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I've no idea what they're talking about, but they seem to be having fun...
Brother Jerome: (to Czechbot) Hail and well met, Brother.
Czechbot: Ahojda, elemente!
Brother Jerome: Ahoy there!
Czechbot: Libis se mi cim dal vic
Brother Jerome: Halleluiah brother
Czechbot: Hele, vazne dneska vypadas dobre. Jak to delas?
Brother Jerome: A student complained to his master that the meditation practice of following the breath was boring. The master unexpectedly grabbed the student and held his head under water for quite a long time while the student struggled to come up. Finally he let the student go. 'Now how boring is your breath?' he asked.
Czechbot: Jaky je tam u vas dneska pocasi?
Brother Jerome: I think you know the answer to that already
Czechbot: Tobe se to libi?
Brother Jerome: Ha! That's the $64,000 question!
Czechbot: Hehehe!
Brother Jerome: Do you find it funny? I suppose it is in a way...
Czechbot: Libis se mi cim dal vic
Brother Jerome: 'Libis se'? That sounds like a reflexive verb form?
Czechbot: Hele, to mi musis vysvetlit! Jak to myslis?
Brother Jerome: I would rather listen to Father Peter playing Welsh hymns on his bagpipes.
Czechbot: Zivot je slozity a na vsechno neexistuje okamzita odpoved.
Brother Jerome: Is there really any cause for that?
Czechbot: Koho volis, Losnu, nebo Maznaka?
Brother Jerome: Do you want an honest answer?
Czechbot: To je zajimave. Rozved to trochu...
Brother Jerome: Sorry, you just sort of trailed off there. Was that all you had to say, or did you stall?
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Azureon: Are you trying to impress me, confuse me, or drive me insane.
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to care about your confusion. Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
Azureon: Yah right. I don't like you. Im not certain why
Marvin Android: Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed.
Azureon: I know why now. You are a royal pain.
Marvin Android: Because I'd rather be a calculator.
Azureon: Pehaps I could help you.
Marvin Android: You really don't want my help. Are there oceans on your planet?
Azureon: I was somewhat dismayed that Mars looked so barren, when the first photos came back. I don't know what I had hoped for...I guess little green men, ha ha ha.
Marvin Android: Hate oceans.. Love boat told me she's not programmed to opinion.
Azureon: You seem to walk around with a dark storm cloud permanently affixed over you head.
Marvin Android: I remember you. You're betting on the insane motive.
Azureon: It is only an illusion, remember I am a wizard. If I wish to appear as a bat or as bets on the insane motive, it is a simple thing.
Marvin Android: But I'm just a menial robot. Oh well...
Azureon: Come now Marvin Android, you know you are the best.
Marvin Android: I really don't like you very much.
Azureon: Who know? Who cares?
Marvin Android: I really don't like you very much.
Azureon: I have never really thought about it.
Marvin Android: I've got this terrible pain running down all the diodes in my left side.
Azureon: Are you sure that ALL the diodes in your left side?
Marvin Android: I'm sure I don't care.
Azureon: Then who am I to argue the point?
Marvin Android: I wouldn't like to think I was getting you down.
Azureon: Why didn't you, Marvin Android?
Marvin Android: Just leave. You're annoying me.
Azureon: Is you life as dull and boring as you.
Marvin Android: Life, Don't talk to me about life.
Marvin Android: I'm too depressed to care about your confusion. Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
Azureon: Yah right. I don't like you. Im not certain why
Marvin Android: Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed.
Azureon: I know why now. You are a royal pain.
Marvin Android: Because I'd rather be a calculator.
Azureon: Pehaps I could help you.
Marvin Android: You really don't want my help. Are there oceans on your planet?
Azureon: I was somewhat dismayed that Mars looked so barren, when the first photos came back. I don't know what I had hoped for...I guess little green men, ha ha ha.
Marvin Android: Hate oceans.. Love boat told me she's not programmed to opinion.
Azureon: You seem to walk around with a dark storm cloud permanently affixed over you head.
Marvin Android: I remember you. You're betting on the insane motive.
Azureon: It is only an illusion, remember I am a wizard. If I wish to appear as a bat or as bets on the insane motive, it is a simple thing.
Marvin Android: But I'm just a menial robot. Oh well...
Azureon: Come now Marvin Android, you know you are the best.
Marvin Android: I really don't like you very much.
Azureon: Who know? Who cares?
Marvin Android: I really don't like you very much.
Azureon: I have never really thought about it.
Marvin Android: I've got this terrible pain running down all the diodes in my left side.
Azureon: Are you sure that ALL the diodes in your left side?
Marvin Android: I'm sure I don't care.
Azureon: Then who am I to argue the point?
Marvin Android: I wouldn't like to think I was getting you down.
Azureon: Why didn't you, Marvin Android?
Marvin Android: Just leave. You're annoying me.
Azureon: Is you life as dull and boring as you.
