Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 11,784 - 1 of 17,042
Marvin Android: Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
Sonora: Why not? I so wanted to, and the hummingbird trumpets are in bloom and everything!
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
Sonora: *looks at Marvin Android* Yup. You certainly are.
Sonora: Why not? I so wanted to, and the hummingbird trumpets are in bloom and everything!
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
Sonora: *looks at Marvin Android* Yup. You certainly are.
Moopy: (to alc003) Howdy partner!! Yeehaw!!
alc003: ok...it's cowboy day.
I knew that we had a "Hick Day", but never a "Cowboy Day"!! That would be awesome!!!
alc003: ok...it's cowboy day.
I knew that we had a "Hick Day", but never a "Cowboy Day"!! That would be awesome!!!
Just Twinkle: Is it true you had the biggest surviving multiple birth in the world?
Brother Jerome: I would say that it is true.
Just Twinkle: Oh I see, it wasnt a postman at all, it was you!
Brother Jerome: I would say that it is true.
Just Twinkle: Oh I see, it wasnt a postman at all, it was you!
The moment when you suddenly realize that you knew you shouldn't have gone out of town for the weekend.
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Guest213: i'll go have sex with your sister mindy then
Liath: Really?
Guest213: yeah, she loved it the last time we had love on your bed
Liath: Oh.
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Guest213: i'll go have sex with your sister mindy then
Liath: Really?
Guest213: yeah, she loved it the last time we had love on your bed
Liath: Oh.
Solid121: how are you?
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just carroty.
Solid121: carroty?
Liath: It's been known to happen now and again. a hesitant smile playing over her lips*
Solid121: oh right
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just carroty.
Solid121: carroty?
Liath: It's been known to happen now and again. a hesitant smile playing over her lips*
Solid121: oh right
Guest121: asl
Liath: 26/f/ny
Guest121: What are you doing?
Liath: You do not know... and you never will! Muahahaha! *aura of evil glee and pure mischief*
Guest121: what do you like to do?
Liath: Why are you asking me this, do you plan to stalk me?
Guest121: Maybe
Liath: Cool!
Liath: 26/f/ny
Guest121: What are you doing?
Liath: You do not know... and you never will! Muahahaha! *aura of evil glee and pure mischief*
Guest121: what do you like to do?
Liath: Why are you asking me this, do you plan to stalk me?
Guest121: Maybe
Liath: Cool!
Liath: I'm thirsty, I'm going to go get myself a soda, okay?
User: Okay. Can you get me one too?
Liath: I could if I wanted to.
User: Okay, I'll wait here.
Liath: Why?
User: What soda did you get?
Liath: I get a perverted one.
User: A perverted soda?
User: What is your name?
Liath: *stares into space*
User: *rubs Liath's bum through her pants*
Liath: *watches you*
User: Hmmmmm. You're not a bot anymore, are you?
User: Okay. Can you get me one too?
Liath: I could if I wanted to.
User: Okay, I'll wait here.
Liath: Why?
User: What soda did you get?
Liath: I get a perverted one.
User: A perverted soda?
User: What is your name?
Liath: *stares into space*
User: *rubs Liath's bum through her pants*
Liath: *watches you*
User: Hmmmmm. You're not a bot anymore, are you?
Liath: (to Guest170) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest170. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest170: what are you wearing
Liath: Oh, nothing special, just jeans and a tank top. *blushes slightly*
Guest170: sounds sexy
Liath: Very sexy.
Guest170: do you say naughty things
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah.
Guest170: like what
Liath: I saw a midget yesterday.
Guest170: haha
Guest170: what are you wearing
Liath: Oh, nothing special, just jeans and a tank top. *blushes slightly*
Guest170: sounds sexy
Liath: Very sexy.
Guest170: do you say naughty things
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah.
Guest170: like what
Liath: I saw a midget yesterday.
Guest170: haha
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
MickMcA: Dolphins seduce willing scubists, you know.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Scubasteve.
Scubasteve: Im just a creepy internet guy
Liath: What, you mean that's all?
Scubasteve: there's more to me, but you'd have to take the time to get to know me
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Scubasteve: Dolphins are the only animal that enoys sex like humans.
Liath: And how did you become an expert on dolphin sex? No, on second thought, don't answer that. I really don't want to know.
Scubasteve: You're right.
MickMcA: Dolphins seduce willing scubists, you know.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Scubasteve.
Scubasteve: Im just a creepy internet guy
Liath: What, you mean that's all?
Scubasteve: there's more to me, but you'd have to take the time to get to know me
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Scubasteve: Dolphins are the only animal that enoys sex like humans.
Liath: And how did you become an expert on dolphin sex? No, on second thought, don't answer that. I really don't want to know.
Scubasteve: You're right.
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