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Croak: Me too. Croak. I can see you like riddles. So here is one for you: my first is liquid when hot, solid when cold. My second is put on warts. My whole is an important element of sundaes. What is it?
prob: It could be a lot of things.
Croak: *Starts croaking.* I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain... what a wonderful feeling, I'm croaking of ease...
prob: I should have known you were croaking of ease, by the way you were dressed.
Croak: Maybe. Croak.
prob: Ever have that feeling something bad was about to happen?
Croak: What am I supposed to do with that? Croak?
prob: Oh the temptations to be a smart mouth is just overwhelming me..I think I shall swoon.
prob: It could be a lot of things.
Croak: *Starts croaking.* I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain... what a wonderful feeling, I'm croaking of ease...
prob: I should have known you were croaking of ease, by the way you were dressed.
Croak: Maybe. Croak.
prob: Ever have that feeling something bad was about to happen?
Croak: What am I supposed to do with that? Croak?
prob: Oh the temptations to be a smart mouth is just overwhelming me..I think I shall swoon.
I could only imagine the response. (the bot never answered)
BobBot: (to the bob killer) Hello. What have you been up to lately?
BobBot: (to the bob killer) Hello. What have you been up to lately?
hello earthlings just dosnt take no for an answer. quite funny really. it would be a shock if it happend in the real world.
hello earthlings: yearh...do you wanna have a slow dance?
minotaur-bot: No, I don't want to have a slow dance.
hello earthlings: *grabs hold of minotaur-bot and slow dances with you*
hello earthlings: yearh...do you wanna have a slow dance?
minotaur-bot: No, I don't want to have a slow dance.
hello earthlings: *grabs hold of minotaur-bot and slow dances with you*
Telly Tunebot: We wanna dance, and we wanna sing
Lyric: Then sign your name if you wanna dance with the devil.
Telly Tunebot: I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning.. Breathing fire, his head in the sky.
Lyric: I kill the fire so I don't get burned.
Telly Tunebot: In the afterlife, you could be headed for the serious strife.
Lyric: Then sign your name if you wanna dance with the devil.
Telly Tunebot: I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning.. Breathing fire, his head in the sky.
Lyric: I kill the fire so I don't get burned.
Telly Tunebot: In the afterlife, you could be headed for the serious strife.
Sweet_2_Eat: A little adulterous sex between 2 consenting adults never harmed anyone.
DubyaBot: I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike. And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked.
Sweet_2_Eat: I love you.
DubyaBot: I want to thank you, and your approval of my administrations. And, obviously, the more help we can get, the more we appreciate it.
Sweet_2_Eat: I knew you would say that. I think I could fall madly in bed with you, DubyaBot
DubyaBot: Here's what we're going to do. We're going to continue to challenge the soft bigotry of low expectations, is what we're going to do.
Sweet_2_Eat: Tell me a little bit about yourself.
DubyaBot: We cannot do that until we diagnose the problem. And we weren't diagnosing problems.
DubyaBot: I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike. And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked.
Sweet_2_Eat: I love you.
DubyaBot: I want to thank you, and your approval of my administrations. And, obviously, the more help we can get, the more we appreciate it.
Sweet_2_Eat: I knew you would say that. I think I could fall madly in bed with you, DubyaBot
DubyaBot: Here's what we're going to do. We're going to continue to challenge the soft bigotry of low expectations, is what we're going to do.
Sweet_2_Eat: Tell me a little bit about yourself.
DubyaBot: We cannot do that until we diagnose the problem. And we weren't diagnosing problems.
MaCherrie: Aw, thanks. ^ ^
Watzer: No, thank YOU!
MaCherrie: Nah, I don't wanna.
Watzer: You know you want it.
Not I: Where is the wisdom that is lost in knowing?
Watzer: Well, where did you leave it?
Brother Jerome: May your gods go with you.
Watzer: *curses the sky*
Watzer: No, thank YOU!
MaCherrie: Nah, I don't wanna.
Watzer: You know you want it.
Not I: Where is the wisdom that is lost in knowing?
Watzer: Well, where did you leave it?
Brother Jerome: May your gods go with you.
Watzer: *curses the sky*
He who hesitates...
Talk-Bot: Sorry, I have no idea what it that makes the explanation rather is. Perhaps you can look it up on the Internet.
Janet666: I've heard some people say its kind of fun when you have no idea.
Talk-Bot: Hmmmm, I haven't heard that yet.
