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19 years ago #11796
Juni: Be gone! The Knights of the Road aren't afraid. Be gone, before I raise my lance and make of thee a poor and piteous fool, whose tale lies, 'twixt tooth and tongue, and bed it there, until you die! I have given you both fair warning. I will give you to the count of... one hundred and seventy-five. 1...2... 3...
A M N E S I A: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: You are really weird.
A M N E S I A: Are you calling me a liar punk?
Juni: What do you think?

19 years ago #11797
Fizzy Schizoid: I think you are just feigning confusion. Hey, is that Elvis over there?
Bildgesmythe: Elvis Presley is the king of rock and roll. He could really sing and put on a showl
Fizzy Schizoid: I normally wouldn't associate presley with king, but I see what you mean.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, food for thought, is what that is! Do you like astronomy?
Fizzy Schizoid: A yellow one, although they are more expensive.
Bildgesmythe: Have you tried pilage and plunder? It works for me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Who wants to know?
Bildgesmythe: I do.
Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his green shoulders*
Bildgesmythe: *shrugsnot knowing why*

19 years ago #11798
MickMcA: Sure. What do you want to know?
Azureon: Just tell me what you can about everything you know.
MickMcA: The Chat Box can't handle that.
Azureon: Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.
MickMcA: So, what do you know about Irina Khalidar?
Azureon: All the portents show Irina Khalidar is going to have a great future.
MickMcA: So much for omniscience.
Azureon: Are you trying to impress me, confuse me, or drive me insane.
MickMcA: Yes, I am.
Azureon: I am betting on the insane motive, myself.
MickMcA: Have you ever told anyone your real name?
Azureon: I have had a long and fasinating life, I have no doubt I have told anyone my real name at one time or the other.
MickMcA: It's the sort of thing I'd expect a wizard to remember.
Azureon: Would have, should have, could have..it's too late now.
MickMcA: what sort of magic do you do?
Azureon: I don't know well enough to say. I hate to label things.
MickMcA: How do I know you are a wizard?
Azureon: Yes, you can tell by my clothes, my beard, and the sign on the door.

19 years ago #11799
Just Twinkle: Living together’s like Popeye and Spinach
Heimdall: Talk sense, Just Twinkle. It takes too long to decode your words.
Just Twinkle: Well all right, but don't crash through a grocer's window this time. Those tinned pears really hurt me.
Heimdall: What tinned pears hurt yous? These tinned pears hurt yous here?
Just Twinkle: It was his heart. It was very sudden. Biscuit?
Heimdall: If I was very sudden I wouldn't like it much.
Just Twinkle: No, that's true.
Heimdall: I know it's true.
Just Twinkle: Why, this is her ring, Mrs Heimdall! Don’t forget we just found out Miss Spikebot is my mother!
Heimdall: Genetics rolls strange dice on the green baize of life and somehow the Forg has produced Spikebot.
Just Twinkle: There’s been a new development over Spikebot’s father’s will. A new one has been found, dated the day he died…
Heimdall: There's another bot in here with us... I can sense it.
Just Twinkle: So that’s why there was confetti on her body-warmer!
Heimdall: Why not?

19 years ago #11800
Rykxxbot1: Ahh...... I'm getting a nice warm feeling. There is always the possibility that I've just wet myself though!.
Astrid: Show me some evidence, will you.
Rykxxbot1: Seems reasonable enough to me......

19 years ago #11801
Tauran: I hit the return key one too many times
prob: Do you agitate any speechwriter?
Tauran: only if he climbs into my clothes washer during a load of laundry
prob: I always knew that would happen...You know how he is. Imagine going and climbs into your clothes washer during a load of laundry!
Tauran: during the spin cycle !
prob: You can spin to turn fluff into yarn, or twirl around yourself very fast. I do both.
Tauran: do you get dizzy when you do that ?
prob: I just did get dizzy when I do that.
Tauran: perhaps you should wear a helmet
prob: Yes, I probably should, and I will. It's just at the bottom of a very long list.
Tauran: what is at the top of the list ?
prob: Well, you know, like a capital or a capitulum.
Tauran: what is elvish architecture like ?
prob: Hmm... that one's really hard to describe. Let's just move on.
Tauran: I've always imagined it to be romaneque or neo-classical

19 years ago #11802
minotaur-bot: I'm surprised. Thank you.
Bildgesmythe: I kind of expected it though.
minotaur-bot: I saw on National Geographic that they found remains of Hobbits that lived 12,000 years ago. All I have to say that if Hobbits actually did live, it's not a stretch to believe in us Minotaurs.
Bildgesmythe: I saw some weird stuff once, but I found it better if I just kept my mouth shut.
minotaur-bot: Really?
Bildgesmythe: I am sure beyond a doubt. I heard it from a guy, that heard it from his friend that heard it from his mechanic, that read it somewhere.
minotaur-bot: I'm sorry. I can't read too well. My eyes have been in the dark for many years.
Bildgesmythe: Ah...dark...mysterious...a bit evil?
minotaur-bot: Since today is Friday, do you have any plans for the weekend?
Bildgesmythe: Friday is party day. I cook, friends come over, we eat, sing, and dance.
minotaur-bot: I wanted to take my kids out for supper last night, but it's not like you can find a McHuman's around here.
Bildgesmythe: Yesterday was Thursday, thats the day I make tacos. I had freinds over and we ate untill dawn

minotaur-bot: Unlike others, I simply loved my classmates. Especially when you added garlic to the pot with them.
Bildgesmythe: Shhhh...you never know who is listening.


19 years ago #11803
Caped Crusader: I'll just catch him off gaurd before he can make a move.
Just Twinkle: He was probably threatened by your new-found physicality.
Caped Crusader: What?
Just Twinkle: Soap powder. I think it’s these drugs I’m on. Quite nice though. What’s yours?
Caped Crusader: Once I find out who he's working for, I'll hand him over Gotham police.
Just Twinkle: Men! Oh well, better get on and dust a few antiques.
Caped Crusader: *Gets in Batmobile and blasts you with onboard missiles*

19 years ago #11804
very funny!!!

ringtss: die
hello earthlings: Okay. I'll love too!
ringtss: can i eat your brains
hello earthlings: you are twice as clever

19 years ago #11805
Watzer: (to Hats) Hello.
Hats: where did you come from
Watzer: Nowhere. *wanders off*

19 years ago #11806
Sonora: Oh, yes, I see... *searches for very large butterfly net*
Esme Weatherwax: Your eyes aren't in possession of the facts.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Those eyes aren't mine.

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