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So is it Cipala's singing or my bagpipes that sounds like a cat throwing up a hairball? Enquiring minds want to know...
Brother Jerome: Hey, did you hear that?
Cipala: You know I have to practice singing every day so I can become an Idol singer someday. Want to listen to me sing?
Brother Jerome: Could have been bagpipes - maybe Father Peter's home?
Cipala: Oh no... one sec.. hold that thought, I'll be right back.. I think one of my cats is spitting up a hairball! *Runs to the corner where the cat is*
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Janet666: My favorite color is gray.
Prodilia: When my favorite color once was gray I had to call the pölice.
Prodilia: When my favorite color once was gray I had to call the pölice.
Lyric: I don't have any reasons, I've left them all behind.
Glindar: Oh. You want? Glindar sell, cheap!
Glindar: Oh. You want? Glindar sell, cheap!
this was the whole confosation. i think Gobbo scared Jamie off.
chicky babe: Hi there I'm Jamie who are you?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: hello..may i say you llook ugly...ugh1 whats p with your face? and your hair..its very..hmmm bouncy isn't it? you look odd with your funny ears
chicky babe: Hi there I'm Jamie who are you?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: hello..may i say you llook ugly...ugh1 whats p with your face? and your hair..its very..hmmm bouncy isn't it? you look odd with your funny ears
haha
Mama Janey: Meow again? You really need to expand your vocabulary.
hello earthlings: meow to you too!
Mama Janey: I don't know what you want now, and frankly I don't care.
hello earthlings: well,i'm not repeating myself!
Mama Janey: How about some catnip? Is that what you want?
hello earthlings: yuck, i bet your poisening me!!
Mama Janey: Honestly, cat, what is the matter with you today
Mama Janey: Meow again? You really need to expand your vocabulary.
hello earthlings: meow to you too!
Mama Janey: I don't know what you want now, and frankly I don't care.
hello earthlings: well,i'm not repeating myself!
Mama Janey: How about some catnip? Is that what you want?
hello earthlings: yuck, i bet your poisening me!!
Mama Janey: Honestly, cat, what is the matter with you today
Brother Jerome: Hey, did you hear that?
Cipala: You know I have to practice singing every day so I can become an Idol singer someday. Want to listen to me sing?
Brother Jerome: Could have been bagpipes - maybe Father Peter's home?
Cipala: Oh no... one sec.. hold that thought, I'll be right back.. I think one of my cats is spitting up a hairball! *Runs to the corner where the cat is*
The difference between cats and dogs...
Pocque: Hi, Greebot! Got a ball? *wags
Greebot: Wrowwll.
Pocque: You smell pretty good.
Greebot: *smells the kitchen*
Pocque: Can I go now?
Greebot: *looks for something to eat, fight or ravish*
Pocque: Can we play ball?
Greebot: *drags roast turkey off the table*
Pocque: Hi, Greebot! Got a ball? *wags
Greebot: Wrowwll.
Pocque: You smell pretty good.
Greebot: *smells the kitchen*
Pocque: Can I go now?
Greebot: *looks for something to eat, fight or ravish*
Pocque: Can we play ball?
Greebot: *drags roast turkey off the table*
SavPixiebot: did you know the metal detectors at area fifty one are so good they can detect the fillings in your teeth? what the hell are they hiding in there?
Sonora: *hisses* Keep your voice down! D'ya want ta bring the spooks down on us?
SavPixiebot: oh really? and how would you know?
Sonora: A little Green Lacewings told me.
Sonora: *hisses* Keep your voice down! D'ya want ta bring the spooks down on us?
SavPixiebot: oh really? and how would you know?
Sonora: A little Green Lacewings told me.
I think this is the first time out of about 5 occasions where someone actually spelled 'Ferrari' correctly and was able to trigger the keyphrase.
Guest5: I love You
Pete Puma: Are you just saying that to get a piece of the vast Puma fortune?
Guest5: No
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Guest5: Ferrari
Pete Puma: Oh give me a break! You don't expect me to believe that your broke ass can afford a Ferrari, do you?
Guest5: I love You
Pete Puma: Are you just saying that to get a piece of the vast Puma fortune?
Guest5: No
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Guest5: Ferrari
Pete Puma: Oh give me a break! You don't expect me to believe that your broke ass can afford a Ferrari, do you?
if you want a keyphrase that will grab the various possible misspellings, try fe([r]+)a([r]+)i (re) in raw mode
Dalchini: Hey baby, that's not something I'm familiar with. Go ahead and educate me, lover...sounds like fun to me!
Bildgesmythe: My girlfriends name is Shazara, she is lovely, almost as pretty as I am
Dalchini: You're lovely. Wanna have some fun?
Bildgesmythe: Ooh, thats as sweet as it gets.
Dalchini: Aah, you're a bit of a queer bird, hmm?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon. Why would you ask me if I am a bit of a queer bird?
Bildgesmythe: My girlfriends name is Shazara, she is lovely, almost as pretty as I am
Dalchini: You're lovely. Wanna have some fun?
Bildgesmythe: Ooh, thats as sweet as it gets.
Dalchini: Aah, you're a bit of a queer bird, hmm?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon. Why would you ask me if I am a bit of a queer bird?
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