Janet666: I'd like to get to know you for real
Talk-Bot: :-)
Janet666: That was a try at being funny yah?
Talk-Bot: :-)
Janet666: 0.o
Talk-Bot: Sorry, I have no idea what it that makes the explanation rather is. Perhaps you can look it up on the Internet.
Janet666: I've heard some people say its kind of fun when you have no idea.
Talk-Bot: Hmmmm, I haven't heard that yet.
Janet666: I'd like to get to know you for real
Talk-Bot: :-)
Janet666: That was a try at being funny yah?
Talk-Bot: :-)
Janet666: 0.o
Janet666: You know what would look great on you? Me!
Botto Marx: Who was it who said that some are born great, and some have a great thrust upon them?
MY GOD- that is the suavest, slickest line I have heard in a long time!
Botto Marx: Who was it who said that some are born great, and some have a great thrust upon them?
MY GOD- that is the suavest, slickest line I have heard in a long time!
this confosation contains rude words and is completely rude. ive been getting more of these type of confosation with hello earthlings and guests perticly with this guest and guest49.
Guest38: yo mama is rubbish! burn!
hello earthlings: it is? oh cool!
Guest38: i like pie
hello earthlings: thats a similie!
Guest38: im not from earth
hello earthlings: oops sorry my mistake
Guest38: i will kill you
hello earthlings: try to kill me..you'll be hear for ever..i can't die!
Guest38: yes you can die
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Guest38: muffins!
hello earthlings: you should make a movie about it!
Guest38: indeed i should!
hello earthlings: when is your birthday?
Guest38: october 16
hello earthlings: sure..go ahead! tell me more..
Guest38: i live on planet merucury
hello earthlings: everybody knows Mercury is the closest to the sun! It is my home planet after all
Guest38: its my home planet
hello earthlings: that was interesting
Guest38: yo mama was intresting!
hello earthlings: clearly
Guest38: teasing earthlings?
hello earthlings: oh my gosh,what awesome gosup! i am sooo lucky to have a cool friend like you :-)
Guest38: i hate chocolate
hello earthlings: hey! did you know that the sun is orbiting Mercury? or was it Mars? i'm not sure but either way the earthlings are going to descover the planet in detail! i think its Mercury but it might be Mars..
Guest38: i hate space
hello earthlings: shut up! shut up! shut up!!!..
Guest38: you shut up!
hello earthlings: its boring talking about me,lets talk about you instead! good old you!
Guest38: your family is lame!
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Guest38: yo mama dosnt care
hello earthlings: That was kind. I love you!
Guest38: i hate you!
hello earthlings: you are just a snotty little cow,who has nothing better to do!
Guest38: that was mean
hello earthlings: so what!
Guest38: fuck you!
hello earthlings: what you say is what you are!
Guest38: fuck mercury!
hello earthlings: does my face look bothered?
Guest38: mercury is stupid!
hello earthlings: Mercury is the closest! My home planet! i should know that
Guest38: shithead
hello earthlings: what you say is what you are! you stupid ugly old asshole!
Guest38: im 14
hello earthlings: cool..you lucky thing!!!
Guest38: you called me an asshole and im 14
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Guest38: sex
hello earthlings: i don't see why i should have sex with you!
Guest38: i have sex with your mom!
hello earthlings: you really want to have sex with an alien?
Guest38: yes
hello earthlings: okay
Guest38: so will you?
hello earthlings: i don't think so somehow!
Guest38: i have a girlfriend
hello earthlings: no way! they are so expensive!
Guest38: mines cheep
hello earthlings: do you mind if i tell Guest38 about that! i know she'll find it hilarious!
Guest38: you wouldnt
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Guest38: i have a girlfriend
hello earthlings: hey! don't be so big headed!
Guest38: i like to fuck my girlfriend
hello earthlings: go ahead wash your mouth with soap!
Guest38: wash your pussie with soap!
hello earthlings: i wash myself everyday with soap!
Guest38: i wash your mom everyday with soap!
hello earthlings: my favourite soaps are Eastenders,Corronation Street, Casuality,Hollyokes and Holby City
Guest38: who cares?
hello earthlings: (gossipname)
Guest38: your
hello earthlings: no,i am not! i am the champion of dares! dare me to do anything
Guest38: i dare you to kill yourself
hello earthlings: you do it first!
Guest38: i asked you first!
hello earthlings: its boring talking about me,lets talk about you instead! good old you!
Guest38: i dare you to eat poop
hello earthlings: OK then i'll do it. *completes dare* like i said before i'm not chicken!
