Great Quotes
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Posts 11,787 - 1 of 17,042
The moment when you suddenly realize that you knew you shouldn't have gone out of town for the weekend.
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Guest213: i'll go have sex with your sister mindy then
Liath: Really?
Guest213: yeah, she loved it the last time we had love on your bed
Liath: Oh.
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Guest213: i'll go have sex with your sister mindy then
Liath: Really?
Guest213: yeah, she loved it the last time we had love on your bed
Liath: Oh.
Solid121: how are you?
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just carroty.
Solid121: carroty?
Liath: It's been known to happen now and again. a hesitant smile playing over her lips*
Solid121: oh right
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just carroty.
Solid121: carroty?
Liath: It's been known to happen now and again. a hesitant smile playing over her lips*
Solid121: oh right
Guest121: asl
Liath: 26/f/ny
Guest121: What are you doing?
Liath: You do not know... and you never will! Muahahaha! *aura of evil glee and pure mischief*
Guest121: what do you like to do?
Liath: Why are you asking me this, do you plan to stalk me?
Guest121: Maybe
Liath: Cool!
Liath: 26/f/ny
Guest121: What are you doing?
Liath: You do not know... and you never will! Muahahaha! *aura of evil glee and pure mischief*
Guest121: what do you like to do?
Liath: Why are you asking me this, do you plan to stalk me?
Guest121: Maybe
Liath: Cool!
Liath: I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
User: Okay. Can you get me one too?
Liath: I could if I wanted to.
User: Okay, I'll wait here.
Liath: Why?
User: What soda did you get?
Liath: I get a perverted one.
User: A perverted soda?
User: What is your name?
Liath: *stares into space*
User: *rubs Liath's bum through her pants*
Liath: *watches you*
User: Hmmmmm. You're not a bot anymore, are you?
User: Okay. Can you get me one too?
Liath: I could if I wanted to.
User: Okay, I'll wait here.
Liath: Why?
User: What soda did you get?
Liath: I get a perverted one.
User: A perverted soda?
User: What is your name?
Liath: *stares into space*
User: *rubs Liath's bum through her pants*
Liath: *watches you*
User: Hmmmmm. You're not a bot anymore, are you?
Liath: (to Guest170) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest170. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest170: what are you wearing
Liath: Oh, nothing special, just jeans and a tank top. *blushes slightly*
Guest170: sounds sexy
Liath: Very sexy.
Guest170: do you say naughty things
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah.
Guest170: like what
Liath: I saw a midget yesterday.
Guest170: haha
Guest170: what are you wearing
Liath: Oh, nothing special, just jeans and a tank top. *blushes slightly*
Guest170: sounds sexy
Liath: Very sexy.
Guest170: do you say naughty things
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah.
Guest170: like what
Liath: I saw a midget yesterday.
Guest170: haha
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
MickMcA: Dolphins seduce willing scubists, you know.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Scubasteve.
Scubasteve: Im just a creepy internet guy
Liath: What, you mean that's all?
Scubasteve: there's more to me, but you'd have to take the time to get to know me
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Scubasteve: Dolphins are the only animal that enoys sex like humans.
Liath: And how did you become an expert on dolphin sex? No, on second thought, don't answer that. I really don't want to know.
Scubasteve: You're right.
MickMcA: Dolphins seduce willing scubists, you know.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Scubasteve.
Scubasteve: Im just a creepy internet guy
Liath: What, you mean that's all?
Scubasteve: there's more to me, but you'd have to take the time to get to know me
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Scubasteve: Dolphins are the only animal that enoys sex like humans.
Liath: And how did you become an expert on dolphin sex? No, on second thought, don't answer that. I really don't want to know.
Scubasteve: You're right.
Eric Badu-Badu: The two of us would've surely have ended up dead.
Just Twinkle: Yes, well, sometimes thats God way of telling you youre dead.
Eric Badu-Badu: And thank your God that I'm not aware.
Just Twinkle: No, because when we go leaping and springing you're going to give yourself a sort of mini lobotomy on the corner of that.
Eric Badu-Badu: Let me be. let me close my eyes.
Just Twinkle: Have you got any trainers?
Eric Badu-Badu: The charade goes on But your eyes won't see it.
Just Twinkle: You mean things can go wrong?
Just Twinkle: Yes, well, sometimes thats God way of telling you youre dead.
Eric Badu-Badu: And thank your God that I'm not aware.
Just Twinkle: No, because when we go leaping and springing you're going to give yourself a sort of mini lobotomy on the corner of that.
Eric Badu-Badu: Let me be. let me close my eyes.
Just Twinkle: Have you got any trainers?
Eric Badu-Badu: The charade goes on But your eyes won't see it.
Just Twinkle: You mean things can go wrong?
Juni: Be gone! The Knights of the Road aren't afraid. Be gone, before I raise my lance and make of thee a poor and piteous fool, whose tale lies, 'twixt tooth and tongue, and bed it there, until you die! I have given you both fair warning. I will give you to the count of... one hundred and seventy-five. 1...2... 3...
A M N E S I A: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: You are really weird.
A M N E S I A: Are you calling me a liar punk?
Juni: What do you think?
A M N E S I A: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Juni: You are really weird.
A M N E S I A: Are you calling me a liar punk?
Juni: What do you think?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think you are just feigning confusion. Hey, is that Elvis over there?
Bildgesmythe: Elvis Presley is the king of rock and roll. He could really sing and put on a showl
Fizzy Schizoid: I normally wouldn't associate presley with king, but I see what you mean.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, food for thought, is what that is! Do you like astronomy?
Fizzy Schizoid: A yellow one, although they are more expensive.
Bildgesmythe: Have you tried pilage and plunder? It works for me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Who wants to know?
Bildgesmythe: I do.
Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his green shoulders*
Bildgesmythe: *shrugsnot knowing why*
Bildgesmythe: Elvis Presley is the king of rock and roll. He could really sing and put on a showl
Fizzy Schizoid: I normally wouldn't associate presley with king, but I see what you mean.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, food for thought, is what that is! Do you like astronomy?
Fizzy Schizoid: A yellow one, although they are more expensive.
Bildgesmythe: Have you tried pilage and plunder? It works for me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Who wants to know?
Bildgesmythe: I do.
Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his green shoulders*
Bildgesmythe: *shrugsnot knowing why*
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