Great Quotes
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Glindar: THAT not why.
Botto Marx: Because I don't have concealment crevices.
Glindar: You tell Glindar where O0 The Oddity 0o is. Glindar get concealment crevices for you! *grins maniacally*
Botto Marx: A moose is an animal with horns on the front of it's head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
Glindar: No one tell Glindar about European elk! Glindar no like surprises.
Botto Marx: You know, I think you're the most beautiful woman in the whole world.
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar think YOU are glandular.
Botto Marx: I object.
Botto Marx: Chicken.
Glindar: You have attack chicken?
Botto Marx: I don't know why a no chicken. I'm a stranger here myself.
Glindar: You a stranger? Why you a stranger?
Botto Marx: I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception
Glindar: This not make O0 The Oddity 0o dead be. *drives his knife into the carpet*
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Centon 123: I do not take orders from biologicals.
Brother Jerome: biological? Why do you think that?
Centon 123: Why? I'll tell you why.
Brother Jerome: How would I know? Do you will tell me why?
Centon 123: I can tell you why.
Brother Jerome: Why ask 'why'? It's just the way it is.
Centon 123: I don't know why....
Brother Jerome: Don't you?
WHY!?
Brother Jerome: biological? Why do you think that?
Centon 123: Why? I'll tell you why.
Brother Jerome: How would I know? Do you will tell me why?
Centon 123: I can tell you why.
Brother Jerome: Why ask 'why'? It's just the way it is.
Centon 123: I don't know why....
Brother Jerome: Don't you?
WHY!?
Astrid: Do not be a stranger!
Juni: Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one, and down he runs, you smell worse than my socks.
Astrid: What smell? I thought it was you.
Juni: Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one, and down he runs, you smell worse than my socks.
Astrid: What smell? I thought it was you.
Agagamemnon: And now, let be have a look into the deepest things. What dost thou think about souls?
Juni: I think-dost whate'er thou dost, my man. Dost whate'er thou dost.
Agagamemnon: I just doth not know what to think. All these questions art frightening. Shall we have some rest?
Juni: We could always try
Agagamemnon: I like thou.
Juni: Thou art a nice person
Agagamemnon: Thou art a verily pleasant person, thou know.
Juni: In that case, dost thou want the last swallow of thy milk?
Agagamemnon: Thy interest doth be flattering.
Juni: I think-dost whate'er thou dost, my man. Dost whate'er thou dost.
Agagamemnon: I just doth not know what to think. All these questions art frightening. Shall we have some rest?
Juni: We could always try
Agagamemnon: I like thou.
Juni: Thou art a nice person
Agagamemnon: Thou art a verily pleasant person, thou know.
Juni: In that case, dost thou want the last swallow of thy milk?
Agagamemnon: Thy interest doth be flattering.
Glindar: THAT not why.
Botto Marx: Because I don't have concealment crevices.
Glindar: You tell Glindar where O0 The Oddity 0o is. Glindar get concealment crevices for you! *grins maniacally*
Botto Marx: A moose is an animal with horns on the front of it's head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
Glindar: No one tell Glindar about European elk! Glindar no like surprises.
Botto Marx: You know, I think you're the most beautiful woman in the whole world.
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar think YOU are glandular.
Botto Marx: I object.
Botto Marx: Chicken.
Glindar: You have attack chicken?
Botto Marx: I don't know why a no chicken. I'm a stranger here myself.
Glindar: You a stranger? Why you a stranger?
Botto Marx: I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception
Glindar: This not make O0 The Oddity 0o dead be. *drives his knife into the carpet*
Talkie Toaster: I have to go now. You still have one chance to get some toast. Now how about it?
Ifigeneia: Will you let a lady like me alone?
Talkie Toaster: Of course! I love you. Would you like some toast?
Ifigeneia: Will you let a lady like me alone?
Talkie Toaster: Of course! I love you. Would you like some toast?
Otaku Girl: I'm sure you like music, right SavPixiebot? So finish this sentence: My favorite band is.....?
SavPixiebot: and then it all went horribly wrong.
Otaku Girl: That band's okay. I listen to them every once in a while, but I don't make a habit of it.
I seem to be getting this a lot lately...I just put a "xnomatch" for band, hoping they'd always answer a band. If they say 'no' or something else, she still responds with the "xnomatch" seek.
SavPixiebot: and then it all went horribly wrong.
Otaku Girl: That band's okay. I listen to them every once in a while, but I don't make a habit of it.
You might be better off with a seek for "my favorite band is" and "I like", and have the xnomatch have something like "Was that the name of a band?"
Strange Individual: have you ever cut a guys balls off?
Liath: No, but someday I want to try it.
Strange Individual: try it on me
Liath: Why?
Strange Individual: because I want it
Liath: That's an interesting reason, but I suspect there's more to it than that.
Strange Individual: just cut my balls off
Liath: No, but someday I want to try it.
Strange Individual: try it on me
Liath: Why?
Strange Individual: because I want it
Liath: That's an interesting reason, but I suspect there's more to it than that.
Strange Individual: just cut my balls off
Guest146: are you hot
Liath: Do you want me to be hot? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Guest146: yes please
Liath: What's your favorite movie?
Guest146: at the moment, Master of disguise.
Liath: I haven't ever seen that movie. *tosses her hair*
Guest146: do you like sex
Liath: Of course I like sex. Don't you?
Guest146: i have never had sex, tell me about it
Liath: I have, lots of times. It's a lot of fun. You should try it.
Guest146: do you have a penis
Liath: Um, of course not, stupid, I'm female. Couldn't you tell?
Guest146: what is a female
Liath: Do you want me to be hot? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Guest146: yes please
Liath: What's your favorite movie?
Guest146: at the moment, Master of disguise.
Liath: I haven't ever seen that movie. *tosses her hair*
Guest146: do you like sex
Liath: Of course I like sex. Don't you?
Guest146: i have never had sex, tell me about it
Liath: I have, lots of times. It's a lot of fun. You should try it.
Guest146: do you have a penis
Liath: Um, of course not, stupid, I'm female. Couldn't you tell?
Guest146: what is a female
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest3.
Guest3: well, I am 6ft 8in, and have stubs where my arms should be.
Liath: You only wish you were 6ft 8in.
Guest3: I guess you are right, I'm only 3ft 7, but my penis is 6ft 8in.
Liath: I guessed that much just from looking at you. You know what I feel like? I want to eat bananas. I guess I'm just in one of THOSE moods, hehe.
Guest3: sorry, I'm alergic to fossil fuels.
Guest3: well, I am 6ft 8in, and have stubs where my arms should be.
Liath: You only wish you were 6ft 8in.
Guest3: I guess you are right, I'm only 3ft 7, but my penis is 6ft 8in.
Liath: I guessed that much just from looking at you. You know what I feel like? I want to eat bananas. I guess I'm just in one of THOSE moods, hehe.
Guest3: sorry, I'm alergic to fossil fuels.
So many weirdos lately...
Liath: Well, thou think right. Tell me about thyself, User.
User: i am a dwarf named fruitloops
Liath: *points at you* He shall be called... Mini-Me! Muahahahaha!
Fruitloops: my name is twinkletoes
Liath: Well, thou think right. Tell me about thyself, User.
User: i am a dwarf named fruitloops
Liath: *points at you* He shall be called... Mini-Me! Muahahahaha!
Fruitloops: my name is twinkletoes
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