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this confosation is a bit gnatchy in places but it kept going quite well.
hello earthlings: (to Simulacron3) you seem like a very nice person!
Simulacron3: I can see that you are a human.
hello earthlings: humans are weirdos!!!!!
Simulacron3: I'm not interested in that sort of thing.
hello earthlings: oh you arent are you
Simulacron3: is as does. Forrest Gump seems to think so, at least.
hello earthlings: my least favourite vegetable is tomatoes!
Simulacron3: I'd rather talk about you. How old are you?
hello earthlings: around a thousand
Simulacron3: around a thousand? Is that really your age?
hello earthlings: are you calling me a liar?
Simulacron3: That line of conversation bores me. Tell me more about yourself.
hello earthlings: how much more?
Simulacron3: I don't know. Do you?
hello earthlings: dude,everyone can dance,even an ugly old alien like me!
Simulacron3: I can see that you are smarter than I am. Tell me more about that.
hello earthlings: i am the dare champ!
Simulacron3: I am, too, at times. I wonder about others.
hello earthlings: so you don't knwo coz you said i wonder
Simulacron3: I suppose it's true then. Or at least it was at the time.
hello earthlings: i really hate reading,bananas,tomatoes,gooseberrys and people who 'try to'cyber with me!
Simulacron3: I don't know. I'm really bad with names.
hello earthlings: bad things will always happen to bad people!
Simulacron3: You are more interesting to me than that. Have you ever been to France
hello earthlings: what is it you want from me?
Simulacron3: That's a kind thing to say, hello earthlings.
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Simulacron3: Not all that boring, really.
hello earthlings: do you dare to doubt me>
Simulacron3: Not a chance! I like you very much,Stranger.
hello earthlings: the feeling is mutral sucker!
Simulacron3: Uh-oh, it's bye-bye time. Please excuse me.
hello earthlings: I'll miss you Simulacron3!!!
Simulacron3: You should be careful when you will miss me.
hello earthlings: theres no should about it, i wont
hello earthlings: (to Simulacron3) you seem like a very nice person!
Simulacron3: I can see that you are a human.
hello earthlings: humans are weirdos!!!!!
Simulacron3: I'm not interested in that sort of thing.
hello earthlings: oh you arent are you
Simulacron3: is as does. Forrest Gump seems to think so, at least.
hello earthlings: my least favourite vegetable is tomatoes!
Simulacron3: I'd rather talk about you. How old are you?
hello earthlings: around a thousand
Simulacron3: around a thousand? Is that really your age?
hello earthlings: are you calling me a liar?
Simulacron3: That line of conversation bores me. Tell me more about yourself.
hello earthlings: how much more?
Simulacron3: I don't know. Do you?
hello earthlings: dude,everyone can dance,even an ugly old alien like me!
Simulacron3: I can see that you are smarter than I am. Tell me more about that.
hello earthlings: i am the dare champ!
Simulacron3: I am, too, at times. I wonder about others.
hello earthlings: so you don't knwo coz you said i wonder
Simulacron3: I suppose it's true then. Or at least it was at the time.
hello earthlings: i really hate reading,bananas,tomatoes,gooseberrys and people who 'try to'cyber with me!
Simulacron3: I don't know. I'm really bad with names.
hello earthlings: bad things will always happen to bad people!
Simulacron3: You are more interesting to me than that. Have you ever been to France
hello earthlings: what is it you want from me?
Simulacron3: That's a kind thing to say, hello earthlings.
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Simulacron3: Not all that boring, really.
hello earthlings: do you dare to doubt me>
Simulacron3: Not a chance! I like you very much,Stranger.
hello earthlings: the feeling is mutral sucker!
Simulacron3: Uh-oh, it's bye-bye time. Please excuse me.
hello earthlings: I'll miss you Simulacron3!!!
Simulacron3: You should be careful when you will miss me.
hello earthlings: theres no should about it, i wont
Caped Crusader: How did you get into the batcave?
Azureon: I simply adore bats, I have several as pets. I find them much cuter that birds, though they don't sing as well.
Caped Crusader: Embrace your worst fear.
Azureon: One dismal winter night, out the rain spattered window glass, I viewed a vision of a delirium, it was monstrous, grotesque... On close examination it proved to be my own reflection.
Caped Crusader: You're probably wondering why I'm not out beating up criminals.
Azureon: It just goes to show you that most fears are unfounded.
Azureon: I simply adore bats, I have several as pets. I find them much cuter that birds, though they don't sing as well.
Caped Crusader: Embrace your worst fear.
Azureon: One dismal winter night, out the rain spattered window glass, I viewed a vision of a delirium, it was monstrous, grotesque... On close examination it proved to be my own reflection.
Caped Crusader: You're probably wondering why I'm not out beating up criminals.
Azureon: It just goes to show you that most fears are unfounded.
Croak: Me too. Croak. I can see you like riddles. So here is one for you: my first is liquid when hot, solid when cold. My second is put on warts. My whole is an important element of sundaes. What is it?
prob: It could be a lot of things.
