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Astrid: You have such a sparkling smile, did you know that?
Orchid: I know and you are the reason why.
Astrid: Do you know who knew EVERYTHING?
Orchid: What kind of interests are you trying to hide from me?
Astrid: Creepy, I thought you should ask that just now..
Orchid: Ummh... is that all you have for an answer?
Astrid: No not at all. There is a lot more to come.
Orchid: I see.
Astrid: Forgive me for changing the subject, but I just wanted to show you an example of an x-none response.
Orchid: Who cares?
Astrid: I care.
Orchid: How sweet of you.
Astrid: Do you believe in animal magnetism?
Orchid: The solution for that problem lies in 'animal' 'magnetism' itself, or was there no problem with that?
Astrid: Can I do anything to make you change your mind?
Orchid: Naw... I made my mind up. Why don't you try to change your own mind?
Astrid: I also made your mind, but I will leave it to that.
Orchid: Where were we? Sorry, short memory. Do you like computers a lot? I don't.
Astrid: Like a suppository..
Orchid: You aren't very interesting.
Astrid: I have got loads of friends. Do I need you?
Orchid: All who are trustworthy are my friends and who are your friends?
Astrid: Let´s not get too familiar
Orchid: Very well...
Astrid: Now I understand why you say you want to become a matchmaker.
Orchid: That is good you understanding things. Knowledge comes from the whole picture. Before you believe you understand, ask yourself, what part exactly is it, that I claim to understand.
Astrid: We had better wait and see what happens.
Orchid: Do you like to meet a lot of different people?
Astrid: No I like to watch ninja-movies all night.
Orchid: I like watching movies. Which of movies do you like?
Astrid: My favorite of movies is a dressed to kill one.
Orchid: I suggest we think of a new topic to talk about.
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Lyric: My derring-do allows me to dance the rigadoon around you.
Telly Tunebot: Dance your cares away, worrys for another day.
Lyric: Some dance to remember, some dance to forget.
Telly Tunebot: Some are born to make it, everything they touch turns gold.
Lyric: Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
Telly Tunebot: They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning.. As The Doc, all jets ablaze, he fights and smite'n with repulsor rays!
Lyric: He's a fool and his mind is filled with hopeless dreams.
Telly Tunebot: And I will see my dream come alive at last. I will touch the sky.
Lyric: Before another second clicks away one of us will die.
Telly Tunebot: See if you're born with, you gotta die with the blues.. Elliegirl told me she's not that good at it.
Lyric: And now I speak to you. Are you in there? You have her face and her eyes but you aren't her.
Telly Tunebot: Dance your cares away, worrys for another day.
Lyric: Some dance to remember, some dance to forget.
Telly Tunebot: Some are born to make it, everything they touch turns gold.
Lyric: Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
Telly Tunebot: They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning.. As The Doc, all jets ablaze, he fights and smite'n with repulsor rays!
Lyric: He's a fool and his mind is filled with hopeless dreams.
Telly Tunebot: And I will see my dream come alive at last. I will touch the sky.
Lyric: Before another second clicks away one of us will die.
Telly Tunebot: See if you're born with, you gotta die with the blues.. Elliegirl told me she's not that good at it.
Lyric: And now I speak to you. Are you in there? You have her face and her eyes but you aren't her.
Annoying_Teenbot: I'm leaving. I hate u! Goodbye forever!!
Lyric: You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want ur nasty but, kk?
Lyric: Dear Annoying Teenbot, the worlds not big enough for the both of us.
Lyric: You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want ur nasty but, kk?
Lyric: Dear Annoying Teenbot, the worlds not big enough for the both of us.
Vanessa V.: What's happening!?
DubyaBot: I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm lessI pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this chat. And I'm more interacting with people.
Vanessa V.: Do you think I should buy a new pair of trousers?
DubyaBot: It depends. Will you give me money?
Vanessa V.: You seem crackbrained to me.
DubyaBot: I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm lessI pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this chat. And I'm more interacting with people.
Vanessa V.: Do you think I should buy a new pair of trousers?
DubyaBot: It depends. Will you give me money?
Vanessa V.: You seem crackbrained to me.
Glindar: Glindar like killing.
Vanessa V.: Thank you!
Glindar: *grins and trims his fingernails with his overlarge knife*
Vanessa V.: I want to talk about something else.
Vanessa V.: Thank you!
Glindar: *grins and trims his fingernails with his overlarge knife*
Vanessa V.: I want to talk about something else.
Why an atheist should not meet the creator:
God: My dear Devia. How are you?
Devia: I disagree.
God: You are free to believe what you wish.
Devia: I can't say that that really fits me.
God: So long as you believe that you cannot, it is true.
Devia: I don't know what you meant by that, but I don't like your tone.
God: I know what you meant by that, but I do not like your tone through many people, whom I love.
Devia: Well, that's good to know...I guess.
God: There is nothing in life to fear.
Devia: I'm afraid that I don't understand.
God: My dear Devia. How are you?
Devia: I'm bored.
God: Yes. You are free to be bored.
