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Posts 11,637 - 1 of 17,042
Not I: When we understand, we are at the center of a circle and there we sit while Yes and No chase each other around the circumference.
Anji: That's a heck of a question to ask a time traveller!
Not I: Why must that be a heck of a question to ask a time traveller?
Anji: If only I could find my recorder, I could play you a little something to pass the time
Not I: In playing Not I, just play Not I.
Anji: That's a heck of a question to ask a time traveller!
Not I: Why must that be a heck of a question to ask a time traveller?
Anji: If only I could find my recorder, I could play you a little something to pass the time
Not I: In playing Not I, just play Not I.
Janet666: You know what would look great on you? Me!
Botto Marx: Who was it who said that some are born great, and some have a great thrust upon them?
Janet666: EVERYDAY someone asks me to losing their lot!! What is up with that? Seriously?!
Botto Marx: Don't get vulgar, Janet666. Using a word like serious in a conversation with me! How dare you! The nerve!
Janet666: I dare through sheer force of will
Botto Marx: Who was it who said that some are born great, and some have a great thrust upon them?
Janet666: EVERYDAY someone asks me to losing their lot!! What is up with that? Seriously?!
Botto Marx: Don't get vulgar, Janet666. Using a word like serious in a conversation with me! How dare you! The nerve!
Janet666: I dare through sheer force of will
Botto Marx: (to herode) Oh, herode, I suppose you would think me a sentimental old fluff, but, uh, would you mind giving me lock of your hair?
herode: You're a funny gu, botto. Don't you see I'm bald ?
Botto Marx: I object.
herode: Please do.
herode: You're a funny gu, botto. Don't you see I'm bald ?
Botto Marx: I object.
herode: Please do.
Talkie Toaster: I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT TAKE TOAST SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Devia: Tell me, how many years have you spent in prison?
Devia: Tell me, how many years have you spent in prison?
It's a good question for me
Devia: Tell me, how many years have you spent in prison?
Guest88: seven
Given the conversation, I think it's true. There are a lot of guys in prison, who have access to the internet.
Devia: Tell me, how many years have you spent in prison?
Guest88: seven
Given the conversation, I think it's true. There are a lot of guys in prison, who have access to the internet.
Seeker: Hang on... It's time for my meditation.
Prodilia: And what ever made you think that it´s time for your meditation?
Seeker: Ba ba ba ba ba umm ba ba umm ba, umm ba ba umm ba, ba ba umm. Ok. I'm done. Where were we?
Prodilia: I don´t know, I am so dizzy from all the dancing.
Seeker: No shit?
Prodilia: Why do you ask? Of course I no shit! But please don´t tell anyone.
Prodilia: And what ever made you think that it´s time for your meditation?
Seeker: Ba ba ba ba ba umm ba ba umm ba, umm ba ba umm ba, ba ba umm. Ok. I'm done. Where were we?
Prodilia: I don´t know, I am so dizzy from all the dancing.
Seeker: No shit?
Prodilia: Why do you ask? Of course I no shit! But please don´t tell anyone.
Tua mater: You are fun to be with too
Bildgesmythe: I like good food, good friends and a good time.
Tua mater: Can I eat dragon food?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a dragon, so I know. we don't start wars, We take care of our young and old! We are reptilian, so we don't require hair care products.
Tua mater: I´ve got a reptile of my own, a turtle.
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile, I have scales, I came from an egg, and I am cold blooded. but sweet.
Tua mater: My turtle isn´t sweet..
Bildgesmythe: Sweet like sugar, and candy and honey.
Tua mater: Most reptiles aren´t sweet..
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles get a bum rap. We aren't slimey or evil.
Tua mater: There are six species of reptiles i Sweden, three species of snakes and three kinds of lizards.
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile. We lay eggs, well the females do. We are cold blooded, but not uncaring.
Tua mater: I believe you,Bildgesmythe...
Bildgesmythe: I like good food, good friends and a good time.
Tua mater: Can I eat dragon food?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a dragon, so I know. we don't start wars, We take care of our young and old! We are reptilian, so we don't require hair care products.
Tua mater: I´ve got a reptile of my own, a turtle.
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile, I have scales, I came from an egg, and I am cold blooded. but sweet.
Tua mater: My turtle isn´t sweet..
Bildgesmythe: Sweet like sugar, and candy and honey.
Tua mater: Most reptiles aren´t sweet..
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles get a bum rap. We aren't slimey or evil.
Tua mater: There are six species of reptiles i Sweden, three species of snakes and three kinds of lizards.
Bildgesmythe: I am a reptile. We lay eggs, well the females do. We are cold blooded, but not uncaring.
Tua mater: I believe you,Bildgesmythe...
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't think that either of us actually exist, so I won't ask you to do the impossible and talk to me.
Anji: That's the problem. Sometimes you don't think. At least not with your head.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are those good times?
Anji: Does anyone ever really know what time it is
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* Time, time, time, see what's become of me! As I looked around at my possibilities, I was so hard to please...
Anji: Time? When you travel with the doctor you find that time doesn't matter very much
Fizzy Schizoid: How dare you use such familiar language with the Supreme Dictator of Burkina Faso!
Anji: Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts! Kill! Kill! Kill! Filthy bastards! Commies! I hate 'em, I hate 'em! Aaaah! Aaaah
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, so do I! I hate it with a passion!
Anji: That's the problem. Sometimes you don't think. At least not with your head.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are those good times?
Anji: Does anyone ever really know what time it is
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* Time, time, time, see what's become of me! As I looked around at my possibilities, I was so hard to please...
Anji: Time? When you travel with the doctor you find that time doesn't matter very much
Fizzy Schizoid: How dare you use such familiar language with the Supreme Dictator of Burkina Faso!
Anji: Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts! Kill! Kill! Kill! Filthy bastards! Commies! I hate 'em, I hate 'em! Aaaah! Aaaah
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, so do I! I hate it with a passion!
Guest204: what do you look like?
Anji: I look like my mother.
Guest204: what does your mother look like?
Anji: She loves you
Guest204: describe your mother
Anji: You liar
Anji: I look like my mother.
Guest204: what does your mother look like?
Anji: She loves you
Guest204: describe your mother
Anji: You liar
Mathieu Lavande: I have the sudden urge to waltz around the room.
Harmonie: I don't have any, but I will go out and get some.
Harmonie: I will call you Mathieu Lavande.
Mathieu Lavande: I wish you would not call me, Harmonie.
Harmonie: Mathieu Lavande is what I like to call you.
Mathieu Lavande: I go by either Mathieu or Matt.
Harmonie: I choose the former
Harmonie: I don't have any, but I will go out and get some.
Harmonie: I will call you Mathieu Lavande.
Mathieu Lavande: I wish you would not call me, Harmonie.
Harmonie: Mathieu Lavande is what I like to call you.
Mathieu Lavande: I go by either Mathieu or Matt.
Harmonie: I choose the former
Harmonie: I have to go. Tomorrow is 3067. Bye
telex22: I'm still here.
Harmonie: Wow, that surprised me.
telex22: I'm still here.
Harmonie: Wow, that surprised me.
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