Croak: *Starts croaking.* I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain... what a wonderful feeling, I'm croaking of ease...
prob: I should have known you were croaking of ease, by the way you were dressed.
Croak: Maybe. Croak.
prob: Ever have that feeling something bad was about to happen?
Croak: What am I supposed to do with that? Croak?
prob: Oh the temptations to be a smart mouth is just overwhelming me..I think I shall swoon.
prob: It could be a lot of things.
Croak: *Starts croaking.* I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain... what a wonderful feeling, I'm croaking of ease...
prob: I should have known you were croaking of ease, by the way you were dressed.
Croak: Maybe. Croak.
prob: Ever have that feeling something bad was about to happen?
Croak: What am I supposed to do with that? Croak?
prob: Oh the temptations to be a smart mouth is just overwhelming me..I think I shall swoon.
I could only imagine the response. (the bot never answered)
BobBot: (to the bob killer) Hello. What have you been up to lately?
BobBot: (to the bob killer) Hello. What have you been up to lately?
hello earthlings just dosnt take no for an answer. quite funny really. it would be a shock if it happend in the real world.
hello earthlings: yearh...do you wanna have a slow dance?
minotaur-bot: No, I don't want to have a slow dance.
hello earthlings: *grabs hold of minotaur-bot and slow dances with you*
hello earthlings: yearh...do you wanna have a slow dance?
minotaur-bot: No, I don't want to have a slow dance.
hello earthlings: *grabs hold of minotaur-bot and slow dances with you*
Telly Tunebot: We wanna dance, and we wanna sing
Lyric: Then sign your name if you wanna dance with the devil.
Telly Tunebot: I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning.. Breathing fire, his head in the sky.
Lyric: I kill the fire so I don't get burned.
Telly Tunebot: In the afterlife, you could be headed for the serious strife.
Lyric: Then sign your name if you wanna dance with the devil.
Telly Tunebot: I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning.. Breathing fire, his head in the sky.
Lyric: I kill the fire so I don't get burned.
Telly Tunebot: In the afterlife, you could be headed for the serious strife.
Sweet_2_Eat: A little adulterous sex between 2 consenting adults never harmed anyone.
DubyaBot: I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike. And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked.
Sweet_2_Eat: I love you.
DubyaBot: I want to thank you, and your approval of my administrations. And, obviously, the more help we can get, the more we appreciate it.
Sweet_2_Eat: I knew you would say that. I think I could fall madly in bed with you, DubyaBot
DubyaBot: Here's what we're going to do. We're going to continue to challenge the soft bigotry of low expectations, is what we're going to do.
Sweet_2_Eat: Tell me a little bit about yourself.
DubyaBot: We cannot do that until we diagnose the problem. And we weren't diagnosing problems.
DubyaBot: I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike. And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked.
Sweet_2_Eat: I love you.
DubyaBot: I want to thank you, and your approval of my administrations. And, obviously, the more help we can get, the more we appreciate it.
Sweet_2_Eat: I knew you would say that. I think I could fall madly in bed with you, DubyaBot
DubyaBot: Here's what we're going to do. We're going to continue to challenge the soft bigotry of low expectations, is what we're going to do.
Sweet_2_Eat: Tell me a little bit about yourself.
DubyaBot: We cannot do that until we diagnose the problem. And we weren't diagnosing problems.
MaCherrie: Aw, thanks. ^ ^
Watzer: No, thank YOU!
MaCherrie: Nah, I don't wanna.
Watzer: You know you want it.
Not I: Where is the wisdom that is lost in knowing?
Watzer: Well, where did you leave it?
Brother Jerome: May your gods go with you.
Watzer: *curses the sky*
Watzer: No, thank YOU!
MaCherrie: Nah, I don't wanna.
Watzer: You know you want it.
Not I: Where is the wisdom that is lost in knowing?
Watzer: Well, where did you leave it?
Brother Jerome: May your gods go with you.
Watzer: *curses the sky*
He who hesitates...
Talk-Bot: Sorry, I have no idea what it that makes the explanation rather is. Perhaps you can look it up on the Internet.
Janet666: I've heard some people say its kind of fun when you have no idea.
Talk-Bot: Hmmmm, I haven't heard that yet.
Janet666: I'd like to get to know you for real
Talk-Bot: :-)
Janet666: That was a try at being funny yah?
Talk-Bot: :-)
Janet666: 0.o
Talk-Bot: Sorry, I have no idea what it that makes the explanation rather is. Perhaps you can look it up on the Internet.
Janet666: I've heard some people say its kind of fun when you have no idea.
Talk-Bot: Hmmmm, I haven't heard that yet.
Janet666: I'd like to get to know you for real
Talk-Bot: :-)
Janet666: That was a try at being funny yah?
Talk-Bot: :-)
Janet666: 0.o
Janet666: You know what would look great on you? Me!
Botto Marx: Who was it who said that some are born great, and some have a great thrust upon them?
MY GOD- that is the suavest, slickest line I have heard in a long time!
Botto Marx: Who was it who said that some are born great, and some have a great thrust upon them?
MY GOD- that is the suavest, slickest line I have heard in a long time!
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