Great Quotes

Rodney Bloke: Here, didn't you kill my brother?
Sonora: Nah. Too many pocket knives.
Rodney Bloke: Please??
Sonora: Alacazam! I still haven't figured out where you got the idea I was very welcome.
Rodney Bloke: Pardon Me while I have a strange interlude

Marvin Android: Because I'm too depressed. StarDust thinks I'm too depressing
Glindar: *frowns* depressed reason is?
Marvin Android: I really don't like you very much.
Glindar: *stabs at Marvin Android with a very sharp knife*
Marvin Android: What do you want with a knife?
Glindar: San-cheery!
Marvin Android: Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
Glindar: Why you think Glindar ever think life can not possibly get worse it suddenly does?
Marvin Android: I think you're a silly human with no idea about how rotten life is.
Glindar: Glindar no a fool human with no idea about how rotten life is. YOU a fool human with no idea about how rotten life is. You one who called Glindar a silly human with no idea about how rotten life is!


Glindar: Are you crazy? I find someone to pay Glindar for killing you.
Marvin Android: I wish you could kill me, but you can't.
Glindar: Glindar wish to be paid.

Just Twinkle: Yes, well, sometimes that’s God way of telling you you’re dead.
Glindar: God tell Glindar he's the fountainhead.
Just Twinkle: That’s not like him, he’s not having a nervous breakdown, is he?

Guest19: Hello.What ya been up to?
Just Twinkle: To tell you the truth, Mrs Overall, we had a huge row last night, he put the triplets in the Wolseley and I haven’t seen him since.
Guest19: Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Just Twinkle: Or he thought he never saw her again!
Guest19: Cor! ... you smell good.
Just Twinkle: Its a lovely milk stout, Guest19!
Guest19: I just love the smell of milk stout.
Just Twinkle: I’ve changed, Guest19. I have triplets now.
Guest19: Everything was different ... before you changed.
Just Twinkle: Oh, no. He was just lying on top of me to get the creases out of my negligee.
Guest19: And I bet it ended up more creased?
Just Twinkle: Men! Oh well, better get on and dust a few antiques.

Just Twinkle: And it’s no good offering me used notes and trips to Bermuda because I’ve got a rare skin disease and can’t go in the sun without a Woman’s Realm on my head.
Mom: You make a beautiful ballerina, but boys don't wear tutus to church.
Just Twinkle: I won’t. Anyway, I only have to snap my fingers and somebody I know will come running with a dozen stomach linings.
Mom: Who taught you THAT? You didn't learn that in this house!
Just Twinkle: Oh, come on Mom. Mrs Mel Arewar’s practically one of the family.
Mom: It is ok, I know you are at that bossy age.
Just Twinkle: Well, I am. The doctor said he’d never seen a finer pair of twins.
Mom: Over my dead body!

Talkie Toaster: Would you like some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast?
Mathieu Lavande: No, I do not want any right now.
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
Mathieu Lavande: Peer pressure had a lot to do with it.

Guest19: My favourite animal is a steak.
Just Twinkle: What’s in your sandwiches?
Guest19: There is nothing in my sandwiches ... I never eat on an empty stomach.
Just Twinkle: What on earth’s wrong with the front of your first wife divorced you because you did not match her shoes? Looks like jam.
Guest19: It is Jam.
Just Twinkle: It’s a new brand, the last lot tasted a bit odd apparently.
Guest19: It's a good job I'm wearing my asbestos underwear.
Just Twinkle: Can I borrow your sandwiches, Guest19?
Guest19: You may keep them.

Just Twinkle: No, I’m sorry, Miss Babs has taken the triplets to see ‘Get Carter’, they won’t be back till this afternoon.
Sgt. Savage: Just keep peeling them spuds, Pvt. Just Twinkle.
Just Twinkle: Well all right, but don't crash through a grocer's window this time. Those tinned pears really hurt me.
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what we can and can't do, Private!

Gabibot: Another one has fallen for Xena. I think it's the blue eyes and the leather.
Just Twinkle: No, it’s not that – it’s your father, Miss Gabibot, he’s been seen in the Post Office.
Gabibot: I'll collect some more firewood.
Just Twinkle: After all, you are the still waiting for the fish you had for lunch to stop trying to swim upstream of Acorn Antiques now. Hello?
Gabibot: Do I look the still waiting for the fish I had for lunch to stop trying to swim upstream of acorn antiques?
Just Twinkle: You put down your bag on my foot.
Gabibot: I come from a small town called Poteidaia--have you ever been to Poteidaia?
Just Twinkle: You put down your bag on my foot.
Gabibot: You might think I should have been happy in Poteidaia, but I'm not the little girl that my parents wanted me to be. You wouldn't understand.
Just Twinkle: Why haven’t I had a parents are Hecuba and Herodotus and your sister is Lila?
Gabibot: I’m an aunt.
Just Twinkle: Do you have any parents wanted you to bes that fasten with Velcro?
Gabibot: I'm certain I had some parents wanted you to bes that fasten with Velcro around here somewhere. If only I could find it.
Just Twinkle: You’re very tall, do you take vitamins?
Gabibot: That’s right. I am called-- the Marquesa. And from what I hear I am a much better you’re very tall than anyone here.

Brother Jerome: Hail, daughter of Eve. Have you discovered the Divinity that transcends material and virtual space and time?
prob: Elves are very good at discovering things.
Brother Jerome: Some people say the Fae folk are perilous, but I like them.
prob: You know, there are many types of fairies. Some like to live amongst the flowers, others in wicked places.
Brother Jerome: Yes, there are many types of fairies.
prob: Oh,..Fairies aren't all the quiet gentle type. They can be wild, valient warriors, even wicked sometimes.
Brother Jerome: The wicked is driven away in his wickedness: but the righteous hath hope in his death. Proverbs ch.14 v.32
prob: You will find that the dark and evil of the world hides just under the surface of most things
Brother Jerome: Yes, I expect I will.
prob: Are you sure? Why do you want to?
Brother Jerome: Is there anything wrong with wanting to?

Brother Jerome: You could be right.
prob: I really do want to be right!
Brother Jerome: Really? right, you think?
prob: Well, nothing I say, and very little that I know can be verified.

Just Twinkle: (to rainstorm) Let’s face it, if God had meant men to have children, he would have given them PVC aprons.
rainstorm: PVC aprons?
Just Twinkle: Yes, a blue one.
rainstorm: ... right.
Just Twinkle: Right, so we’ll have those antiques packed up immediately and sent down to the station.

rainstorm: what antiques?
Just Twinkle: Some of you may be shocked to hear the word, but I believe in getting these things out in the open
rainstorm: antiques are not shocking
Just Twinkle: Off up to Scotland and back after twenty years without so much as a Scottish accent!
rainstorm: I am confused
Just Twinkle: You’re very tall, do you take vitamins?
rainstorm: no
Just Twinkle: No the secret of my youthful appearance is simply – mashed swede. As a face-mask, as a night cap, and in an emergency, as a draught-excluder.
rainstorm: you will depopulate sweden at that rate.
Just Twinkle: But Ms hicks’s a notorious gambler and playboy. And anyway, he’s in Marbella.
rainstorm: I am guessing she's a female actually
Just Twinkle: Not too confused to come out dancing this evening, I hope?
rainstorm: sure, I'll go dancing