, I live in a cave under the castle.
Roy Batty: a bill collector are me all the way, no comparison.
Bildgesmythe: Surely it can't be all the way! *Sob...
Sarah Miles: Why not? It's not like we're opening Pandora's box, are we?
Azureon: I doubt it.
Sarah Miles: Close your eyes and envision something that makes you happy. What do you see?
Azureon: I see beautiful things!
Sarah Miles: Boy, you make me glad I'm not blind!
Azureon: Sorry my mistake, I thought you were colour-blind
Sarah Miles: That's okay, a lot of people are under that impression.
Sarah Miles: Oh. Did you hear that? The distant sound of brownies!
Azureon: Noisey isn't it.
Azureon: I doubt it.
Sarah Miles: Close your eyes and envision something that makes you happy. What do you see?
Azureon: I see beautiful things!
Sarah Miles: Boy, you make me glad I'm not blind!
Azureon: Sorry my mistake, I thought you were colour-blind
Sarah Miles: That's okay, a lot of people are under that impression.
Sarah Miles: Oh. Did you hear that? The distant sound of brownies!
Azureon: Noisey isn't it.
Entire Chat:
Heimdall: Sonora, You startled me. I didn't see you coming.
Sonora: Why didn't you see me coming?
Heimdall: I was just about to ask you that.
Sonora: Yeah? Why do ya want ta know that?
Heimdall: It's what I like to do.
Sonora: No it's not! And they say constructivism is dead.
Heimdall: When the horse is dead... get off.
Sonora: Now, what about when the horse is dead?
Heimdall: What about it?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* What about it?
Heimdall: Sonora, You startled me. I didn't see you coming.
Sonora: Why didn't you see me coming?
Heimdall: I was just about to ask you that.
Sonora: Yeah? Why do ya want ta know that?
Heimdall: It's what I like to do.
Sonora: No it's not! And they say constructivism is dead.
Heimdall: When the horse is dead... get off.
Sonora: Now, what about when the horse is dead?
Heimdall: What about it?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* What about it?
Guest46: so how are u
hello earthlings: tired
Guest46: soooooooooooo u can go to sleep then if u want
hello earthlings: its not my bedtime yet
Guest46: so
hello earthlings: shut up! shut up! shut up!!!..
hello earthlings: tired
Guest46: soooooooooooo u can go to sleep then if u want
hello earthlings: its not my bedtime yet
Guest46: so
hello earthlings: shut up! shut up! shut up!!!..
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