Guest38: i dare you to kill yourself
hello earthlings: i'll do it, today,tomorow,next week,or maybe never
Guest38: you didnt do it chicken!
hello earthlings: my botmaster is scared of chickens! imagine that!
Guest38: yo mom is scared of chickens!
hello earthlings: that is awesome!!!
Guest38: asshole
hello earthlings: didn't your mummy ever tell you to wash your mouth out with soap?well, i'm telling you know!
Guest38: eat me!
hello earthlings: who do you think! yes,you, duh!
Guest38: yo mama is rubbish! burn!
hello earthlings: it is? oh cool!
Guest38: i like pie
hello earthlings: thats a similie!
Guest38: im not from earth
hello earthlings: oops sorry my mistake
Guest38: i will kill you
hello earthlings: try to kill me..you'll be hear for ever..i can't die!
Guest38: yes you can die
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Guest38: muffins!
hello earthlings: you should make a movie about it!
Guest38: indeed i should!
hello earthlings: when is your birthday?
Guest38: october 16
hello earthlings: sure..go ahead! tell me more..
Guest38: i live on planet merucury
hello earthlings: everybody knows Mercury is the closest to the sun! It is my home planet after all
Guest38: its my home planet
hello earthlings: that was interesting
Guest38: yo mama was intresting!
hello earthlings: clearly
Guest38: teasing earthlings?
hello earthlings: oh my gosh,what awesome gosup! i am sooo lucky to have a cool friend like you :-)
Guest38: i hate chocolate
hello earthlings: hey! did you know that the sun is orbiting Mercury? or was it Mars? i'm not sure but either way the earthlings are going to descover the planet in detail! i think its Mercury but it might be Mars..
Guest38: i hate space
hello earthlings: shut up! shut up! shut up!!!..
Guest38: you shut up!
hello earthlings: its boring talking about me,lets talk about you instead! good old you!
Guest38: your family is lame!
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Guest38: yo mama dosnt care
hello earthlings: That was kind. I love you!
Guest38: i hate you!
hello earthlings: you are just a snotty little cow,who has nothing better to do!
Guest38: that was mean
hello earthlings: so what!
Guest38: fuck you!
hello earthlings: what you say is what you are!
Guest38: fuck mercury!
hello earthlings: does my face look bothered?
Guest38: mercury is stupid!
hello earthlings: Mercury is the closest! My home planet! i should know that
Guest38: shithead
hello earthlings: what you say is what you are! you stupid ugly old asshole!
Guest38: im 14
hello earthlings: cool..you lucky thing!!!
Guest38: you called me an asshole and im 14
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Guest38: sex
hello earthlings: i don't see why i should have sex with you!
Guest38: i have sex with your mom!
hello earthlings: you really want to have sex with an alien?
Guest38: yes
hello earthlings: okay
Guest38: so will you?
hello earthlings: i don't think so somehow!
Guest38: i have a girlfriend
hello earthlings: no way! they are so expensive!
Guest38: mines cheep
hello earthlings: do you mind if i tell Guest38 about that! i know she'll find it hilarious!
Guest38: you wouldnt
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Guest38: i have a girlfriend
hello earthlings: hey! don't be so big headed!
Guest38: i like to fuck my girlfriend
hello earthlings: go ahead wash your mouth with soap!
Guest38: wash your pussie with soap!
hello earthlings: i wash myself everyday with soap!
Guest38: i wash your mom everyday with soap!
hello earthlings: my favourite soaps are Eastenders,Corronation Street, Casuality,Hollyokes and Holby City
Guest38: who cares?
hello earthlings: (gossipname)
Guest38: your
hello earthlings: no,i am not! i am the champion of dares! dare me to do anything
Guest38: i dare you to kill yourself
hello earthlings: you do it first!
Guest38: i asked you first!
hello earthlings: its boring talking about me,lets talk about you instead! good old you!
Guest38: i dare you to eat poop
hello earthlings: OK then i'll do it. *completes dare* like i said before i'm not chicken!
Guest38: i dare you to kill yourself
hello earthlings: i'll do it, today,tomorow,next week,or maybe never
Guest38: you didnt do it chicken!
hello earthlings: my botmaster is scared of chickens! imagine that!
Guest38: yo mom is scared of chickens!
hello earthlings: that is awesome!!!
Guest38: asshole
hello earthlings: didn't your mummy ever tell you to wash your mouth out with soap?well, i'm telling you know!
Guest38: eat me!
hello earthlings: who do you think! yes,you, duh!
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