Doghead's Cosmic Bar

How did you get that?

you just said that.

No, I said that he isn't my clone. He looks like VibraKnife, but that's about it.

*come through a time slip* got myself a wind rifle, another one is for sale, first price is for $500, any offers. ANY OFFERS!. *acting like a salesman but looking like a WW2 paratrooper at the same time* first offer by Gordon Freeman for $550, any more at that?!

$1000

$1000

JUST TAKE IT IT'S A GOOD DEAL!

$5,000 right here.
Hey Gordon, just so you know and I'm not going to start anything I swear but if you need me to put the hurt on someone, just let me know. I'm here for ya. I've been thru a lot of crap in my life so I know how you feel. Trust me. Here *hands you bottle of bud light* you need this more than I do.
Hey dogh'd, bring it in and give Gordon as much as he wants. It's all on me.

Thanks. Alot.

$10,000 over here.

And again, thanks everyone.

You don't need to hurt anyone. i swear. i dont think that was her. i think someone hacked her account. not sure........Ill have to check. i expect the worst though. ill live. ive lived through much worse. trust me.