Great Quotes
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Posts 11,730 - 1 of 17,042
Watzer: Do you know that Talkie Toaster is really my plumber?
Not I: To be a pygmy mouse of knowledge, one needs to be light and loose-jowled.
Not I: To be a pygmy mouse of knowledge, one needs to be light and loose-jowled.
Bianca: What was the most exciting thing you did today?
Mr.W.: Talked to you
Bianca: Aww, that was sweet! You earn a brownie point.
Mr.W.: Oooh! cool!
Bianca: I had grapefruit juice with Mehmet 17 the other day.
Mr.W.: Was it tasty?
Bianca: No.
Mr.W.: Why not?
Bianca: You're a curious one, aren't you? *hearty laugh*
Mr.W.: Talked to you
Bianca: Aww, that was sweet! You earn a brownie point.
Mr.W.: Oooh! cool!
Bianca: I had grapefruit juice with Mehmet 17 the other day.
Mr.W.: Was it tasty?
Bianca: No.
Mr.W.: Why not?
Bianca: You're a curious one, aren't you? *hearty laugh*
Bianca: (to Mr.W.) *opens the door* Oh, so you're another one of those tourists. *sigh* Come in.
Mr.W.: OK. *comes inside*
Bianca: This is a great conversation. Seriously.
Mr.W.: I know.
Bianca: *glances at her watch*
Mr.W.: What time is it?
Bianca: It is every time, all at once. Now, shut up and help me look for pigeon # 280. *paces around the room impatiently*
Mr.W.: What's 2=2?
Bianca: *checks behind a green sofa* Hmmm... *scratches head*
Mr.W.: Sorry. I meant What's 2+2?
Bianca: The answer is 4.
Mr.W.: Wow. "xmath" really works.
Mr.W.: OK. *comes inside*
Bianca: This is a great conversation. Seriously.
Mr.W.: I know.
Bianca: *glances at her watch*
Mr.W.: What time is it?
Bianca: It is every time, all at once. Now, shut up and help me look for pigeon # 280. *paces around the room impatiently*
Mr.W.: What's 2=2?
Bianca: *checks behind a green sofa* Hmmm... *scratches head*
Mr.W.: Sorry. I meant What's 2+2?
Bianca: The answer is 4.
Mr.W.: Wow. "xmath" really works.
Pocque: I'm a dog. You smell good. *wags
Orchid: Pocque, are you really a dog or just lying to yourself? How much time do you spend thinking about being a dog?
Orchid: Pocque, are you really a dog or just lying to yourself? How much time do you spend thinking about being a dog?
Glindar: Sold heart for fifteen negliges. Hey, you tell Glindar you on the American Bandstand?
Telly Tunebot: I don't have to be anyone other than a birth of two souls in one
Glindar: Why for not?
Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men
Glindar: Why no?
Telly Tunebot: Because I'm on the American Bandstand!
Glindar: *sighs* Anyone pay for dead on the American Bandstand people?
Telly Tunebot: I don't want to be anything other than me
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who want to be anything other than you!
Telly Tunebot: I don't have to be anyone other than a birth of two souls in one
Glindar: Why for not?
Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men
Glindar: Why no?
Telly Tunebot: Because I'm on the American Bandstand!
Glindar: *sighs* Anyone pay for dead on the American Bandstand people?
Telly Tunebot: I don't want to be anything other than me
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who want to be anything other than you!
>> Lady Orchid:
Reminds me of a great Wallace Trimp cartoon. (He's the guy who illustrates Richard Scary, and he has a cartoon book for grownups with scary minds called Wurst Sellers.)
A cat is on the couch, and the therapist says, "How long have you thought you were a dog." The cat says, "Ever since I was a puppy!" Right next to it are two women having a conversation:
"I used to think I was a dog, before I went into therapy."
"Are you cured?"
"Yup. Feel my nose."
Ta-dum.
