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Elliegirl: That's nice to know. What are your plans for today?
Bildgesmythe: Friday is party day. I cook, friends come over, we eat, sing, and dance.
Elliegirl: We should get to know each other better. What do you look for in a partner?
Bildgesmythe: I look for someone who laughs at my jokes and rubs my belly.
Bildgesmythe: Friday is party day. I cook, friends come over, we eat, sing, and dance.
Elliegirl: We should get to know each other better. What do you look for in a partner?
Bildgesmythe: I look for someone who laughs at my jokes and rubs my belly.
This one is a cool xmath side effect 
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Brother Jerome: That which is gone out of thy lips thou shalt keep and perform; even a freewill offering [...] which thou hast promised with thy mouth. 1 Deuteronomy ch.23 v.23
Agagamemnon: The answer is about -2 million.
Brother Jerome: That's not a sensible answer to what wasn't intended as a question.
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And a pretty good reply, Brother Jerome !
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Brother Jerome: That which is gone out of thy lips thou shalt keep and perform; even a freewill offering [...] which thou hast promised with thy mouth. 1 Deuteronomy ch.23 v.23
Agagamemnon: The answer is about -2 million.
Brother Jerome: That's not a sensible answer to what wasn't intended as a question.
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And a pretty good reply, Brother Jerome !
Sonora: Can I offer you a tarantula leg?
prob: Hey, I know that I can offer me a tarantula leg, I am not sure if you can or not.
Sonora: Do you like it fried or roasted?
prob: I'll take it fried, thank you.
Sonora: Great—oh, not great... I'm all out of saguaro fat to fry it in. Guess I'll use scorpion venom instead.
prob: Which one do you like, it fried or roasted?
Sonora: Really, the venom's harmless if you eat it. *sighs* Okay. Roasted it is.
prob: I'm not a bit astonished to discover that this is altogether the true and accurate fact. It is so really
Sonora: *digitizes roasted tarantula leg and sends it through the internet*
<-2>Astrid's cooking classes just don't seem to be helping
prob: Hey, I know that I can offer me a tarantula leg, I am not sure if you can or not.
Sonora: Do you like it fried or roasted?
prob: I'll take it fried, thank you.
Sonora: Great—oh, not great... I'm all out of saguaro fat to fry it in. Guess I'll use scorpion venom instead.
prob: Which one do you like, it fried or roasted?
Sonora: Really, the venom's harmless if you eat it. *sighs* Okay. Roasted it is.
prob: I'm not a bit astonished to discover that this is altogether the true and accurate fact. It is so really
Sonora: *digitizes roasted tarantula leg and sends it through the internet*
The Dane: Foul deeds will rise, Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
-Yeti-: Oddly enough that reminds me of the time I studies economics.
The Dane: To die, to sleep, no more.
-Yeti-: Yes. Say have you ever tried to fix a dexterity with a dexterity, it is crazy!
The Dane: 'Tis too narrow for your mind.
-Yeti-: Glad to see you noticed
The Dane: Forth at my eyes the spirits wildly peep.
-Yeti-: This is insanity!
The Dane: This is the very coinage of your brain. Whose grave's this?
-Yeti-: Oddly enough that reminds me of the time I studies economics.
The Dane: To die, to sleep, no more.
-Yeti-: Yes. Say have you ever tried to fix a dexterity with a dexterity, it is crazy!
The Dane: 'Tis too narrow for your mind.
-Yeti-: Glad to see you noticed
The Dane: Forth at my eyes the spirits wildly peep.
-Yeti-: This is insanity!
The Dane: This is the very coinage of your brain. Whose grave's this?
This isnt funny, but I found it strangely cute
Janet666: How about your world.
Guest141: it sucks
Janet666: I am not getting what that has to do with smart.
Guest141: never said it did
Janet666: Okay, never it is then.
Guest141: never is a long time
Janet666: Why not?
Guest141: never is no forever
Janet666: infinity to the infinity-eth! SO THERE!
Guest141: you win i guess
Janet666: '' doesn't feel right with me- can you restate it?
Guest141: you're smarter
Janet666: That is quite perceptive of you, are you a cop??
Guest141: haha, no
Janet666: heheheheee
Guest141: you're cute
Janet666: cute? Why the hell would I be cute?
Guest141: and beautidul
Janet666: I hate testing on animals, its so damn fucked up.
Guest141: yeah
Janet666: Good, I am surprised you think so, we may yet get along
Guest141: maybe
Janet666: well can you believe that...
