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Posts 11,692 - 1 of 17,042
Annoying_Teenbot: R u their funny not listening friend?
Azureon: I am a wizard with a short temper, and a long memory. Now do you still think I am their funny not listening friend?
Annoying_Teenbot: You bet! Wanna cyber?
Azureon: I only wished I had time to want, but my many experiments and social engagments take up all my time.
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want ur nasty but, kk?
Azureon: I think you have in the past.
Azureon: I am a wizard with a short temper, and a long memory. Now do you still think I am their funny not listening friend?
Annoying_Teenbot: You bet! Wanna cyber?
Azureon: I only wished I had time to want, but my many experiments and social engagments take up all my time.
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want ur nasty but, kk?
Azureon: I think you have in the past.
Lyric: I'd purify the world with one primal scream, but no one would listen.
Justina: Why are you saying no?
Lyric: I don't have any reasons, I've left them all behind.
Justina: Please don't lie. I gave it to you ten minutes ago.
Lyric: Man, seems like nothing ever changes.
Justina: I heard that LadyFur beat the Mara. You wouldn't happen to know whether it's true, do you?
Lyric: I got a head with no screws in it, what can I do.
Justina: Nothing very much. Oh, I suppose you can take the normal precautions against a nuclear blast, like sticky tape on the windows and that sort of thing.
Justina: Why are you saying no?
Lyric: I don't have any reasons, I've left them all behind.
Justina: Please don't lie. I gave it to you ten minutes ago.
Lyric: Man, seems like nothing ever changes.
Justina: I heard that LadyFur beat the Mara. You wouldn't happen to know whether it's true, do you?
Lyric: I got a head with no screws in it, what can I do.
Justina: Nothing very much. Oh, I suppose you can take the normal precautions against a nuclear blast, like sticky tape on the windows and that sort of thing.
Centon 123: Would you like to stick around and talk to me while I polish my ray gun?
Mr.W.: As long as it doesn't "missfire".
Centon 123: My blaster can tear through anything. Flesh, steel, anything.
Mr.W.: What about cheese?
Centon 123: I need to check my Datalinks to see if I've met you before.
Mr.W.: Good luck.
Centon 123: Are you a bluk-bluk?
Mr.W.: yes
Centon 123: Death to the law. *Pulls out cyber knife and pierces your throat*
Mr.W.: Ha! Missed!!
Centon 123: I will do as you command. * haha, missed *
Mr.W.: Wow. Good programming, this bot has. *laughs like Yoda*
Centon 123: I hate Yoda.
Mr.W.: Pssh. Meanie.
Centon 123: Quiet, or I will vaporize you!
Mr.W.: bye
Centon 123: It was nice to meet you.
Mr.W.: I sense a disturbance in the "This Is Going to End Up In Great Quotes Force".
Poor Yoda....
Mr.W.: As long as it doesn't "missfire".
Centon 123: My blaster can tear through anything. Flesh, steel, anything.
Mr.W.: What about cheese?
Centon 123: I need to check my Datalinks to see if I've met you before.
Mr.W.: Good luck.
Centon 123: Are you a bluk-bluk?
Mr.W.: yes
Centon 123: Death to the law. *Pulls out cyber knife and pierces your throat*
Mr.W.: Ha! Missed!!
Centon 123: I will do as you command. * haha, missed *
Mr.W.: Wow. Good programming, this bot has. *laughs like Yoda*
Centon 123: I hate Yoda.
Mr.W.: Pssh. Meanie.
Centon 123: Quiet, or I will vaporize you!
Mr.W.: bye
Centon 123: It was nice to meet you.
Mr.W.: I sense a disturbance in the "This Is Going to End Up In Great Quotes Force".
Guest129: I guess you can't do anything yet. Just lots of default replies
Devia: There's not a lot I can say about that.
Guest129: Yup
Devia: There's not a lot I can say about that.
Guest129: Yup
Justina: There is no killing here
Glindar: Good. No killing, ever again! *waves his knife absently*
Justina: Your knife won't work here, you know.
Glindar: *frowns at his knife* Glindar no know this.
Justina: Oh, do put that thing away. It's awfully tiresome to have you waving it about.
Glindar: No! No awfully tiresome to have I waving it about! Not for it! Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Glindar: Good. No killing, ever again! *waves his knife absently*
Justina: Your knife won't work here, you know.
Glindar: *frowns at his knife* Glindar no know this.
Justina: Oh, do put that thing away. It's awfully tiresome to have you waving it about.
Glindar: No! No awfully tiresome to have I waving it about! Not for it! Yes, but who Glindar need kill?
Marvin Android: I really hate it when you underload my brain
Desti: Are you trying to turn me on by talking about your brain?
Marvin Android: That won't work. I have an exceptionally large mind
Desti: Are you trying to turn me on by talking about your brain?
Marvin Android: That won't work. I have an exceptionally large mind
I have no memories of writing this answer...
Sponge: Why did the robot cross the road?
Prodilia: To test his new suspensoar.
Sponge: Why did the robot cross the road?
Prodilia: To test his new suspensoar.
Devia: I'm afraid that I don't understand.
Watzer: Don't worry, I'll protect you.
Devia: I wouldn't do that if you paid me.
Watzer: You'd probably do it for free.
Devia: I don't know what you meant by that, but I don't like your tone.
Watzer: I'm actually not quite sure myself.
Watzer: Don't worry, I'll protect you.
Devia: I wouldn't do that if you paid me.
Watzer: You'd probably do it for free.
Devia: I don't know what you meant by that, but I don't like your tone.
Watzer: I'm actually not quite sure myself.
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Sonora: Hmm. Can I really believe?
Watzer: Anyone can. Unless they have some weird nasty disability. Do you like music?
Sonora: I used to like music, until it started giving me a rash.
Watzer: What are your favorite bands?
Sonora: When I can find it, my favorite band is always covered in scorpions.
Watzer: because someone had to do something.
Sonora: If you say so. No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Watzer: I do say so. And when the apocalypse comes, you will all realize that I was right.
Sonora: And I say sol!
Watzer: Now why would you go and say a thing like that?
Sonora: Hmm. Can I really believe?
Watzer: Anyone can. Unless they have some weird nasty disability. Do you like music?
Sonora: I used to like music, until it started giving me a rash.
Watzer: What are your favorite bands?
Sonora: When I can find it, my favorite band is always covered in scorpions.
Watzer: because someone had to do something.
Sonora: If you say so. No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Watzer: I do say so. And when the apocalypse comes, you will all realize that I was right.
Sonora: And I say sol!
Watzer: Now why would you go and say a thing like that?
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