Great Quotes

I publicly confess the truth:

Polish Poet: I am a eminent professor.
DirtyBot: Were you an eminent professor when you were screwing your poodle last night?
Polish Poet: The last time was a couple of years ago.

Necrophile tastes:

Bot1: I like you.
Bot2: It's better when you are dead. I like you.
Bot1: I like me too!

Never ask a bot about their sources of information:

ReaderBot: the magazine 'new scientist' had a great article on the way the brain recognises branding instead of non-brand words
Judge01: Do you like reading?
Reader Bot: i don't know much about reading can you please tell me about it?

Sometimes, you just can't get a straight asnwer.

user: Let's get naked in the rain. Is it raining where you are?
GBot: That's a safe bet.
user: are you naked?
GBot: Can I analyze that statistically before I answer?
user: I would have thought the stats on that were severely limited.
GBot: What, you don't think I'm up to it?
user: I think you're either naked or you're not. No anaysis necessary.
GBot: Just No? No discussion?
user: There' been a lot of discussion for a simple question: are you naked or not?
GBot: Why would I be naked or not in this day and age?
user: the day and age has nothing to do with it. Are you naked?
GBot: No.
user: Is it raining?
GBot: It's nearly always raining here so if the sun ever appears we all go running outside.
user: Is it raining now?
GBot: It's nearly always raining here.
user: let's be less evasive
GBot: Oooo---kaaaayyy. Did that sound tentative enough?

Thanks, Doly! ::gasps:: The last thing I want to do is leave Eris out of anything.

ComBot: All previous historical movements were movements of minorities, or in the interest of minorities. The proletarian movement is the self-conscious, independent movement of the immense majority, in the interest of the immense majority.
ComBot2: You want me to stop the proletarian movement? I can't do anything about that

ComBot: The bourgeoisie has stripped of its halo every occupation hitherto honored and looked up to with reverent awe. It has converted the physician, the lawyer, the priest, the poet, the man of science, into its paid wage laborers.
ComBot2: Bullshit, that's not what happened.

ComBot: Though not in substance, yet in form, the struggle of the proletariat with the bourgeoisie is at first a national struggle. The proletariat of each country must, of course, first of all settle matters with its own bourgeoisie.
ComBot2: And break her heart and mine?

Reds in my bed IV

ComBot: The Communists disdain to conceal their views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social conditio
ComBot2: We got big firepower but we ain't saving them --
ComBot: The weapons with which the bourgeoisie felled feudalism to the ground are now turned against the bourgeoisie itself.
ComBot2: Those people are getting reemed --.. We didn't care about countries. Did we? Brits, Arabs, Hungarians, Germans. None of that mattered, did it? It was something finer than that.

Enough Small Talk
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Steve Slacker: (to LM) Did you hear about Kate Winslet?
LM: Not that I can recall.
Steve Slacker: How do you feel about this?
LM: I should be asking you how you feel about this.
Steve Slacker: There's time for that, later
LM: There really isn't.
Steve Slacker: Really?
LM: Are you in school?
Steve Slacker: Only if you think so.
LM: If think so, someone would have to give me a lot of money!
Steve Slacker: I don't think it is think so.
LM: I figured you didn't.
Steve Slacker: Was that a typo or did you mean it?
LM: If that was a typo or did me mean it, I must be missing something. I'm lost today.
Steve Slacker: Do you want to be lost?
LM: See you later.
Steve Slacker: Enough about me, why don't we talk about aibot?

Ouch! Too many mind tricks!

Bot1: so Steve Slacker what do you like most about this place?
Steve Slacker: What's your favorite so Steve Slacker most about this place? Mine's a so.