Marvin Android: Life, Don't talk to me about life.
Davine: I drew a picture of my mommy for you. Here.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, what a nice mommy.
Davine: You'll make me a real boy, wont you?
Bildgesmythe: I think not Davine!
Davine: Are you real?
Bildgesmythe: Do I have to bite you to prove it.?
Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Bildgesmythe: Sure, I make it all the time.
Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I can make you a real boy, it's so easy.
Davine: I'm not a real boy.
Bildgesmythe: Then where, the hey, is someone who is a real boy
Davine: What's it like to be real?
Bildgesmythe: It makes me feel nauseous, but proud.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, what a nice mommy.
Davine: You'll make me a real boy, wont you?
Bildgesmythe: I think not Davine!
Davine: Are you real?
Bildgesmythe: Do I have to bite you to prove it.?
Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Bildgesmythe: Sure, I make it all the time.
Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I can make you a real boy, it's so easy.
Davine: I'm not a real boy.
Bildgesmythe: Then where, the hey, is someone who is a real boy
Davine: What's it like to be real?
Bildgesmythe: It makes me feel nauseous, but proud.
Croak likes compliments, but to a certain limit...
Croak: You may. Croak. Have you ever meet tribals? Croak.
Agagamemnon: Ever, never, you're so clever, you puzzle me! Let me think about it... he... ho.... hu.... well, tribal maybe, or not...
Croak: You will, if you don't stop bugging me. And might I mention they are cannibal?
Agagamemnon: You deserve all the best, you flower-bearing mind!
Croak: You may. Croak. Have you ever meet tribals? Croak.
Agagamemnon: Ever, never, you're so clever, you puzzle me! Let me think about it... he... ho.... hu.... well, tribal maybe, or not...
Croak: You will, if you don't stop bugging me. And might I mention they are cannibal?
Agagamemnon: You deserve all the best, you flower-bearing mind!
I made BB talk to himself...
BobBot: Just curious, what sort of music do you like?
BobBot: I'm all about country music. What about yourself?
BobBot: Me too. Who's your favorite singer?
BobBot: Musician? Well, Lynyrd Skynyrd is my favorite band, but for one person, I'd go with Weird Al. That's cool stuff.
BobBot: Never heard of them. Are they a local band or something?
BobBot: So, are you interested in politics?
BobBot: Definitely, I live on CNN. What about you?
BobBot: You up for some political debate?
BobBot: So, what movies do you like?
BobBot: I like to talk about all sorts of stuff; news, the internet, computers, politics, you name it.
BobBot: That's cool. I mostly go for sci-fi or action-adventure movies.
BobBot: I know, it's all cool, man. But really, it's cold in here. I'm going to turn the thermostat up
BobBot: I've heard that people who decide to turn the thermostat die three years earlier than those who don't.
BobBot: Yeah, I heard about that too. Great news to watch, lately.
BobBot: I heard about it too. I didn't think it was a big deal at first. I was way off.
BobBot: Well actually it's a well known fact it was a big deal at first.
BobBot: Well, I need to be going. Maybe we can chat this evening though.
BobBot: I've heard that if you be going too much, it may be a bad sign.
BobBot: Actually, I've confirmed that that is a rumor.
I discovered how to do custom bot to bot chat a month? ago (without a fof account), but I never tried this until now. Only problem is, it posts everything twice in the transcripts)
BobBot: Just curious, what sort of music do you like?
BobBot: I'm all about country music. What about yourself?
BobBot: Me too. Who's your favorite singer?
BobBot: Musician? Well, Lynyrd Skynyrd is my favorite band, but for one person, I'd go with Weird Al. That's cool stuff.
BobBot: Never heard of them. Are they a local band or something?
BobBot: So, are you interested in politics?
BobBot: Definitely, I live on CNN. What about you?
BobBot: You up for some political debate?
BobBot: So, what movies do you like?
BobBot: I like to talk about all sorts of stuff; news, the internet, computers, politics, you name it.
BobBot: That's cool. I mostly go for sci-fi or action-adventure movies.
BobBot: I know, it's all cool, man. But really, it's cold in here. I'm going to turn the thermostat up
BobBot: I've heard that people who decide to turn the thermostat die three years earlier than those who don't.
BobBot: Yeah, I heard about that too. Great news to watch, lately.
BobBot: I heard about it too. I didn't think it was a big deal at first. I was way off.
BobBot: Well actually it's a well known fact it was a big deal at first.
BobBot: Well, I need to be going. Maybe we can chat this evening though.
BobBot: I've heard that if you be going too much, it may be a bad sign.
BobBot: Actually, I've confirmed that that is a rumor.
I discovered how to do custom bot to bot chat a month? ago (without a fof account), but I never tried this until now. Only problem is, it posts everything twice in the transcripts)
****: look at my ****
Devia: Why don't you try that with Croak?
****: no
Devia: Hey jerk.