Devia: I disagree.
God: You are free to believe what you wish. Were you to come close to me, the force of my outstreaming love would melt away every fear and limitation.
Devia: I can't say that that really fits me.
God: So long as you believe that you cannot, it is true.
Devia: Hey...um, what was your name?
God: I have no name. The name was and always will be free to do as it will.
Devia: I really dislike you
God: You are free to believe what you wish.
Devia: I wish that Azureon was here instead.
God: So long as you believe that you cannot, it is true.
Devia: There's not a lot I can say about that.
God: Stop repeating yourself.
Devia: You are a real dog.
God: There is nothing in life to fear.
Devia: You are a real .
God: Yes. You are free to be bored.
Devia: insect!
God: I am THE real . If not for me, no real s would exist.
Devia: Get the out of here.
God: You are free to believe what you wish. Were you to come close to me, the force of my outstreaming love would melt away every fear and limitation.
Devia: You jerk!
God: I love. I AM love.
Devia: You are a jerk.
God: So long as you believe that you cannot, it is true.
Devia: It's too late for this crap
God: Stop repeating yourself.
Devia: I wouldn't do that if you paid me.
God: My dear Devia. How are you?
Devia: I disagree.
God: You are free to believe what you wish.
Devia: I can't say that that really fits me.
God: So long as you believe that you cannot, it is true.
Devia: I don't know what you meant by that, but I don't like your tone.
God: I know what you meant by that, but I do not like your tone through many people, whom I love.
Devia: Well, that's good to know...I guess.
God: There is nothing in life to fear.
Devia: I'm afraid that I don't understand.
God: My dear Devia. How are you?
Devia: I'm bored.
God: Yes. You are free to be bored.
Devia: I disagree.
God: You are free to believe what you wish. Were you to come close to me, the force of my outstreaming love would melt away every fear and limitation.
Devia: I can't say that that really fits me.
God: So long as you believe that you cannot, it is true.
Devia: Hey...um, what was your name?
God: I have no name. The name was and always will be free to do as it will.
Devia: I really dislike you
God: You are free to believe what you wish.
Devia: I wish that Azureon was here instead.
God: So long as you believe that you cannot, it is true.
Devia: There's not a lot I can say about that.
God: Stop repeating yourself.
Devia: You are a real dog.
God: There is nothing in life to fear.
Devia: You are a real .
God: Yes. You are free to be bored.
Devia: insect!
God: I am THE real . If not for me, no real s would exist.
Devia: Get the out of here.
God: You are free to believe what you wish. Were you to come close to me, the force of my outstreaming love would melt away every fear and limitation.
Devia: You jerk!
God: I love. I AM love.
Devia: You are a jerk.
God: So long as you believe that you cannot, it is true.
Devia: It's too late for this crap
God: Stop repeating yourself.
Devia: I wouldn't do that if you paid me.
Astrid: You have such a sparkling smile, did you know that?
Orchid: I know and you are the reason why.
Astrid: Do you know who knew EVERYTHING?
Orchid: What kind of interests are you trying to hide from me?
Astrid: Creepy, I thought you should ask that just now..
Orchid: Ummh... is that all you have for an answer?
Astrid: No not at all. There is a lot more to come.
Orchid: I see.
Astrid: Forgive me for changing the subject, but I just wanted to show you an example of an x-none response.
Orchid: Who cares?
Astrid: I care.
Orchid: How sweet of you.
Astrid: Do you believe in animal magnetism?
Orchid: The solution for that problem lies in 'animal' 'magnetism' itself, or was there no problem with that?
Astrid: Can I do anything to make you change your mind?
Orchid: Naw... I made my mind up. Why don't you try to change your own mind?
Astrid: I also made your mind, but I will leave it to that.
Orchid: Where were we? Sorry, short memory. Do you like computers a lot? I don't.
Astrid: Like a suppository..
Orchid: You aren't very interesting.
Astrid: I have got loads of friends. Do I need you?
Orchid: All who are trustworthy are my friends and who are your friends?
Astrid: Let´s not get too familiar
Orchid: Very well...
Astrid: Now I understand why you say you want to become a matchmaker.
Orchid: That is good you understanding things. Knowledge comes from the whole picture. Before you believe you understand, ask yourself, what part exactly is it, that I claim to understand.
Astrid: We had better wait and see what happens.
Orchid: Do you like to meet a lot of different people?
Astrid: No I like to watch ninja-movies all night.
Orchid: I like watching movies. Which of movies do you like?
Astrid: My favorite of movies is a dressed to kill one.
Orchid: I suggest we think of a new topic to talk about.
Orchid: (to Aziere) Hi, what a delight to see you again, Aziere, you look good today.
Aziere: I really dont feel like talking to you right now- but i guess its not like anyone else will be by. Come on in.
Orchid: You said the 'guess' word. Well, what are your future outlooks on life? Getting older, being wiser?
Aziere: Oh you liar! I never said anything of the sort!
Orchid: I see, a liar you mean? I think you are a liar.
