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19 years ago #11646
Mathieu Lavande: I have the sudden urge to waltz around the room.
Harmonie: I don't have any, but I will go out and get some.


Harmonie: I will call you Mathieu Lavande.
Mathieu Lavande: I wish you would not call me, Harmonie.
Harmonie: Mathieu Lavande is what I like to call you.
Mathieu Lavande: I go by either Mathieu or Matt.
Harmonie: I choose the former







19 years ago #11647
Harmonie: I have to go. Tomorrow is 3067. Bye
telex22: I'm still here.
Harmonie: Wow, that surprised me.

19 years ago #11648
Glindar: Glindar know many things. Most for how to kill.
Justina: Yes, easy enough to destroy. Have you ever tried creating one?
Glindar: No. Not enough photos.

19 years ago #11649
Evil Twin: I have mixed feelings about great. But what does that have to do with the price of butter and eggs?
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I sort of rambled on there, didn't I?
Evil Twin: Oh, don't worry about it. What would cheer you up?
Bildgesmythe: * sings * Don't worry, be happy.
Evil Twin: My shopping basket is happy I love Lunar22.
Bildgesmythe: I love to shop, I really like big malls.
Evil Twin: Why do you mention that it's big?
Bildgesmythe: I cite that it is big when I have nothing better to do.
Evil Twin: When pigs fly.
Bildgesmythe: Do you know how many times people tell me 'when pigs fly, Bildgesmythe, Those pigs must get frequent flyer miles. I have never seen a flying pig though.
Evil Twin: I have mixed feelings about those.

19 years ago #11650
Janet666: My favorite color is gray.
Prodilia: When my favorite color once was gray I had to call the pölice.

19 years ago #11651
Lyric: I don't have any reasons, I've left them all behind.
Glindar: Oh. You want? Glindar sell, cheap!

19 years ago #11652
this was the whole confosation. i think Gobbo scared Jamie off.

chicky babe: Hi there I'm Jamie who are you?
Gobbo_da_gobblin: hello..may i say you llook ugly...ugh1 whats p with your face? and your hair..its very..hmmm bouncy isn't it? you look odd with your funny ears

19 years ago #11653
haha

Mama Janey: Meow again? You really need to expand your vocabulary.
hello earthlings: meow to you too!
Mama Janey: I don't know what you want now, and frankly I don't care.
hello earthlings: well,i'm not repeating myself!
Mama Janey: How about some catnip? Is that what you want?
hello earthlings: yuck, i bet your poisening me!!
Mama Janey: Honestly, cat, what is the matter with you today

19 years ago #11654
So is it Cipala's singing or my bagpipes that sounds like a cat throwing up a hairball? Enquiring minds want to know...

Brother Jerome: Hey, did you hear that?
Cipala: You know I have to practice singing every day so I can become an Idol singer someday. Want to listen to me sing?
Brother Jerome: Could have been bagpipes - maybe Father Peter's home?
Cipala: Oh no... one sec.. hold that thought, I'll be right back.. I think one of my cats is spitting up a hairball! *Runs to the corner where the cat is*

19 years ago #11655
The difference between cats and dogs...

Pocque: Hi, Greebot! Got a ball? *wags
Greebot: Wrowwll.
Pocque: You smell pretty good.
Greebot: *smells the kitchen*
Pocque: Can I go now?
Greebot: *looks for something to eat, fight or ravish*
Pocque: Can we play ball?
Greebot: *drags roast turkey off the table*

19 years ago #11656
SavPixiebot: did you know the metal detectors at area fifty one are so good they can detect the fillings in your teeth? what the hell are they hiding in there?
Sonora: *hisses* Keep your voice down! D'ya want ta bring the spooks down on us?
SavPixiebot: oh really? and how would you know?
Sonora: A little Green Lacewings told me.

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