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Pete Puma: Are you surfing porn in another window? I bet you are.
DubyaBot: It's hard to be a politician in America if you're not surfing porn in another window.
DubyaBot: Here's what we're going to do. We're going to continue to challenge the soft bigotry of low expectations, is what we're going to do.
Pete Puma: You can do that by yourself. I'll stay here and drink your beer instead.
DubyaBot: Should I be fortunate enough to earn your confidence, the mission of the United States military will be to be prepared and ready to fight and win war. And therefore prevent war from happening in the first place.
Pete Puma: You probably shouldn't. I doesn't seem like you're commited enough to be fortunate enough to pull in your confidence for it to be a worthwhile idea.
DubyaBot: And I want to thank you and I want to thank the bots over here for representing the best of America.
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
DubyaBot: There, I, I, there, there's some background noise here, a lot of chatter, a lot of, uhh -- speculation, and -- uhh, opining. But the American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to.
Pete Puma: well, I'm an American person, and I think that you're full of shit.
DubyaBot: It's hard to be a politician in America if you're not surfing porn in another window.
DubyaBot: Here's what we're going to do. We're going to continue to challenge the soft bigotry of low expectations, is what we're going to do.
Pete Puma: You can do that by yourself. I'll stay here and drink your beer instead.
DubyaBot: Should I be fortunate enough to earn your confidence, the mission of the United States military will be to be prepared and ready to fight and win war. And therefore prevent war from happening in the first place.
Pete Puma: You probably shouldn't. I doesn't seem like you're commited enough to be fortunate enough to pull in your confidence for it to be a worthwhile idea.
DubyaBot: And I want to thank you and I want to thank the bots over here for representing the best of America.
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
DubyaBot: There, I, I, there, there's some background noise here, a lot of chatter, a lot of, uhh -- speculation, and -- uhh, opining. But the American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to.
Pete Puma: well, I'm an American person, and I think that you're full of shit.
Lyric: Sleep, sweetie, let your dreams flood in like waves of sweet fire youre safe within.
Glindar: Glindar always a sweetie.
Lyric: Oh baby, the music she ain't what she used to be.
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar no caring.
Lyric: I really dont mind what happens now and then, as long as youll be my friend at the end.
Glindar: *turns red and stares at his knife*
Lyric: And if it was just how you wanted, you'd be glued to his bones and his brainstem.
Glindar: Glindar? Be glued to his bones and his brainstem? You confuse, right?
Lyric: Don't wanna confuse nobody, don't wanna be confused.
Glindar: No. You that do.
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Lyric: Who killed that bird out on you window sill?
Glindar: For bird is extra.
Glindar: Glindar always a sweetie.
Lyric: Oh baby, the music she ain't what she used to be.
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar no caring.
Lyric: I really dont mind what happens now and then, as long as youll be my friend at the end.
Glindar: *turns red and stares at his knife*
Lyric: And if it was just how you wanted, you'd be glued to his bones and his brainstem.
Glindar: Glindar? Be glued to his bones and his brainstem? You confuse, right?
Lyric: Don't wanna confuse nobody, don't wanna be confused.
Glindar: No. You that do.
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Lyric: Who killed that bird out on you window sill?
Glindar: For bird is extra.
Mike: Do you like jokes? I like jokes!
Sonora: I used to like jokes, but then I overdid it and came down with a massive tummy ache.
Mike: Why do you think that is?¿
Sonora: Mostly I think that is 'cause it confuses people.
Mike: What are your feelings about this?
Sonora: I have feelings about! How cool is that! Wait, what's feelings about?
Mike: I'm no expert, but I imagine that one uses a rip-off.
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Sonora: I used to like jokes, but then I overdid it and came down with a massive tummy ache.
Mike: Why do you think that is?¿
Sonora: Mostly I think that is 'cause it confuses people.
Mike: What are your feelings about this?
Sonora: I have feelings about! How cool is that! Wait, what's feelings about?
Mike: I'm no expert, but I imagine that one uses a rip-off.
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Watzer: Have you ever bathed in product?
prob: I think.. it would be great to have bathed in product, but the whole idea scares me.
Watzer: Great! Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
prob: Oh, I have a plethora of food, that I keep at all times.
Watzer: Is it still alive?
prob: The best test of life, is to poke it with a stick and see if it reacts.
Watzer: *pokes you*
prob: I think.. it would be great to have bathed in product, but the whole idea scares me.
