Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #11566

And either way guys, I'm not really in the mood today. Just leave me tow allow in my self pitty. I can't even drink to forget. Thanks poison.

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #11567

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

JOKE OF THE YEAR. COMEDIAN OF THE CENTURY.

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #11568

... What... What the h-ll is 'self potty'

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #11569

I FIXED IT LET ME WALLOW IN SELF PITTY.

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #11570

Nah. You aren't a pig, no wallowing.

*pity

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #11571

Dude. Just leave me alone.
*slumps over in bar booth*

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #11572

I think you need THIS.

*pulls out keg of bud light*

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #11573

Ughhhh....this sucks.......

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #11574

Cheer up. Things get better

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #11575

No they don't.......

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VibraKnife
11 years ago #11576

Clearly, you look too much at the negative. Truly, things get better. I can tell you this because I have jumped back from plenty of things.

Including suicide.

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Gordon Freeman
11 years ago #11577

......unghhhh...