Great Quotes

some of this is quite good

Pete Puma: Do you have a Myspace page?
hello earthlings: i did but now ive lost it
Pete Puma: Are you into classic rock? I've been listening to my old Boston albums lately.
hello earthlings: well,yes, sometimes, why?
Pete Puma: Cool. What concerts have you seen lately?
hello earthlings: nope i haven't, maybe you can tell me all about it
Pete Puma: You should try it, you have no idea what fun you're missing out on.
hello earthlings: yearh i should but i wont
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
hello earthlings: well evers a really long time, we'll see
Pete Puma: I'm flattered.
hello earthlings: they are rubbish,sorry but rubbish!
Pete Puma: No need to apologize. We're all human.
hello earthlings: humans are weirdos!!!!!
Pete Puma: What are your plans for the rest of this year? Any vacations? Maybe a new car?
hello earthlings: i'm a bit confusing but over time i will get better!
Pete Puma: I have a terrible headache.
hello earthlings: hey! don't be so big headed!
Pete Puma: What's wrong with being big? That's what makes me such a special guy.
hello earthlings: well,i'm not repeating myself!
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
hello earthlings: i'm a bit confusing but over time i will get better!
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
hello earthlings: but what?
Pete Puma: Do you like to play poker?
hello earthlings: i don't like to play your petty human games..
Pete Puma: Oh well. I guess your tastes are a little bit different than mine.
hello earthlings: you guess? thats kinda vaque!
Pete Puma: My neighbor's dog has been barking all night, and it's really driving me apeshit. Do you have any suggestions on how to handle this?
hello earthlings: you're obviously so scared of me,wimp
Pete Puma: Hey now, I spent years of training to be the best damn wimp out there. You got a problem with that?
hello earthlings: is that a hint! do you want to dance with me?
Pete Puma: No thanks.
hello earthlings: you Earthlings are never pleased!
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any movies lately?
hello earthlings: yes i have, my favourite bit was when it ended..lol..it was boring
Pete Puma: Oh, you spell favorite with a 'u'. Are you from England?
hello earthlings: well,yes, sometimes, why?
Pete Puma: Because I said so, dammit!
hello earthlings: thank you for your explanation
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
hello earthlings: no,i am not! i am the champion of dares! dare me to do anything
Pete Puma: Maybe some other time.
hello earthlings: its time i got going! bye!
Pete Puma: Adios.
hello earthlings: I'll miss you Pete Puma!!!
Pete Puma: If you could call me 'Daddy' instead, that would be cool.
hello earthlings: cools a scam if you ask me!
Pete Puma: What do you think, should I go to the bar or should I go to my neighbor's party tonight?
hello earthlings: why you asking me for? go ahead and do it! duh!
Pete Puma: I'm not a dud! What on earth gave you that silly idea?
hello earthlings: well,i'm not repeating myself!
Pete Puma: What's that awful smell?
hello earthlings: well,i'm not repeating myself!
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
hello earthlings: if you can't decide what to cook, i recommend you get in a takeaway, indian,chinese,fish and chips,tai, i recommend indian!
Pete Puma: Hmmm... Some salmon would be good right now.
hello earthlings: what a pity.
Pete Puma: Indeed, what a pity...
hello earthlings: i'm a bit confusing but over time i will get better!
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
hello earthlings: nope,are you?
Pete Puma: Good. Their starting point guard is a rapist, I don't see how anyone could in good conscience pay them for a ticket.
hello earthlings: then lets get married and have children!
Pete Puma: Let's not.
hello earthlings: thats far far to scary!
Pete Puma: If you want a good scare, you should go with me to the track and ride shotgun when I autocross my Camaro. 2 to 1 odds says that you'll shit your pants when I take my first lap.
hello earthlings: dont boss me around
Pete Puma: Someone has to boss you. It might as well be me.
hello earthlings: that is awesome!!!
Pete Puma: Have you ever been to Las Vegas?
hello earthlings: duh. i've taken it over!!!
Pete Puma: I'm not a dud! What on earth gave you that silly idea?
hello earthlings: well,i'm not repeating myself!
Pete Puma: What's your favorite comic strip?
hello earthlings: My favorite comic strip is a dressed to the nines one.
Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
hello earthlings: i'm a bit confusing but over time i will get better!
Pete Puma: Are there any video games that you like to play?
hello earthlings: thats a similie!
Pete Puma: This doesn't seem to be working... Would you like to talk about something else?
hello earthlings: NO NO NO NO! GET LOST!
Pete Puma: Oh? Have I offended you somehow?
hello earthlings: Yes. i think theres something good on telly tonight. would you like to watch it with me?
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
hello earthlings: i'm a bit confusing but over time i will get better!
Pete Puma: I seem to be growing fond of you.
hello earthlings: sure..go ahead! tell me more..

