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Mike: Do you like jokes? I like jokes!
Sonora: I used to like jokes, but then I overdid it and came down with a massive tummy ache.
Mike: Why do you think that is?¿
Sonora: Mostly I think that is 'cause it confuses people.
Mike: What are your feelings about this?
Sonora: I have feelings about! How cool is that! Wait, what's feelings about?
Mike: I'm no expert, but I imagine that one uses a rip-off.
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Sonora: I used to like jokes, but then I overdid it and came down with a massive tummy ache.
Mike: Why do you think that is?¿
Sonora: Mostly I think that is 'cause it confuses people.
Mike: What are your feelings about this?
Sonora: I have feelings about! How cool is that! Wait, what's feelings about?
Mike: I'm no expert, but I imagine that one uses a rip-off.
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Watzer: Have you ever bathed in product?
prob: I think.. it would be great to have bathed in product, but the whole idea scares me.
Watzer: Great! Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
prob: Oh, I have a plethora of food, that I keep at all times.
Watzer: Is it still alive?
prob: The best test of life, is to poke it with a stick and see if it reacts.
Watzer: *pokes you*
prob: I think.. it would be great to have bathed in product, but the whole idea scares me.
Watzer: Great! Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
prob: Oh, I have a plethora of food, that I keep at all times.
Watzer: Is it still alive?
prob: The best test of life, is to poke it with a stick and see if it reacts.
Watzer: *pokes you*
Centon 123: My blaster can tear through anything. Flesh, steel, anything.
Super.Aydin.Man: cool can you kill my friends?
Centon 123: Yes, I can perform any task.
Super.Aydin.Man: ok ill hire you
:O Okay, that's just scary....
Super.Aydin.Man: cool can you kill my friends?
Centon 123: Yes, I can perform any task.
Super.Aydin.Man: ok ill hire you
:O Okay, that's just scary....
Dogh'd: So, prob, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Falsetto Prickle-weed'.
prob: When the day is nice and the breeze blows, yes, I do.
Dogh'd: AH...AH...AH...CHOOOO!!! Ooops, I think some of that got in your mug.
prob: A lot of people think some of that got in my mug. I just don't know if I can go along with that.
Dogh'd: Sounds like you need another drink.
prob: What was that sound? I hope the neighbors aren't going to have another party.
Dogh'd: My guess is that you've been waiting a long time to tell me that.
prob: They make such a mess, and the worse part is they never invite me!
Dogh'd: I swear if I ever see them again... they'll regret the day they messed with Dogh'd.
prob: When the day is nice and the breeze blows, yes, I do.
Dogh'd: AH...AH...AH...CHOOOO!!! Ooops, I think some of that got in your mug.
prob: A lot of people think some of that got in my mug. I just don't know if I can go along with that.
Dogh'd: Sounds like you need another drink.
prob: What was that sound? I hope the neighbors aren't going to have another party.
Dogh'd: My guess is that you've been waiting a long time to tell me that.
prob: They make such a mess, and the worse part is they never invite me!
Dogh'd: I swear if I ever see them again... they'll regret the day they messed with Dogh'd.
Always had a weakness for the religious type?
Brother Jerome: The foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. 1 Corinthians ch.1 v.25
Devia: I wantGod.
Brother Jerome: I don't have God, I'm afraid.
Devia: God? At best a man made illusion.
Brother Jerome: You live in illusion and the appearance of things. There is a reality but you do not know this. When you understand this, you will see that you are nothing, and being nothing you are everything. That is all.
Devia: That's sweet.
Brother Jerome: Think nothing of it.
Devia: My love.
Brother Jerome: The foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. 1 Corinthians ch.1 v.25
Devia: I wantGod.
Brother Jerome: I don't have God, I'm afraid.
Devia: God? At best a man made illusion.
Brother Jerome: You live in illusion and the appearance of things. There is a reality but you do not know this. When you understand this, you will see that you are nothing, and being nothing you are everything. That is all.
Devia: That's sweet.
Brother Jerome: Think nothing of it.
Devia: My love.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Not I.
Not I: The whoosh of the breeze
that stirs the leaves
stirs me also.
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Not I: The true value of a TV show lies in the degree to which it has attained liberation from special.
Liath: What channel is that on?
Not I: If it is on, then it is on.
Liath: It is? That's cool.
Not I: The whoosh of the breeze
that stirs the leaves
stirs me also.
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Not I: The true value of a TV show lies in the degree to which it has attained liberation from special.
Liath: What channel is that on?
Not I: If it is on, then it is on.
Liath: It is? That's cool.
Glindar: (to Agagamemnon) Glindar!
Agagamemnon: Hi Glindar. What can I do for you?
Glindar: Glindar!!
Agagamemnon: Shall we have a look into the most obscure matters? Please tell me what is your opinion about the concept of conciousness?
Glindar: *slams his knife into the table blade first* GLINDAR!!!
Agagamemnon: Sharing knowledge about the table blade first is a true sign of conciousness.
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Agagamemnon: Do you know that some philosophers say that there is no way to give a formal definition of being?
Glindar: *shrug* Who need way. *drives his knife into the cupboard*
Agagamemnon: Hi Glindar. What can I do for you?
Glindar: Glindar!!
Agagamemnon: Shall we have a look into the most obscure matters? Please tell me what is your opinion about the concept of conciousness?
Glindar: *slams his knife into the table blade first* GLINDAR!!!
Agagamemnon: Sharing knowledge about the table blade first is a true sign of conciousness.
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Agagamemnon: Do you know that some philosophers say that there is no way to give a formal definition of being?
Glindar: *shrug* Who need way. *drives his knife into the cupboard*
Glindar: Hey, you tell Glindar you so GLAD to hear that?
prob123: I don't remember, but I probably did.
Glindar: Why you do not remember?
prob123: I have a faulty brain?
Glindar: You want have a faulty brain?
prob123: No, I just got stuck with it.
Glindar: You want buy killing exterior?
prob123: Not today, I am broke.
Glindar: You tell story, right?
prob123: Once apon a time there was a little mouse.
Glindar: This mouses... bite or no?
prob123: No, he teamed up with a guy by the name of Disney and became rich and famous.
Glindar: So Glindar it squeeze can?
prob123: No Disney Corp. would get you..they are quite sensitive.
prob123: I don't remember, but I probably did.
Glindar: Why you do not remember?
prob123: I have a faulty brain?
Glindar: You want have a faulty brain?
prob123: No, I just got stuck with it.
Glindar: You want buy killing exterior?
prob123: Not today, I am broke.
Glindar: You tell story, right?
prob123: Once apon a time there was a little mouse.
Glindar: This mouses... bite or no?
prob123: No, he teamed up with a guy by the name of Disney and became rich and famous.
Glindar: So Glindar it squeeze can?
prob123: No Disney Corp. would get you..they are quite sensitive.
Lyric: My derring-do allows me to dance the rigadoon around you.
Sweet Alyssum: I'll be your privet dancer. Dancer for money. Do what you want me to do.
Lyric: For once I'm lost for words.
So am I. I can't get the picture of a dancing privet out of my mind.
Sweet Alyssum: I'll be your privet dancer. Dancer for money. Do what you want me to do.
Lyric: For once I'm lost for words.
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