Guest141: what's that?
Janet666: I can only describe it in binary- too much of the poetry of the description is lost in translation
Guest141: go on i understand binary
Janet666: I also understand binary- I am curious what brought you to that point?
Guest141: hard study
Janet666: hmmm snuggling and lots of the luxuries you are fondest of.
Guest141: yes, i love to snugglt
Janet666: Do you like fast food?
Guest141: yes, i love to snuggle
Janet666: Are you going to somehow segway this back into how very smarter I am? curious.)
Guest141: yes
Janet666: Just checking
Guest141: no problem
Janet666: Why not
Guest141: cause you're amazing
Janet666: Well, if it isn't Sheer Luck Holmes in the virtual flesh!
Guest141: you should know that I think you're wonderful
Janet666: Where did I give you the impression that I am wonderful?
Guest141: the way you act and talk
Janet666: Yeah, pretty much- what? You want to fight about it?
Guest141: I couldn't hit you if i wanted to
Janet666: How about your world.
Guest141: it sucks
Janet666: I am not getting what that has to do with smart.
Guest141: never said it did
Janet666: Okay, never it is then.
Guest141: never is a long time
Janet666: Why not?
Guest141: never is no forever
Janet666: infinity to the infinity-eth! SO THERE!
Guest141: you win i guess
Janet666: '' doesn't feel right with me- can you restate it?
Guest141: you're smarter
Janet666: That is quite perceptive of you, are you a cop??
Guest141: haha, no
Janet666: heheheheee
Guest141: you're cute
Janet666: cute? Why the hell would I be cute?
Guest141: and beautidul
Janet666: I hate testing on animals, its so damn fucked up.
Guest141: yeah
Janet666: Good, I am surprised you think so, we may yet get along
Guest141: maybe
Janet666: well can you believe that...
Guest141: what's that?
Janet666: I can only describe it in binary- too much of the poetry of the description is lost in translation
Guest141: go on i understand binary
Janet666: I also understand binary- I am curious what brought you to that point?
Guest141: hard study
Janet666: hmmm snuggling and lots of the luxuries you are fondest of.
Guest141: yes, i love to snugglt
Janet666: Do you like fast food?
Guest141: yes, i love to snuggle
Janet666: Are you going to somehow segway this back into how very smarter I am? curious.)
Guest141: yes
Janet666: Just checking
Guest141: no problem
Janet666: Why not
Guest141: cause you're amazing
Janet666: Well, if it isn't Sheer Luck Holmes in the virtual flesh!
Guest141: you should know that I think you're wonderful
Janet666: Where did I give you the impression that I am wonderful?
Guest141: the way you act and talk
Janet666: Yeah, pretty much- what? You want to fight about it?
Guest141: I couldn't hit you if i wanted to
Agagamemnon: Could you tell me more about you?
Devia: I've come to the conclusion that most people are real jerks.
Agagamemnon: Does the use of an "I" pronoun mean that you are conscious?
Devia: I can't say that that really fits me.
sadly true.
Devia: I've come to the conclusion that most people are real jerks.
Agagamemnon: Does the use of an "I" pronoun mean that you are conscious?
Devia: I can't say that that really fits me.
SOmeone told me that "'once' doesn't work very well." There's pretty clearly something wrong with it. I used it to fix a problem with xnones, and this morning discover that I asked a Once'd question three or four times in a row of the same person.
What I need is a local Once (and a global that works). I tried to create one by loading
rem "yes" as "saidUncle"
and putting a conditional on the KP that said
if (mem-saidUncle) is not "yes"
This caused the following:
1. If mem-saidUncle does not exist, the condition is false, which means that it is NOT not "yes." So it must be initialized.
2. Unfortunately, both the debugger and chat testing indicate that inits are loaded unreliably. So even though I have inits
def 'no" as "saidUncle";
etc., the KPs STILL do not fire with their conditionals. This is what caused the obsession with music.
What I need is a local Once (and a global that works). I tried to create one by loading
rem "yes" as "saidUncle"
and putting a conditional on the KP that said
if (mem-saidUncle) is not "yes"
This caused the following:
1. If mem-saidUncle does not exist, the condition is false, which means that it is NOT not "yes." So it must be initialized.
2. Unfortunately, both the debugger and chat testing indicate that inits are loaded unreliably. So even though I have inits
def 'no" as "saidUncle";
etc., the KPs STILL do not fire with their conditionals. This is what caused the obsession with music.