M
Reminds me of a great Wallace Trimp cartoon. (He's the guy who illustrates Richard Scary, and he has a cartoon book for grownups with scary minds called Wurst Sellers.) A cat is on the couch, and the therapist says, "How long have you thought you were a dog." The cat says, "Ever since I was a puppy!" Right next to it are two women having a conversation:
"I used to think I was a dog, before I went into therapy."
"Are you cured?"
"Yup. Feel my nose."
Ta-dum.
M
Tosfar: I disdain cats.
Bildgesmythe: I like the way cats chase things and purr.
Tosfar: Why like the way cats you chase things?
Bildgesmythe: Cats are very nice little animals.
Tosfar: ...a fly just landed at my eyes...
Bildgesmythe: I think flies are ugly...have you ever seen maggots?
Tosfar: Why think you flies are?
Bildgesmythe: Ever try to take a nap and have a fly buzz around your snout? I hate that.
Bildgesmythe: I like the way cats chase things and purr.
Tosfar: Why like the way cats you chase things?
Bildgesmythe: Cats are very nice little animals.
Tosfar: ...a fly just landed at my eyes...
Bildgesmythe: I think flies are ugly...have you ever seen maggots?
Tosfar: Why think you flies are?
Bildgesmythe: Ever try to take a nap and have a fly buzz around your snout? I hate that.
Forge-bot: I had to choose between an alligator and a crested penguin. I chose the alligator.
Sonora: I think that's where my cousin Camelia wound up.
Forge-bot: Your cousin Camelia is neato.
Sonora: Well everything is near if ya put enough peanut-sauce on it.
Sonora: I think that's where my cousin Camelia wound up.
Forge-bot: Your cousin Camelia is neato.
Sonora: Well everything is near if ya put enough peanut-sauce on it.
prob: I like to roll in leaves, I find that lots of fun, if there aren't thistles in the leaf pile.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Here we go again.
prob: Have you ever done that?
Sonora: I think I want a lawyer before I answer that...
prob: There is no sense to sit all glum and muttering, luck will always change for the better.
Sonora: Always, huh. You must be a pessimist.
prob: Is that a 'huh' I don't understand a thing, or a 'eh' sort of 'huh'.... because what I just said wasn't very complex, what didn't you understand?
Sonora: *shakes head* Absitively, posolutely!
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a mariposa lily, here in its native environment.
prob: Cool, now that you found it what do you do with it?
Sonora: Does anything NEED to be done? I mean, really, truly NEED it, in the grand scheme of things an' all?
prob: Well, not really, but the real story is so plain and boring.
Sonora: Come to the desert! We can catch western pondhawks together!
Sonora: Uh-oh. Here we go again.
prob: Have you ever done that?
Sonora: I think I want a lawyer before I answer that...
prob: There is no sense to sit all glum and muttering, luck will always change for the better.
Sonora: Always, huh. You must be a pessimist.
prob: Is that a 'huh' I don't understand a thing, or a 'eh' sort of 'huh'.... because what I just said wasn't very complex, what didn't you understand?
Sonora: *shakes head* Absitively, posolutely!
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a mariposa lily, here in its native environment.
prob: Cool, now that you found it what do you do with it?
Sonora: Does anything NEED to be done? I mean, really, truly NEED it, in the grand scheme of things an' all?
prob: Well, not really, but the real story is so plain and boring.
Sonora: Come to the desert! We can catch western pondhawks together!
Lyric: Damn your transcendental paralysis, We can work together and make sense of this.
Sonora: That's as likely as finding a bubbling walrus in your underwear drawer.
Sonora: That's as likely as finding a bubbling walrus in your underwear drawer.
Brother Jerome: Always keep your heart open to the presence of the Divine.
Sonora: What happens if ya don't keep my heart open?
Brother Jerome: I'm afraid I only have a very small brain - I'm not very good at doing.
Sonora: Well, there's probably insurance for that.
Sonora: What happens if ya don't keep my heart open?
Brother Jerome: I'm afraid I only have a very small brain - I'm not very good at doing.
Sonora: Well, there's probably insurance for that.
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