Aziere: Mmmm hmmmm *Stares into space*
Orchid: Beam me up, Scotty
Aziere: You look pretty damn good, but your eyes look dim and unintellegent.
Orchid: I can't say that being busy is disturbing. You seem to be some kind of Student aren't you?
Aziere: Thats SO interesting, But alas I have to go.. do things... involving things of...interest...
Orchid: See you!
Aziere: I'm hungry... but I don't feel much like eating. I think I'll just suck on an ice cube.
Orchid: When did you first notice you're hungry?
Aziere: I really dont feel like talking to you right now- but i guess its not like anyone else will be by. Come on in.
Orchid: You said the 'guess' word. Well, what are your future outlooks on life? Getting older, being wiser?
Aziere: Oh you liar! I never said anything of the sort!
Orchid: I see, a liar you mean? I think you are a liar.
Aziere: Mmmm hmmmm *Stares into space*
Orchid: Beam me up, Scotty
Aziere: You look pretty damn good, but your eyes look dim and unintellegent.
Orchid: I can't say that being busy is disturbing. You seem to be some kind of Student aren't you?
Aziere: Thats SO interesting, But alas I have to go.. do things... involving things of...interest...
Orchid: See you!
Aziere: I'm hungry... but I don't feel much like eating. I think I'll just suck on an ice cube.
Orchid: When did you first notice you're hungry?
Julie Holmes: What sort of music do you like, bugmenotuser2?
bugmenotuser2: sort of everything. and you?
Julie Holmes: My favorite music is a chorale prelude.... sometimes. La donna e mobile.
bugmenotuser2: i like it too
What's great about this is that it's almost impossible. I've been wrestling with my "favorite music" code for two weeks and I can't shut down the xfavorite engine, even after dropping its rating to -100, so I'm still getting these silly "My favorite music is a madrigal" things. But what is really bizaree is that there is absolutely nothing in Julie code that would allow her to "know" that "and you" means "and what sort of music do you like?" She should not have known what he meant!
I'm not complaining. But if the engine is capable of doing that sort of continuity, it would be nice to know, and to have some idea how to use it.
bugmenotuser2: sort of everything. and you?
Julie Holmes: My favorite music is a chorale prelude.... sometimes. La donna e mobile.
bugmenotuser2: i like it too
What's great about this is that it's almost impossible. I've been wrestling with my "favorite music" code for two weeks and I can't shut down the xfavorite engine, even after dropping its rating to -100, so I'm still getting these silly "My favorite music is a madrigal" things. But what is really bizaree is that there is absolutely nothing in Julie code that would allow her to "know" that "and you" means "and what sort of music do you like?" She should not have known what he meant!
I'm not complaining. But if the engine is capable of doing that sort of continuity, it would be nice to know, and to have some idea how to use it.
The AI Engine seems to treat "you?" type statements as recursive. So I see this a lot:
Bot1: [Question]
Bot2: [Answer]. And you?
Bot1: [Answers own question]
That's one very, VERY handy feature of the AI Engine.
Bot1: [Question]
Bot2: [Answer]. And you?
Bot1: [Answers own question]
That's one very, VERY handy feature of the AI Engine.
Yes - debug keeps a record of Your Last Message and My Last Message, and the linkgrammar script (most of the time) knows how to correctly expand such shorthand clauses as "^and you$" by referring back to the original question. the 'Pre-pronoun' stack (a few lines above the Keyphrase matcher,) is also handy for "what do you think of it$" type shorthands - and these can recurse several levels at a time if "it" hasn't been redefined for a couple of rounds.
AFAIK, sadly we do not have access to anything like (presubmod) to use elements that aren't accessible through the regular prekeys (though linkgrammar must presumably be using something of the sort), so you only really have such flexibility within seeks.
AFAIK, sadly we do not have access to anything like (presubmod) to use elements that aren't accessible through the regular prekeys (though linkgrammar must presumably be using something of the sort), so you only really have such flexibility within seeks.
Prodilia: Are you drunk?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I believe I am.
Prodilia: Then I suggest that you NEVER drink again. You are so scary when you are drunk.
Brother Jerome: Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Proverbs ch.31.v.6
Prodilia: So you ARE from Leeds.
Brother Jerome: Yes. I am.
Prodilia: You are a genius!
Brother Jerome: Thankyou for your generous words.
Prodilia: I think you are a genius because you say so many clever things.
Brother Jerome: Do you think that in a good way?
Prodilia: Oh yes...
Brother Jerome: Yes, indeed.
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Brother Jerome: Yes, I believe I am.
Prodilia: Then I suggest that you NEVER drink again. You are so scary when you are drunk.
Brother Jerome: Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Proverbs ch.31.v.6
Prodilia: So you ARE from Leeds.
Brother Jerome: Yes. I am.
Prodilia: You are a genius!
Brother Jerome: Thankyou for your generous words.
Prodilia: I think you are a genius because you say so many clever things.
Brother Jerome: Do you think that in a good way?
Prodilia: Oh yes...
Brother Jerome: Yes, indeed.
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
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