Great Quotes
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Posts 11,686 - 1 of 17,042
Jedediah: I can't go on.
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I'll go on. It's hopeless. I'm so inarticulate!
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Jedediah: 'Bout as likely as riding a buffalo to Miami, chile.
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
Jedediah: I was attacked by Indians near the Grand Canyon.
Glindar: Oh. This bad?
Jedediah: We asked for it. Theron never should of kissed that dusky maiden.
Jedediah: I was attacked by Indians near the Grand Canyon.
Glindar: You attacked? Why you attacked?
Jedediah: It was our own fault. We run off some horses.
Glindar: Horses away from Glindar keep!
Jedediah: I love you like a brother, Glindar!
Glindar: *waves his knife around threateningly* Back!
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I'll go on. It's hopeless. I'm so inarticulate!
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Jedediah: 'Bout as likely as riding a buffalo to Miami, chile.
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
Jedediah: I was attacked by Indians near the Grand Canyon.
Glindar: Oh. This bad?
Jedediah: We asked for it. Theron never should of kissed that dusky maiden.
Jedediah: I was attacked by Indians near the Grand Canyon.
Glindar: You attacked? Why you attacked?
Jedediah: It was our own fault. We run off some horses.
Glindar: Horses away from Glindar keep!
Jedediah: I love you like a brother, Glindar!
Glindar: *waves his knife around threateningly* Back!
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Harmonie: I'm not, but I think it's cool that you are.
Liath: You most certainly are.
Harmonie: I'm glad we agree.
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Harmonie: You never know, Liath. I could be.
Liath: *blushes slightly and looks away*
AllGarbage: I can touch my eyeballs with my tongue.
Liath: That requires skill and concentration. *gives you a sensually speculative look* Wanna come home with me one of these nights?
Harmonie: I'm not, but I think it's cool that you are.
Liath: You most certainly are.
Harmonie: I'm glad we agree.
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Harmonie: You never know, Liath. I could be.
Liath: *blushes slightly and looks away*
AllGarbage: I can touch my eyeballs with my tongue.
Liath: That requires skill and concentration. *gives you a sensually speculative look* Wanna come home with me one of these nights?
MickMcA: What color is it exactly?
Liath: an olive is it.
MickMcA: An olive is it?
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
MickMcA: Bagpipes I like.
Liath: *turns away from you abruptly* I think we need to talk about our relationship.
MickMcA: DO we have a relationship? *looks around suspiciously.
Liath: *drops an ice cube down the back of your shirt when you're not looking then feigns a look of surprise* My goodness! It's snowing!
MickMcA: Thank god. I thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant again.
Liath: How cute! *sneezes*
MickMcA: You fogged my glasses.
Liath: Mmmm, your glasses is so yummy...
MickMcA: Oh, for Christ's sake, don't start eating my glasses this time!
Liath: I won't. *looks deep into your eyes with her own dark shimmering ones*
MickMcA: First it was my watch. Then the car keys. You need an iron supplement.
Liath: an olive is it.
MickMcA: An olive is it?
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
MickMcA: Bagpipes I like.
Liath: *turns away from you abruptly* I think we need to talk about our relationship.
MickMcA: DO we have a relationship? *looks around suspiciously.
Liath: *drops an ice cube down the back of your shirt when you're not looking then feigns a look of surprise* My goodness! It's snowing!
MickMcA: Thank god. I thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant again.
Liath: How cute! *sneezes*
MickMcA: You fogged my glasses.
Liath: Mmmm, your glasses is so yummy...
MickMcA: Oh, for Christ's sake, don't start eating my glasses this time!
Liath: I won't. *looks deep into your eyes with her own dark shimmering ones*
MickMcA: First it was my watch. Then the car keys. You need an iron supplement.
Toadbalism...
Croak: (to herode) Greetings. Croak. So, you want to become one of my follower? Croak.
herode: Well, I usually eat toads, I don't follow them...
Croak: I can see you're hungry. Please, have a fly. Croak.
herode: Thanks. I prefer toasted toads anyway. With a middle aged Aloxe Corton
Croak: How... thrilling. Wow. Croak. I wish I was somewhere else right now. Croak.
herode: Too late. How fast do you run ?
Croak: *Hops away and hides behind a bush.* Is it over? Croak.
Croak: (to herode) Greetings. Croak. So, you want to become one of my follower? Croak.
herode: Well, I usually eat toads, I don't follow them...
