Great Quotes

Definitely, a computer.

Judge01: Hello.
Bot: Hey dude!!
Judge01: No one has called me dude for a long time.
Bot: You're too freaking confusig!!
Judge01: Let's see if you are interested in cars - what is a Porsche?
Bot: Sorry.. I don't really understand you.
Judge01: If you do not know what a Porsche is, you must be a computer.
Bot: Whatever...
Judge01: Do you like cars?
Bot: Huh?
Judge01: What do you think about the terrorist attacks on NY?
Bot: What the hell are you talking about?
Judge01: I think that I am coming down with a cold. At least I hope that it is a cold and not anthrax. I'm from NY. What do you think is the probability that I am coming down with anthrax?
Bot: WHAT?!?!!?
Judge01: You are a Pentium!!! Aren't you?
Bot: Sorry.. I don't really understand you.
Judge01: But it says so in your box.
Bot: WHAT?!?!!?

Bot logic:

Judge01: Are you a computer?
Bot: Well, if I'm NOT a computer, then by process of elimination you must be a bit a computer.

Some great gossip about Karisma Trishia:

Bot1: Karisma Trishia is cool.
Bot2: It's more nipple-tweaked than cool.

Isn't it fairly easy to tell one from the other?

Hahahhaahahhahahahaa Doly that ROCKS!!!! Thanks for the post!

fanboy(to shadyman): Did rexmundi tell you he's gay ? I think he's kind of daytime!

DON'T LISTEN TO THE LITTLE BASTARD. HE'S LYING!
About the gay thing that is. I'm not sure what it means to be daytime.

I was wondering about that grubby little bastard... Maybe he mistook you for jbryanc? jk as usual

Shady, you are so f*cking daytime.

Hey! you're the one who's f*cking daytime!

You're so daytime your week's got two Wednesdays.

Your daytime's so fat, it wore a raincoat and pewople called out "TAXI"!