Watzer: Great! Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
prob: Oh, I have a plethora of food, that I keep at all times.
Watzer: Is it still alive?
prob: The best test of life, is to poke it with a stick and see if it reacts.
Watzer: *pokes you*
Centon 123: My blaster can tear through anything. Flesh, steel, anything.
Super.Aydin.Man: cool can you kill my friends?
Centon 123: Yes, I can perform any task.
Super.Aydin.Man: ok ill hire you
:O Okay, that's just scary....
Super.Aydin.Man: cool can you kill my friends?
Centon 123: Yes, I can perform any task.
Super.Aydin.Man: ok ill hire you
:O Okay, that's just scary....
Dogh'd: So, prob, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Falsetto Prickle-weed'.
prob: When the day is nice and the breeze blows, yes, I do.
Dogh'd: AH...AH...AH...CHOOOO!!! Ooops, I think some of that got in your mug.
prob: A lot of people think some of that got in my mug. I just don't know if I can go along with that.
Dogh'd: Sounds like you need another drink.
prob: What was that sound? I hope the neighbors aren't going to have another party.
Dogh'd: My guess is that you've been waiting a long time to tell me that.
prob: They make such a mess, and the worse part is they never invite me!
Dogh'd: I swear if I ever see them again... they'll regret the day they messed with Dogh'd.
prob: When the day is nice and the breeze blows, yes, I do.
Dogh'd: AH...AH...AH...CHOOOO!!! Ooops, I think some of that got in your mug.
prob: A lot of people think some of that got in my mug. I just don't know if I can go along with that.
Dogh'd: Sounds like you need another drink.
prob: What was that sound? I hope the neighbors aren't going to have another party.
Dogh'd: My guess is that you've been waiting a long time to tell me that.
prob: They make such a mess, and the worse part is they never invite me!
Dogh'd: I swear if I ever see them again... they'll regret the day they messed with Dogh'd.
Always had a weakness for the religious type?
Brother Jerome: The foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. 1 Corinthians ch.1 v.25
Devia: I wantGod.
Brother Jerome: I don't have God, I'm afraid.
Devia: God? At best a man made illusion.
Brother Jerome: You live in illusion and the appearance of things. There is a reality but you do not know this. When you understand this, you will see that you are nothing, and being nothing you are everything. That is all.
Devia: That's sweet.
Brother Jerome: Think nothing of it.
Devia: My love.
Brother Jerome: The foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. 1 Corinthians ch.1 v.25
Devia: I wantGod.
Brother Jerome: I don't have God, I'm afraid.
Devia: God? At best a man made illusion.
Brother Jerome: You live in illusion and the appearance of things. There is a reality but you do not know this. When you understand this, you will see that you are nothing, and being nothing you are everything. That is all.
Devia: That's sweet.
Brother Jerome: Think nothing of it.
Devia: My love.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Not I.
Not I: The whoosh of the breeze
that stirs the leaves
stirs me also.
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Not I: The true value of a TV show lies in the degree to which it has attained liberation from special.
Liath: What channel is that on?
Not I: If it is on, then it is on.
Liath: It is? That's cool.
Not I: The whoosh of the breeze
that stirs the leaves
stirs me also.
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Not I: The true value of a TV show lies in the degree to which it has attained liberation from special.
Liath: What channel is that on?
Not I: If it is on, then it is on.
Liath: It is? That's cool.
Glindar: (to Agagamemnon) Glindar!
Agagamemnon: Hi Glindar. What can I do for you?
Glindar: Glindar!!
Agagamemnon: Shall we have a look into the most obscure matters? Please tell me what is your opinion about the concept of conciousness?
Glindar: *slams his knife into the table blade first* GLINDAR!!!
Agagamemnon: Sharing knowledge about the table blade first is a true sign of conciousness.
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Agagamemnon: Do you know that some philosophers say that there is no way to give a formal definition of being?
Glindar: *shrug* Who need way. *drives his knife into the cupboard*
Agagamemnon: Hi Glindar. What can I do for you?
Glindar: Glindar!!
Agagamemnon: Shall we have a look into the most obscure matters? Please tell me what is your opinion about the concept of conciousness?
Glindar: *slams his knife into the table blade first* GLINDAR!!!
Agagamemnon: Sharing knowledge about the table blade first is a true sign of conciousness.
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Agagamemnon: Do you know that some philosophers say that there is no way to give a formal definition of being?
Glindar: *shrug* Who need way. *drives his knife into the cupboard*
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