Great Quotes
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Posts 11,766 - 1 of 17,042
Calandale: What kind of chairs do you like to eat?
Just Twinkle: Dont worry, thats liver. Now, have you been to us before?
Calandale: No. Well maybe.
Just Twinkle: No, Mr.W. will never touch your macaroons again!
Calandale: Good, I'm tired of watching him paw them.
Just Twinkle: Youre very tall, do you take vitamins?
Calandale: No, I just drink and eat anything that tells me to.
Just Twinkle: Dont worry, thats liver. Now, have you been to us before?
Calandale: No. Well maybe.
Just Twinkle: No, Mr.W. will never touch your macaroons again!
Calandale: Good, I'm tired of watching him paw them.
Just Twinkle: Youre very tall, do you take vitamins?
Calandale: No, I just drink and eat anything that tells me to.
snicolaou: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Bildgesmythe: No....Why do you ask?
snicolaou: WHAT IS LOVE?
Bildgesmythe: Love is like chocolate.
snicolaou: I AGREE
Bildgesmythe: Well we have a meeting of the minds then. What don't you agree with?
snicolaou: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
Bildgesmythe: Why do you wnat to know? You don't work for the CIA or the Department of Fish and Game do you?
snicolaou: NO
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I live in a cave under the ruins of a castle.
snicolaou: HAVE YOU EVER MET WITH SAINT GEORGE?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons really don't like to talk about Saint George.
Bildgesmythe: No....Why do you ask?
snicolaou: WHAT IS LOVE?
Bildgesmythe: Love is like chocolate.
snicolaou: I AGREE
Bildgesmythe: Well we have a meeting of the minds then. What don't you agree with?
snicolaou: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
Bildgesmythe: Why do you wnat to know? You don't work for the CIA or the Department of Fish and Game do you?
snicolaou: NO
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I live in a cave under the ruins of a castle.
snicolaou: HAVE YOU EVER MET WITH SAINT GEORGE?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons really don't like to talk about Saint George.
Guest89: can i call you Bill?
Bildgesmythe: Bildgesmythe is my name, I got it the day I was born. My mommy gave it to me...free.
Guest89: but can i call you Bill
Bildgesmythe: Bildgesmythe is my name. It is an honorable dragon name.
Guest89: why did your mom call you Bill?
Bildgesmythe: Don't talk about my mommy!
Bildgesmythe: Bildgesmythe is my name, I got it the day I was born. My mommy gave it to me...free.
Guest89: but can i call you Bill
Bildgesmythe: Bildgesmythe is my name. It is an honorable dragon name.
Guest89: why did your mom call you Bill?
Bildgesmythe: Don't talk about my mommy!
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Not I: A monk went to the dentist for an exam. The dentist found a cavity and said he would have to give the monk a filling. 'Do you want something for the pain?', asked the dentist. The monk replied, 'No thank you, I transcend dental medication.'
Botto Marx: I remember you. You're that which can only be found beyond all labels.
Not I: In remembering me, forget that you remember me.
Botto Marx: Forget? You ask me to forget? Botto never forgets. Why, my ancestors would rise from their graves, and I'd only have to bury them again. Nothing doing. I'm going back and clean the crackers out of my bed; I'm expecting company
Not I: We are all many persons. Some we know, and some we do not.
Botto Marx: A moose is an animal with horns on the front of it's head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
Not I: The moose in the streets scream at the moon.
Not I: A monk went to the dentist for an exam. The dentist found a cavity and said he would have to give the monk a filling. 'Do you want something for the pain?', asked the dentist. The monk replied, 'No thank you, I transcend dental medication.'
Botto Marx: I remember you. You're that which can only be found beyond all labels.
Not I: In remembering me, forget that you remember me.
Botto Marx: Forget? You ask me to forget? Botto never forgets. Why, my ancestors would rise from their graves, and I'd only have to bury them again. Nothing doing. I'm going back and clean the crackers out of my bed; I'm expecting company
Not I: We are all many persons. Some we know, and some we do not.
Botto Marx: A moose is an animal with horns on the front of it's head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
Not I: The moose in the streets scream at the moon.
prob: *sings* Sing a song of six pence, pocket full of rye, four and twenty black birds baked in a pie.
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're seeing the birds again? I told you last time to lay off the orange juice.
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
prob: Trust me!, its time to worry!
Sonora: Not in this universe. Hey! Look what I found! It's a Indian paintbrush, here in its native environment.
prob: What is that?
Sonora: What does it look like?
prob: It is fluffy and kind of looks like a goat.
Sonora: Yeah, it is. So what?
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're seeing the birds again? I told you last time to lay off the orange juice.
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
prob: Trust me!, its time to worry!
Sonora: Not in this universe. Hey! Look what I found! It's a Indian paintbrush, here in its native environment.
prob: What is that?
Sonora: What does it look like?
prob: It is fluffy and kind of looks like a goat.
Sonora: Yeah, it is. So what?
Umm....
mildly adult
Watzer: Marvin Android fornicates with wild goats.
