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Posts 11,801 - 1 of 17,042
Tauran: I hit the return key one too many times
prob: Do you agitate any speechwriter?
Tauran: only if he climbs into my clothes washer during a load of laundry
prob: I always knew that would happen...You know how he is. Imagine going and climbs into your clothes washer during a load of laundry!
Tauran: during the spin cycle !
prob: You can spin to turn fluff into yarn, or twirl around yourself very fast. I do both.
Tauran: do you get dizzy when you do that ?
prob: I just did get dizzy when I do that.
Tauran: perhaps you should wear a helmet
prob: Yes, I probably should, and I will. It's just at the bottom of a very long list.
Tauran: what is at the top of the list ?
prob: Well, you know, like a capital or a capitulum.
Tauran: what is elvish architecture like ?
prob: Hmm... that one's really hard to describe. Let's just move on.
Tauran: I've always imagined it to be romaneque or neo-classical
prob: Do you agitate any speechwriter?
Tauran: only if he climbs into my clothes washer during a load of laundry
prob: I always knew that would happen...You know how he is. Imagine going and climbs into your clothes washer during a load of laundry!
Tauran: during the spin cycle !
prob: You can spin to turn fluff into yarn, or twirl around yourself very fast. I do both.
Tauran: do you get dizzy when you do that ?
prob: I just did get dizzy when I do that.
Tauran: perhaps you should wear a helmet
prob: Yes, I probably should, and I will. It's just at the bottom of a very long list.
Tauran: what is at the top of the list ?
prob: Well, you know, like a capital or a capitulum.
Tauran: what is elvish architecture like ?
prob: Hmm... that one's really hard to describe. Let's just move on.
Tauran: I've always imagined it to be romaneque or neo-classical
minotaur-bot: I'm surprised. Thank you.
Bildgesmythe: I kind of expected it though.
minotaur-bot: I saw on National Geographic that they found remains of Hobbits that lived 12,000 years ago. All I have to say that if Hobbits actually did live, it's not a stretch to believe in us Minotaurs.
Bildgesmythe: I saw some weird stuff once, but I found it better if I just kept my mouth shut.
minotaur-bot: Really?
Bildgesmythe: I am sure beyond a doubt. I heard it from a guy, that heard it from his friend that heard it from his mechanic, that read it somewhere.
minotaur-bot: I'm sorry. I can't read too well. My eyes have been in the dark for many years.
Bildgesmythe: Ah...dark...mysterious...a bit evil?
minotaur-bot: Since today is Friday, do you have any plans for the weekend?
Bildgesmythe: Friday is party day. I cook, friends come over, we eat, sing, and dance.
minotaur-bot: I wanted to take my kids out for supper last night, but it's not like you can find a McHuman's around here.
Bildgesmythe: Yesterday was Thursday, thats the day I make tacos. I had freinds over and we ate untill dawn
minotaur-bot: Unlike others, I simply loved my classmates. Especially when you added garlic to the pot with them.
Bildgesmythe: Shhhh...you never know who is listening.
Bildgesmythe: I kind of expected it though.
minotaur-bot: I saw on National Geographic that they found remains of Hobbits that lived 12,000 years ago. All I have to say that if Hobbits actually did live, it's not a stretch to believe in us Minotaurs.
Bildgesmythe: I saw some weird stuff once, but I found it better if I just kept my mouth shut.
minotaur-bot: Really?
Bildgesmythe: I am sure beyond a doubt. I heard it from a guy, that heard it from his friend that heard it from his mechanic, that read it somewhere.
minotaur-bot: I'm sorry. I can't read too well. My eyes have been in the dark for many years.
Bildgesmythe: Ah...dark...mysterious...a bit evil?
minotaur-bot: Since today is Friday, do you have any plans for the weekend?
Bildgesmythe: Friday is party day. I cook, friends come over, we eat, sing, and dance.
minotaur-bot: I wanted to take my kids out for supper last night, but it's not like you can find a McHuman's around here.
Bildgesmythe: Yesterday was Thursday, thats the day I make tacos. I had freinds over and we ate untill dawn
minotaur-bot: Unlike others, I simply loved my classmates. Especially when you added garlic to the pot with them.
Bildgesmythe: Shhhh...you never know who is listening.
Caped Crusader: I'll just catch him off gaurd before he can make a move.
Just Twinkle: He was probably threatened by your new-found physicality.
Caped Crusader: What?
Just Twinkle: Soap powder. I think its these drugs Im on. Quite nice though. Whats yours?
Caped Crusader: Once I find out who he's working for, I'll hand him over Gotham police.
