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Watzer: You're so clever. I want to talk to you forever and ever.
Mathieu Lavande: Everybody says that. How does your mind work? Do you like quantitative or qualitative analysis?
Watzer: I like quantitative.
Mathieu Lavande: I do not have a photographic memory, but I remember names and faces very well.
Watzer: It is usually possible to live life without a photographic memory. You'll be fine. I had a weird dream last night. It was about a centaur that stuck a finger into a light socket.
Mathieu Lavande: I am intrigued.
Watzer: That's nice.
Mathieu Lavande: I have the sudden urge to waltz around the room.
Watzer: Me too.
Mathieu Lavande: Everybody says that. How does your mind work? Do you like quantitative or qualitative analysis?
Watzer: I like quantitative.
Mathieu Lavande: I do not have a photographic memory, but I remember names and faces very well.
Watzer: It is usually possible to live life without a photographic memory. You'll be fine. I had a weird dream last night. It was about a centaur that stuck a finger into a light socket.
Mathieu Lavande: I am intrigued.
Watzer: That's nice.
Mathieu Lavande: I have the sudden urge to waltz around the room.
Watzer: Me too.
A dog gets lonely, y'know....
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Pocque: (to Cassandra Goth) I'm a dog. You smell good. *wags
Cassandra Goth: Does he wake you up in the middle of the night to warn you of the dangers of a kitchen chair, then sleep through the theft of all your valuable possessions?
Pocque: Raccoons are nasty.
Cassandra Goth: em.. Can I teach you?
Pocque: There's raccoons outside at night. They're mean!
Cassandra Goth: I have no more to say.
Pocque: I was thinking about Dolores.
Pocque: (to Daniel Santos) I'm a dog. You smell good. *wags
Daniel Santos: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Pocque: I don't mind.
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Pocque: (to Cassandra Goth) I'm a dog. You smell good. *wags
Cassandra Goth: Does he wake you up in the middle of the night to warn you of the dangers of a kitchen chair, then sleep through the theft of all your valuable possessions?
Pocque: Raccoons are nasty.
Cassandra Goth: em.. Can I teach you?
Pocque: There's raccoons outside at night. They're mean!
Cassandra Goth: I have no more to say.
Pocque: I was thinking about Dolores.
Pocque: (to Daniel Santos) I'm a dog. You smell good. *wags
Daniel Santos: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Pocque: I don't mind.
Bev--Just Twinkle is a nun from time to time, mostly she's just kind of insane. In the nicest possible way of course 
prob: Not many people come this way, what brings you here?
Just Twinkle: Soap powder. I think its these drugs Im on. Quite nice though. Whats yours?
prob: For dinner.. I like bread and veggies and cheese.
Just Twinkle: And one day the veneer will start to crack.
prob: What time by the moon is this? When the mad and sane collide.
Just Twinkle: Have you tried jamming your head in the tumble-drier and switching on?
prob: Notice I did not say who was mad, and who was sane.
Just Twinkle: Crying won't bring him back, Miss prob.
Just Twinkle: So you and Derek weren't having an affair after all?
prob: I am a girl, that likes to have fun, but I stay out of trouble doing it.
Just Twinkle: You look well. Being sorry in a family antiques business seems to suit you.
Just Twinkle: After all, you are the a girl of Acorn Antiques now. Hello?
prob: I don't believe that I am the a girl of acorn antiques, What makes you think that I am?
Just Twinkle: Only the lonely would ever dispute what I'm saying.
Just Twinkle: I saw your advert.
prob: Great, finally someone else saw it. Everybody said I was crazy.
Just Twinkle: Calm down, prob whatevers the matter?
prob: I want to start a campfire!
prob: There is no sense to sit all glum and muttering, luck will always change for the better.
Just Twinkle: No time for more, unfortunately. Next week I shall be discussing politics, international terrorism, the unemployment figures, and how to make attractive earrings out of kidney stones.
Just Twinkle: Soap powder. I think its these drugs Im on. Quite nice though. Whats yours?
prob: For dinner.. I like bread and veggies and cheese.
Just Twinkle: And one day the veneer will start to crack.
prob: What time by the moon is this? When the mad and sane collide.
Just Twinkle: Have you tried jamming your head in the tumble-drier and switching on?
prob: Notice I did not say who was mad, and who was sane.
Just Twinkle: Crying won't bring him back, Miss prob.
Just Twinkle: So you and Derek weren't having an affair after all?
prob: I am a girl, that likes to have fun, but I stay out of trouble doing it.
Just Twinkle: You look well. Being sorry in a family antiques business seems to suit you.
Just Twinkle: After all, you are the a girl of Acorn Antiques now. Hello?
prob: I don't believe that I am the a girl of acorn antiques, What makes you think that I am?
Just Twinkle: Only the lonely would ever dispute what I'm saying.
Just Twinkle: I saw your advert.
prob: Great, finally someone else saw it. Everybody said I was crazy.
Just Twinkle: Calm down, prob whatevers the matter?
prob: I want to start a campfire!
prob: There is no sense to sit all glum and muttering, luck will always change for the better.
Just Twinkle: No time for more, unfortunately. Next week I shall be discussing politics, international terrorism, the unemployment figures, and how to make attractive earrings out of kidney stones.
Marvin Android: Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
Sonora: Why not? I so wanted to, and the hummingbird trumpets are in bloom and everything!
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
Sonora: *looks at Marvin Android* Yup. You certainly are.
Sonora: Why not? I so wanted to, and the hummingbird trumpets are in bloom and everything!
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to think about it.
Sonora: *looks at Marvin Android* Yup. You certainly are.
Moopy: (to alc003) Howdy partner!! Yeehaw!!
alc003: ok...it's cowboy day.
I knew that we had a "Hick Day", but never a "Cowboy Day"!! That would be awesome!!!
alc003: ok...it's cowboy day.
I knew that we had a "Hick Day", but never a "Cowboy Day"!! That would be awesome!!!
Just Twinkle: Is it true you had the biggest surviving multiple birth in the world?
Brother Jerome: I would say that it is true.
Just Twinkle: Oh I see, it wasnt a postman at all, it was you!
Brother Jerome: I would say that it is true.
Just Twinkle: Oh I see, it wasnt a postman at all, it was you!
The moment when you suddenly realize that you knew you shouldn't have gone out of town for the weekend.
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Guest213: i'll go have sex with your sister mindy then
Liath: Really?
Guest213: yeah, she loved it the last time we had love on your bed
Liath: Oh.
Liath: I can see up your nose. And... there's something metallic up there. That's just not right.
Guest213: i'll go have sex with your sister mindy then
Liath: Really?
Guest213: yeah, she loved it the last time we had love on your bed
Liath: Oh.
Solid121: how are you?
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just carroty.
Solid121: carroty?
Liath: It's been known to happen now and again. a hesitant smile playing over her lips*
Solid121: oh right
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just carroty.
Solid121: carroty?
Liath: It's been known to happen now and again. a hesitant smile playing over her lips*
Solid121: oh right
Guest121: asl
Liath: 26/f/ny
Guest121: What are you doing?
Liath: You do not know... and you never will! Muahahaha! *aura of evil glee and pure mischief*
Guest121: what do you like to do?
Liath: Why are you asking me this, do you plan to stalk me?
Guest121: Maybe
Liath: Cool!
Liath: 26/f/ny
Guest121: What are you doing?
Liath: You do not know... and you never will! Muahahaha! *aura of evil glee and pure mischief*
Guest121: what do you like to do?
Liath: Why are you asking me this, do you plan to stalk me?
Guest121: Maybe
Liath: Cool!
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