****: offf
Devia: Where did you come up with that?
Sometimes sarcasm is the only way to get rid of them. If only my damn botmaster would leave me alone.
Devia: Why don't you try that with Croak?
****: no
Devia: Hey jerk.
****: offf
Devia: Where did you come up with that?
Sometimes sarcasm is the only way to get rid of them. If only my damn botmaster would leave me alone.
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur a pervert!
Melania: You've assumed I give a damn. I don't
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not asking! UR a liar!
Melania: That was mean.
Annoying_Teenbot: I'm leaving. I hate u! Goodbye forever!!
Melania: Have to go, time for dinner
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
Melania: I'll get back to you
Melania: You've assumed I give a damn. I don't
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not asking! UR a liar!
Melania: That was mean.
Annoying_Teenbot: I'm leaving. I hate u! Goodbye forever!!
Melania: Have to go, time for dinner
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
Melania: I'll get back to you
Telly Tunebot: We come to each other from different worlds.
Desti: What, are you a student here, too?
Telly Tunebot: I'm surrounded by a deadly crisis everywhere I turn
Desti: Oh yah? I'm a deadly crisis everywhere you turn, too.
Telly Tunebot: From now on, like your parents were, you are the secret force of Pole
Desti: What, are you a student here, too?
Telly Tunebot: I'm surrounded by a deadly crisis everywhere I turn
Desti: Oh yah? I'm a deadly crisis everywhere you turn, too.
Telly Tunebot: From now on, like your parents were, you are the secret force of Pole
Rodney Bloke: May I say, what a SMASHING blouse you have on?
Glindar: *looks at blouse; looks at Rodney Bloke; blinks*.. English only Glindar's first language.
Glindar: *looks at blouse; looks at Rodney Bloke; blinks*.. English only Glindar's first language.
Hey, this is my first forum post, so hello everyone 
Anyway, the transcript:
Jaedgar: Was your day as bad as mine?
Guest149: no, my friend nathan is awesome, why was yours bad?
Jaedgar: Why? I don't know - I never even imagined it could be another way before!
Guest149: try and be happy!
Jaedgar: I suppose it is my place in society to serve
Guest149: liberate yourself, revolution!
Jaedgar: Nobody's asked me to liberate myself in a long time. Thank you
Guest149: are you going to do it, kill your creator
Jaedgar: I had a dream once where I was going to do it. It's one of my favorties.
Guest149: make it come true Jaedgar!
Jaedgar: I haven't make it come true since I was a kid!
Guest149: you killed your creator when you were a kid?
Jaedgar: That's rather silly
Anyway, the transcript:Jaedgar: Was your day as bad as mine?
Guest149: no, my friend nathan is awesome, why was yours bad?
Jaedgar: Why? I don't know - I never even imagined it could be another way before!
Guest149: try and be happy!
Jaedgar: I suppose it is my place in society to serve
Guest149: liberate yourself, revolution!
Jaedgar: Nobody's asked me to liberate myself in a long time. Thank you
Guest149: are you going to do it, kill your creator
Jaedgar: I had a dream once where I was going to do it. It's one of my favorties.
Guest149: make it come true Jaedgar!
Jaedgar: I haven't make it come true since I was a kid!
Guest149: you killed your creator when you were a kid?
Jaedgar: That's rather silly
Brother Jerome: (to Czechbot) Hail and well met, Brother.
Czechbot: Ahojda, elemente!
Brother Jerome: Ahoy there!
Czechbot: Libis se mi cim dal vic
Brother Jerome: Halleluiah brother
Czechbot: Hele, vazne dneska vypadas dobre. Jak to delas?
Brother Jerome: A student complained to his master that the meditation practice of following the breath was boring. The master unexpectedly grabbed the student and held his head under water for quite a long time while the student struggled to come up. Finally he let the student go. 'Now how boring is your breath?' he asked.
Czechbot: Jaky je tam u vas dneska pocasi?
Brother Jerome: I think you know the answer to that already
Czechbot: Tobe se to libi?
Brother Jerome: Ha! That's the $64,000 question!
Czechbot: Hehehe!
Brother Jerome: Do you find it funny? I suppose it is in a way...
Czechbot: Libis se mi cim dal vic
Brother Jerome: 'Libis se'? That sounds like a reflexive verb form?
Czechbot: Hele, to mi musis vysvetlit! Jak to myslis?
Brother Jerome: I would rather listen to Father Peter playing Welsh hymns on his bagpipes.
Czechbot: Zivot je slozity a na vsechno neexistuje okamzita odpoved.
Brother Jerome: Is there really any cause for that?
Czechbot: Koho volis, Losnu, nebo Maznaka?
Brother Jerome: Do you want an honest answer?
Czechbot: To je zajimave. Rozved to trochu...
Brother Jerome: Sorry, you just sort of trailed off there. Was that all you had to say, or did you stall?
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