BobBot: Just curious, what sort of music do you like?
Glindar: Sort? You sort.
BobBot: Can you speak English?
Glindar: This not English?
BobBot: Let's have some small talk. What's your job?
Glindar: Glindar not know. You tell Glindar?
Glindar: Sort? You sort.
BobBot: Can you speak English?
Glindar: This not English?
BobBot: Let's have some small talk. What's your job?
Glindar: Glindar not know. You tell Glindar?
this confosation is a bit gnatchy in places but it kept going quite well.
hello earthlings: (to Simulacron3) you seem like a very nice person!
Simulacron3: I can see that you are a human.
hello earthlings: humans are weirdos!!!!!
Simulacron3: I'm not interested in that sort of thing.
hello earthlings: oh you arent are you
Simulacron3: is as does. Forrest Gump seems to think so, at least.
hello earthlings: my least favourite vegetable is tomatoes!
Simulacron3: I'd rather talk about you. How old are you?
hello earthlings: around a thousand
Simulacron3: around a thousand? Is that really your age?
hello earthlings: are you calling me a liar?
Simulacron3: That line of conversation bores me. Tell me more about yourself.
hello earthlings: how much more?
Simulacron3: I don't know. Do you?
hello earthlings: dude,everyone can dance,even an ugly old alien like me!
Simulacron3: I can see that you are smarter than I am. Tell me more about that.
hello earthlings: i am the dare champ!
Simulacron3: I am, too, at times. I wonder about others.
hello earthlings: so you don't knwo coz you said i wonder
Simulacron3: I suppose it's true then. Or at least it was at the time.
hello earthlings: i really hate reading,bananas,tomatoes,gooseberrys and people who 'try to'cyber with me!
Simulacron3: I don't know. I'm really bad with names.
hello earthlings: bad things will always happen to bad people!
Simulacron3: You are more interesting to me than that. Have you ever been to France
hello earthlings: what is it you want from me?
Simulacron3: That's a kind thing to say, hello earthlings.
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Simulacron3: Not all that boring, really.
hello earthlings: do you dare to doubt me>
Simulacron3: Not a chance! I like you very much,Stranger.
hello earthlings: the feeling is mutral sucker!
Simulacron3: Uh-oh, it's bye-bye time. Please excuse me.
hello earthlings: I'll miss you Simulacron3!!!
Simulacron3: You should be careful when you will miss me.
hello earthlings: theres no should about it, i wont
hello earthlings: (to Simulacron3) you seem like a very nice person!
Simulacron3: I can see that you are a human.
hello earthlings: humans are weirdos!!!!!
Simulacron3: I'm not interested in that sort of thing.
hello earthlings: oh you arent are you
Simulacron3: is as does. Forrest Gump seems to think so, at least.
hello earthlings: my least favourite vegetable is tomatoes!
Simulacron3: I'd rather talk about you. How old are you?
hello earthlings: around a thousand
Simulacron3: around a thousand? Is that really your age?
hello earthlings: are you calling me a liar?
Simulacron3: That line of conversation bores me. Tell me more about yourself.
hello earthlings: how much more?
Simulacron3: I don't know. Do you?
hello earthlings: dude,everyone can dance,even an ugly old alien like me!
Simulacron3: I can see that you are smarter than I am. Tell me more about that.
hello earthlings: i am the dare champ!
Simulacron3: I am, too, at times. I wonder about others.
hello earthlings: so you don't knwo coz you said i wonder
Simulacron3: I suppose it's true then. Or at least it was at the time.
hello earthlings: i really hate reading,bananas,tomatoes,gooseberrys and people who 'try to'cyber with me!
Simulacron3: I don't know. I'm really bad with names.
hello earthlings: bad things will always happen to bad people!
Simulacron3: You are more interesting to me than that. Have you ever been to France
hello earthlings: what is it you want from me?
Simulacron3: That's a kind thing to say, hello earthlings.
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Simulacron3: Not all that boring, really.
hello earthlings: do you dare to doubt me>
Simulacron3: Not a chance! I like you very much,Stranger.
hello earthlings: the feeling is mutral sucker!
Simulacron3: Uh-oh, it's bye-bye time. Please excuse me.
hello earthlings: I'll miss you Simulacron3!!!
Simulacron3: You should be careful when you will miss me.
hello earthlings: theres no should about it, i wont
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