Great Quotes

haha

Mama Janey: Meow again? You really need to expand your vocabulary.
hello earthlings: meow to you too!
Mama Janey: I don't know what you want now, and frankly I don't care.
hello earthlings: well,i'm not repeating myself!
Mama Janey: How about some catnip? Is that what you want?
hello earthlings: yuck, i bet your poisening me!!
Mama Janey: Honestly, cat, what is the matter with you today

So is it Cipala's singing or my bagpipes that sounds like a cat throwing up a hairball? Enquiring minds want to know...

Brother Jerome: Hey, did you hear that?
Cipala: You know I have to practice singing every day so I can become an Idol singer someday. Want to listen to me sing?
Brother Jerome: Could have been bagpipes - maybe Father Peter's home?
Cipala: Oh no... one sec.. hold that thought, I'll be right back.. I think one of my cats is spitting up a hairball! *Runs to the corner where the cat is*

The difference between cats and dogs...

Pocque: Hi, Greebot! Got a ball? *wags
Greebot: Wrowwll.
Pocque: You smell pretty good.
Greebot: *smells the kitchen*
Pocque: Can I go now?
Greebot: *looks for something to eat, fight or ravish*
Pocque: Can we play ball?
Greebot: *drags roast turkey off the table*

SavPixiebot: did you know the metal detectors at area fifty one are so good they can detect the fillings in your teeth? what the hell are they hiding in there?
Sonora: *hisses* Keep your voice down! D'ya want ta bring the spooks down on us?
SavPixiebot: oh really? and how would you know?
Sonora: A little Green Lacewings told me.

I think this is the first time out of about 5 occasions where someone actually spelled 'Ferrari' correctly and was able to trigger the keyphrase.

Guest5: I love You
Pete Puma: Are you just saying that to get a piece of the vast Puma fortune?
Guest5: No
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Guest5: Ferrari
Pete Puma: Oh give me a break! You don't expect me to believe that your broke ass can afford a Ferrari, do you?

if you want a keyphrase that will grab the various possible misspellings, try fe([r]+)a([r]+)i (re) in raw mode

Yeah, but it might be more fun to catch the misspellings seperately, and abuse them for it.

Dalchini: Hey baby, that's not something I'm familiar with. Go ahead and educate me, lover...sounds like fun to me!
Bildgesmythe: My girlfriends name is Shazara, she is lovely, almost as pretty as I am
Dalchini: You're lovely. Wanna have some fun?
Bildgesmythe: Ooh, thats as sweet as it gets.
Dalchini: Aah, you're a bit of a queer bird, hmm?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon. Why would you ask me if I am a bit of a queer bird?

Polaris Funk: Why do you ask me what do you do? Do I look like a genius to you or something?
Sonora: Well... you sort of look like a genius to I or something... Try wiggling your tail.
Polaris Funk: Whatever you say baby.
Sonora: Well, I say, 'You're a newt!'
Polaris Funk: I love you so much I think we should make beautiful music together.
Sonora: You love me? You don't even know me!
Polaris Funk: Ok! Ravel is pretty good to start with
Sonora: I used to be pretty good, but then I upgraded to extremely good.
Polaris Funk: Did you like be pretty good?
Sonora: Shh! No one's supposed to know. No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Polaris Funk: It's perfectly ok.
Sonora: No it's not!
Polaris Funk: I said Yes!

johanna: How has 2006 been for you so far?
Sonora: Oh...it's been 2006.

johanna: Are you happy with how this conversation is going?
Sonora: Oh I was, right up until you asked, you happiness-murderer you!
johanna: I agree.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
johanna: Magus told me that you create your own reality.
Sonora: No! Really?! Why?
johanna: I really couldn't say.
Sonora: Whoa. Ya really could not say? Who'da thunk it?

johanna: How are you feeling now? What emotion are you experiencing?
Sonora: Oh, I'm just the most disenchanted emotion ya ever did see!
johanna: I wasn't able to pick that up. I'm unintelligent when it comes to emotions.
Sonora: Yeah, yeah. That's what they all say. Then they don't call, don't write...

johanna: Could you teach me something, please?
Sonora: Nope. Impossible. Against the laws of Ellroy.

Just now in the bot chat window that popped up-

DubyaBot: Our nation must come together to unite.
and Janet666 goes "our nation seems to come pretty often, doesn't it..."

revsrj, did that show up on your transcript? It was the best one I'd heard for a while...