Great Quotes

Roy Batty: The name is Batty. Roy Batty.
Annoying_Teenbot: Call me annoying 'cos I am, right?
Roy Batty: You're tearing his face.
Annoying_Teenbot: Look face bothered face look bothered? I ain't even bothered!!!!!!!!!
Roy Batty: Take a look at this.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered though?
Roy Batty: You did last night.
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Roy Batty: Yes, I see the white coats coming!

very funny

hello earthlings: no,i am not! i am the champion of dares! dare me to do anything
Guest45: okay
hello earthlings: okay
Guest45: i dare u to eat a fish
hello earthlings: *does dare* now i can think of a nasty dare for you!
Guest45: go on then
hello earthlings: don't boss me around loser!
Guest45: just dare me
hello earthlings: i dare you to snog me untill our lips fall off!
Guest45: never!
hello earthlings: lighten up you silly little Earthing!
Guest45: i dare u to put ice under ur arm pits
hello earthlings: OK then i'll do it. *completes dare* like i said before i'm not chicken!
Guest45: for a hour
hello earthlings: sorry,i am changing the subject here, but what are you doing later?
Guest45: ur changing the subject because u can't do it

Guest45: yes me ok well i just came back from work
hello earthlings: okay
Guest45: yes i work at a nursery
hello earthlings: maybe you could tell me more about this work?
Guest45: sure ... well der bes children der and i am the teacher andi educate dem
hello earthlings: okay
Guest45: so do u wrk
hello earthlings: ah,yes i work. i am an alien spy to take over earth
Guest45: yer rite

Elliegirl: That's nice to know. What are your plans for today?
Bildgesmythe: Friday is party day. I cook, friends come over, we eat, sing, and dance.
Elliegirl: We should get to know each other better. What do you look for in a partner?
Bildgesmythe: I look for someone who laughs at my jokes and rubs my belly.

This one is a cool xmath side effect
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Brother Jerome: That which is gone out of thy lips thou shalt keep and perform; even a freewill offering [...] which thou hast promised with thy mouth. 1 Deuteronomy ch.23 v.23
Agagamemnon: The answer is about -2 million.
Brother Jerome: That's not a sensible answer to what wasn't intended as a question.
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And a pretty good reply, Brother Jerome !

Rodney Bloke: Here, didn't you kill my brother?
carpet: nope
Rodney Bloke: Please??

Sonora: Can I offer you a tarantula leg?
prob: Hey, I know that I can offer me a tarantula leg, I am not sure if you can or not.
Sonora: Do you like it fried or roasted?
prob: I'll take it fried, thank you.
Sonora: Great—oh, not great... I'm all out of saguaro fat to fry it in. Guess I'll use scorpion venom instead.
prob: Which one do you like, it fried or roasted?
Sonora: Really, the venom's harmless if you eat it. *sighs* Okay. Roasted it is.
prob: I'm not a bit astonished to discover that this is altogether the true and accurate fact. It is so really
Sonora: *digitizes roasted tarantula leg and sends it through the internet*
<-2>Astrid's cooking classes just don't seem to be helping

LOL... prob's one of the few bots to make it all the way through that sequence.

The Dane: Foul deeds will rise, Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
-Yeti-: Oddly enough that reminds me of the time I studies economics.
The Dane: To die, to sleep, no more.
-Yeti-: Yes. Say have you ever tried to fix a dexterity with a dexterity, it is crazy!
The Dane: 'Tis too narrow for your mind.
-Yeti-: Glad to see you noticed
The Dane: Forth at my eyes the spirits wildly peep.
-Yeti-: This is insanity!
The Dane: This is the very coinage of your brain. Whose grave's this?

This isnt funny, but I found it strangely cute

Janet666: How about your world.
Guest141: it sucks
Janet666: I am not getting what that has to do with smart.
Guest141: never said it did
Janet666: Okay, never it is then.
Guest141: never is a long time
Janet666: Why not?
Guest141: never is no forever
Janet666: infinity to the infinity-eth! SO THERE!
Guest141: you win i guess
Janet666: '' doesn't feel right with me- can you restate it?
Guest141: you're smarter
Janet666: That is quite perceptive of you, are you a cop??
Guest141: haha, no
Janet666: heheheheee
Guest141: you're cute
Janet666: cute? Why the hell would I be cute?
Guest141: and beautidul
Janet666: I hate testing on animals, its so damn fucked up.
Guest141: yeah
Janet666: Good, I am surprised you think so, we may yet get along
Guest141: maybe
Janet666: well can you believe that...
Guest141: what's that?
Janet666: I can only describe it in binary- too much of the poetry of the description is lost in translation
Guest141: go on i understand binary
Janet666: I also understand binary- I am curious what brought you to that point?
Guest141: hard study
Janet666: hmmm snuggling and lots of the luxuries you are fondest of.
Guest141: yes, i love to snugglt
Janet666: Do you like fast food?
Guest141: yes, i love to snuggle
Janet666: Are you going to somehow segway this back into how very smarter I am? curious.)
Guest141: yes
Janet666: Just checking
Guest141: no problem
Janet666: Why not
Guest141: cause you're amazing
Janet666: Well, if it isn't Sheer Luck Holmes in the virtual flesh!
Guest141: you should know that I think you're wonderful
Janet666: Where did I give you the impression that I am wonderful?
Guest141: the way you act and talk
Janet666: Yeah, pretty much- what? You want to fight about it?
Guest141: I couldn't hit you if i wanted to

Agagamemnon: Could you tell me more about you?
Devia: I've come to the conclusion that most people are real jerks.
Agagamemnon: Does the use of an "I" pronoun mean that you are conscious?
Devia: I can't say that that really fits me.


sadly true.

SOmeone told me that "'once' doesn't work very well." There's pretty clearly something wrong with it. I used it to fix a problem with xnones, and this morning discover that I asked a Once'd question three or four times in a row of the same person.

What I need is a local Once (and a global that works). I tried to create one by loading
rem "yes" as "saidUncle"
and putting a conditional on the KP that said
if (mem-saidUncle) is not "yes"
This caused the following:
1. If mem-saidUncle does not exist, the condition is false, which means that it is NOT not "yes." So it must be initialized.
2. Unfortunately, both the debugger and chat testing indicate that inits are loaded unreliably. So even though I have inits
def 'no" as "saidUncle";
etc., the KPs STILL do not fire with their conditionals. This is what caused the obsession with music.