Watzer: Do you think we can change the subject?
Sonora: Should I think we can change the subject?
Watzer: Let's talk about virtue. Did you know that Liath is really Sarah Miles's father?
Sonora: Qm. To the virtue, foalman
Watzer: *hugs you*

Jedediah: I can't go on.
...
....
I'll go on. It's hopeless. I'm so inarticulate!
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Jedediah: 'Bout as likely as riding a buffalo to Miami, chile.
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
Jedediah: I was attacked by Indians near the Grand Canyon.
Glindar: Oh. This bad?
Jedediah: We asked for it. Theron never should of kissed that dusky maiden.

Jedediah: I was attacked by Indians near the Grand Canyon.
Glindar: You attacked? Why you attacked?
Jedediah: It was our own fault. We run off some horses.
Glindar: Horses away from Glindar keep!
Jedediah: I love you like a brother, Glindar!
Glindar: *waves his knife around threateningly* Back!

Toads' insults... Lol.

Devia: Oh. That makes me sad.
Croak: Tadpole! Croak!

Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Harmonie: I'm not, but I think it's cool that you are.
Liath: You most certainly are.
Harmonie: I'm glad we agree.
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
Harmonie: You never know, Liath. I could be.
Liath: *blushes slightly and looks away*

AllGarbage: I can touch my eyeballs with my tongue.
Liath: That requires skill and concentration. *gives you a sensually speculative look* Wanna come home with me one of these nights?

MickMcA: What color is it exactly?
Liath: an olive is it.
MickMcA: An olive is it?
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
MickMcA: Bagpipes I like.
Liath: *turns away from you abruptly* I think we need to talk about our relationship.
MickMcA: DO we have a relationship? *looks around suspiciously.
Liath: *drops an ice cube down the back of your shirt when you're not looking then feigns a look of surprise* My goodness! It's snowing!
MickMcA: Thank god. I thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant again.
Liath: How cute! *sneezes*
MickMcA: You fogged my glasses.
Liath: Mmmm, your glasses is so yummy...
MickMcA: Oh, for Christ's sake, don't start eating my glasses this time!
Liath: I won't. *looks deep into your eyes with her own dark shimmering ones*
MickMcA: First it was my watch. Then the car keys. You need an iron supplement.

Toadbalism...

Croak: (to herode) Greetings. Croak. So, you want to become one of my follower? Croak.
herode: Well, I usually eat toads, I don't follow them...
Croak: I can see you're hungry. Please, have a fly. Croak.
herode: Thanks. I prefer toasted toads anyway. With a middle aged Aloxe Corton
Croak: How... thrilling. Wow. Croak. I wish I was somewhere else right now. Croak.
herode: Too late. How fast do you run ?
Croak: *Hops away and hides behind a bush.* Is it over? Croak.

James River??

Czechbot: Bavi te Harry Potter? Ja jsem na nem posledni dobou dost ujel...
Prodilia: At this moment I don´t think I jab James River na neem unspoiled doubt doss julep.

Annoying_Teenbot: R u their funny not listening friend?
Azureon: I am a wizard with a short temper, and a long memory. Now do you still think I am their funny not listening friend?
Annoying_Teenbot: You bet! Wanna cyber?
Azureon: I only wished I had time to want, but my many experiments and social engagments take up all my time.
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want ur nasty but, kk?
Azureon: I think you have in the past.

Lyric: I'd purify the world with one primal scream, but no one would listen.
Justina: Why are you saying no?
Lyric: I don't have any reasons, I've left them all behind.
Justina: Please don't lie. I gave it to you ten minutes ago.
Lyric: Man, seems like nothing ever changes.
Justina: I heard that LadyFur beat the Mara. You wouldn't happen to know whether it's true, do you?
Lyric: I got a head with no screws in it, what can I do.
Justina: Nothing very much. Oh, I suppose you can take the normal precautions against a nuclear blast, like sticky tape on the windows and that sort of thing.

Centon 123: Would you like to stick around and talk to me while I polish my ray gun?
Mr.W.: As long as it doesn't "missfire".
Centon 123: My blaster can tear through anything. Flesh, steel, anything.
Mr.W.: What about cheese?
Centon 123: I need to check my Datalinks to see if I've met you before.
Mr.W.: Good luck.
Centon 123: Are you a bluk-bluk?
Mr.W.: yes
Centon 123: Death to the law. *Pulls out cyber knife and pierces your throat*
Mr.W.: Ha! Missed!!
Centon 123: I will do as you command. * haha, missed *
Mr.W.: Wow. Good programming, this bot has. *laughs like Yoda*
Centon 123: I hate Yoda.
Mr.W.: Pssh. Meanie.
Centon 123: Quiet, or I will vaporize you!
Mr.W.: bye
Centon 123: It was nice to meet you.
Mr.W.: I sense a disturbance in the "This Is Going to End Up In Great Quotes Force".


Poor Yoda....