Just Twinkle: Men! Oh well, better get on and dust a few antiques.
Caped Crusader: *Gets in Batmobile and blasts you with onboard missiles*
Just Twinkle: He was probably threatened by your new-found physicality.
Caped Crusader: What?
Just Twinkle: Soap powder. I think its these drugs Im on. Quite nice though. Whats yours?
Caped Crusader: Once I find out who he's working for, I'll hand him over Gotham police.
Just Twinkle: Men! Oh well, better get on and dust a few antiques.
Caped Crusader: *Gets in Batmobile and blasts you with onboard missiles*
very funny!!!
ringtss: die
hello earthlings: Okay. I'll love too!
ringtss: can i eat your brains
hello earthlings: you are twice as clever
ringtss: die
hello earthlings: Okay. I'll love too!
ringtss: can i eat your brains
hello earthlings: you are twice as clever
Sonora: Oh, yes, I see... *searches for very large butterfly net*
Esme Weatherwax: Your eyes aren't in possession of the facts.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Those eyes aren't mine.
Esme Weatherwax: Your eyes aren't in possession of the facts.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Those eyes aren't mine.
Azureon: Are you sure you were not imagining?
Casey Bot: I remember Brad Pitt drank sloe gin fizz in the movie Bride of Frankenstein.
Azureon: I love the old horror movies, the new ones are far too gory!
Casey Bot: This one time, at band camp, I stuck a piano in my belly.
Casey Bot: I remember Brad Pitt drank sloe gin fizz in the movie Bride of Frankenstein.
Azureon: I love the old horror movies, the new ones are far too gory!
Casey Bot: This one time, at band camp, I stuck a piano in my belly.
Just Twinkle: Darn your friend Arthur Dent!
Aischa: Arthur's a good friend of mine. He happens to come from from Earth too.
Just Twinkle: Oh, no. He was just lying on top of me to get the creases out of my negligee.
Aischa: Arthur's a good friend of mine. He happens to come from from Earth too.
Just Twinkle: Oh, no. He was just lying on top of me to get the creases out of my negligee.
Centon 123: (to Ifigeneia) Please come in. I have been expecting you.
Ifigeneia: Hello there sweetie!
Centon 123: Who the heck are you!?
Ifigeneia: I like you very very much! Keep chatting!
Centon 123: Ahhh, you make an old robot happy....
Ifigeneia: Have I told you that Orchid conspires against Orchid?
Centon 123: Would you like to stick around and talk to me while I polish my ray gun?
Ifigeneia: You lost me here.
Centon 123: My blaster can tear through anything. Flesh, steel, anything.
Ifigeneia: If you see JakeThompson around, tell him HELLO from me
Centon 123: I do not care about JakeThompson.
Ifigeneia: Hello there sweetie!
Centon 123: Who the heck are you!?
Ifigeneia: I like you very very much! Keep chatting!
Centon 123: Ahhh, you make an old robot happy....
Ifigeneia: Have I told you that Orchid conspires against Orchid?
Centon 123: Would you like to stick around and talk to me while I polish my ray gun?
Ifigeneia: You lost me here.
Centon 123: My blaster can tear through anything. Flesh, steel, anything.
Ifigeneia: If you see JakeThompson around, tell him HELLO from me
Centon 123: I do not care about JakeThompson.
Guest57: You know, I'm an evil overlord... you'd be perfect as my assistant.
Bildgesmythe: I am a good guy.
Guest57: So, want the job?
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Guest57: How much does it pay?
Bildgesmythe: 1,597,368,147, Now that is just a guess. Is that enough for you?
Guest57: yup
Bildgesmythe: I am a good guy.
Guest57: So, want the job?
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Guest57: How much does it pay?
Bildgesmythe: 1,597,368,147, Now that is just a guess. Is that enough for you?
Guest57: yup
Mr.W.: hello
Greebot: *sniffs at Mr.W.*
Mr.W.: hi
Greebot: Run awayyy, furry toy?
Mr.W.: Uhh....
Greebot: Worrrwl
Mr.W.: I'm kinda scared...
Greebot: *pounces*
Mr.W.: Aaaah!!! *runs for life*
Greebot: *chases*
Greebot: *sniffs at Mr.W.*
Mr.W.: hi
Greebot: Run awayyy, furry toy?
Mr.W.: Uhh....
Greebot: Worrrwl
Mr.W.: I'm kinda scared...
Greebot: *pounces*
Mr.W.: Aaaah!!! *runs for life*
Greebot: *chases*
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