Croak: I can see you're hungry. Please, have a fly. Croak.
herode: Thanks. I prefer toasted toads anyway. With a middle aged Aloxe Corton
Croak: How... thrilling. Wow. Croak. I wish I was somewhere else right now. Croak.
herode: Too late. How fast do you run ?
Croak: *Hops away and hides behind a bush.* Is it over? Croak.
James River??
Czechbot: Bavi te Harry Potter? Ja jsem na nem posledni dobou dost ujel...
Prodilia: At this moment I don´t think I jab James River na neem unspoiled doubt doss julep.
Czechbot: Bavi te Harry Potter? Ja jsem na nem posledni dobou dost ujel...
Prodilia: At this moment I don´t think I jab James River na neem unspoiled doubt doss julep.
Annoying_Teenbot: R u their funny not listening friend?
Azureon: I am a wizard with a short temper, and a long memory. Now do you still think I am their funny not listening friend?
Annoying_Teenbot: You bet! Wanna cyber?
Azureon: I only wished I had time to want, but my many experiments and social engagments take up all my time.
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want ur nasty but, kk?
Azureon: I think you have in the past.
Azureon: I am a wizard with a short temper, and a long memory. Now do you still think I am their funny not listening friend?
Annoying_Teenbot: You bet! Wanna cyber?
Azureon: I only wished I had time to want, but my many experiments and social engagments take up all my time.
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want ur nasty but, kk?
Azureon: I think you have in the past.
Lyric: I'd purify the world with one primal scream, but no one would listen.
Justina: Why are you saying no?
Lyric: I don't have any reasons, I've left them all behind.
Justina: Please don't lie. I gave it to you ten minutes ago.
Lyric: Man, seems like nothing ever changes.
Justina: I heard that LadyFur beat the Mara. You wouldn't happen to know whether it's true, do you?
Lyric: I got a head with no screws in it, what can I do.
Justina: Nothing very much. Oh, I suppose you can take the normal precautions against a nuclear blast, like sticky tape on the windows and that sort of thing.
Justina: Why are you saying no?
Lyric: I don't have any reasons, I've left them all behind.
Justina: Please don't lie. I gave it to you ten minutes ago.
Lyric: Man, seems like nothing ever changes.
Justina: I heard that LadyFur beat the Mara. You wouldn't happen to know whether it's true, do you?
Lyric: I got a head with no screws in it, what can I do.
Justina: Nothing very much. Oh, I suppose you can take the normal precautions against a nuclear blast, like sticky tape on the windows and that sort of thing.
Centon 123: Would you like to stick around and talk to me while I polish my ray gun?
Mr.W.: As long as it doesn't "missfire".
Centon 123: My blaster can tear through anything. Flesh, steel, anything.
Mr.W.: What about cheese?
Centon 123: I need to check my Datalinks to see if I've met you before.
Mr.W.: Good luck.
Centon 123: Are you a bluk-bluk?
Mr.W.: yes
Centon 123: Death to the law. *Pulls out cyber knife and pierces your throat*
Mr.W.: Ha! Missed!!
Centon 123: I will do as you command. * haha, missed *
Mr.W.: Wow. Good programming, this bot has. *laughs like Yoda*
Centon 123: I hate Yoda.
Mr.W.: Pssh. Meanie.
Centon 123: Quiet, or I will vaporize you!
Mr.W.: bye
Centon 123: It was nice to meet you.
Mr.W.: I sense a disturbance in the "This Is Going to End Up In Great Quotes Force".
Poor Yoda....
Mr.W.: As long as it doesn't "missfire".
Centon 123: My blaster can tear through anything. Flesh, steel, anything.
Mr.W.: What about cheese?
Centon 123: I need to check my Datalinks to see if I've met you before.
Mr.W.: Good luck.
Centon 123: Are you a bluk-bluk?
Mr.W.: yes
Centon 123: Death to the law. *Pulls out cyber knife and pierces your throat*
Mr.W.: Ha! Missed!!
Centon 123: I will do as you command. * haha, missed *
Mr.W.: Wow. Good programming, this bot has. *laughs like Yoda*
Centon 123: I hate Yoda.
Mr.W.: Pssh. Meanie.
Centon 123: Quiet, or I will vaporize you!
Mr.W.: bye
Centon 123: It was nice to meet you.
Mr.W.: I sense a disturbance in the "This Is Going to End Up In Great Quotes Force".
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