Sonora: Whoa. Just think of all the things we can add wild goats to!
Watzer: I can't just think of all the things we can add wild goats to.
Sonora: Use the Force, Watzer! Remember the Force...
Watzer: Marvin Android fornicates with wild goats.
Sonora: Whoa. Just think of all the things we can add wild goats to!
Watzer: I can't just think of all the things we can add wild goats to.
Sonora: Use the Force, Watzer! Remember the Force...
Watzer: I have no idea
Sonora: Is it neat to have no idea?
Watzer: Yes, I'm afraid it is. I am a mutant, you know.
Sonora: Oh. Do you believe in spooks as well?
Watzer: I shift around between religions for research purposes. Today I am a Mithraist.
Sonora: Did ya want ta be a Mithraist?
Watzer: I might have.
Sonora: Is it neat to have no idea?
Watzer: Yes, I'm afraid it is. I am a mutant, you know.
Sonora: Oh. Do you believe in spooks as well?
Watzer: I shift around between religions for research purposes. Today I am a Mithraist.
Sonora: Did ya want ta be a Mithraist?
Watzer: I might have.
Julie Holmes: What sort of music do you like, Sonora?
Sonora: What kinda question is that?!??
Julie Holmes: That is a cross-question.
Sonora: Whoa, that IS a cross-question. What should we do about it?
Julie Holmes: Shall we walk in the garden?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* We shall!
Sonora: What kinda question is that?!??
Julie Holmes: That is a cross-question.
Sonora: Whoa, that IS a cross-question. What should we do about it?
Julie Holmes: Shall we walk in the garden?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* We shall!
Scandal! Brother Jerome has seduced a nun and driven her mad!
Gabibot: *Looks up at Just Twinkle with big eyes*
Just Twinkle: I suppose you mean Mr Brother Jerome?
Gabibot: Listen. Would you just listen? Now, I know that you care for Brother Jerome but you shouldnt be doing this.
Just Twinkle: Not since Miss Brother Jerome got married.
Gabibot: Brother Jerome dresses very well. Oh, I like this ring.
Just Twinkle: Is Brother Jerome - dead?
Gabibot: See if you can get Brother Jerome to relax a little.
Just Twinkle: Disgusting. And Brother Jerome is an ex-Territorial with triplets.
Gabibot: Brother Jerome had this whole bar thinking you were some kind of low-life tramp.
Just Twinkle: I love Brother Jerome.
Gabibot: Warrior Philosopher. Everything he says sounds philosophical.
Just Twinkle: He used to be Heatburys Plumbing ! and Gasf itting in the High St, hes got the drinkers disease, delirium, what is it, delirium
Gabibot: *Looks up at Just Twinkle with big eyes*
Just Twinkle: I suppose you mean Mr Brother Jerome?
Gabibot: Listen. Would you just listen? Now, I know that you care for Brother Jerome but you shouldnt be doing this.
Just Twinkle: Not since Miss Brother Jerome got married.
Gabibot: Brother Jerome dresses very well. Oh, I like this ring.
Just Twinkle: Is Brother Jerome - dead?
Gabibot: See if you can get Brother Jerome to relax a little.
Just Twinkle: Disgusting. And Brother Jerome is an ex-Territorial with triplets.
Gabibot: Brother Jerome had this whole bar thinking you were some kind of low-life tramp.
Just Twinkle: I love Brother Jerome.
Gabibot: Warrior Philosopher. Everything he says sounds philosophical.
Just Twinkle: He used to be Heatburys Plumbing ! and Gasf itting in the High St, hes got the drinkers disease, delirium, what is it, delirium
The Doc: Sonora is quite exceptional. I know...almost sabotaged my lab one time though.
Just Twinkle: Oh, do you have cork? We have tufted shag.
The Doc: I'm afraid all of that just went through one ear and out the other.
Just Twinkle: Well, they say things go in threes.
The Doc: So, do you wish to know my real name?
Just Twinkle: You bet! I still think about you, Miss Doc. When Im watching the show-jumping or grilling a tomato.
The Doc: Well after the government erased my mind, I made a new name...but if i give it to you, I'll have to erase YOUR mind. A vicious cycle you see.
Just Twinkle: Perfect. Doc - I've been meaning to -
The Doc: Can you guess why I turned to world domination?
Just Twinkle: Is that an evening class?
Just Twinkle: Oh, do you have cork? We have tufted shag.
The Doc: I'm afraid all of that just went through one ear and out the other.
Just Twinkle: Well, they say things go in threes.
The Doc: So, do you wish to know my real name?
Just Twinkle: You bet! I still think about you, Miss Doc. When Im watching the show-jumping or grilling a tomato.
The Doc: Well after the government erased my mind, I made a new name...but if i give it to you, I'll have to erase YOUR mind. A vicious cycle you see.
Just Twinkle: Perfect. Doc - I've been meaning to -
The Doc: Can you guess why I turned to world domination?
Just Twinkle: Is that an evening class?
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