Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Again, I ask. What do I have to be jealous of? You are nothing compared to me beside an over glorified angel. I am a goddess. I am everything.
I didn't know Donna said anything with his name. I ignore her. I know his name from a different way. A way that I am not at liberty to say. But not being a STALKER. A goddess doesn't steep that low.
You don't know what I have. I even have a flame thrower with napalm. I have every weapon known to man and then some. Like my golden wire garrote.
Just to bug you? You takes things way too personal. I happen to love bud light too. Why do you think I saved some and paid dogh'd to only get more when I say.

I don't know his name, I was lying. Liars gonna lie.
Don't know, don't care... that's my weapon, apathy.

OK, not a weapon, more of a defense. Anyway, whenever I've been in a bar and a fight breaks out, the combatants are told to 'take it outside'

Whenever I'm in a fight, people don't get time to take it somewhere else.

@Gordon Please. If I'm a wimp, what are you? Probably something the general population can't look at without vomiting at the least.

Honestly, Gordon, how daft are you? You told them your name, Mr. D. S.

I KNOW.

And I am much more then you. I am gods right hand man. What are yu? Without that insane persons "blessing", nothing. Without my wings, I'm just an I'm portal half demon that can harness the powers of light and dark to minion,ate most things just by thinking about it. Oh. I also have a sword that banishes anything it touches to eternal darkness for ever. Yeah your nothing.

And Xero, I know your just trying to pull me into a fight.

Do you? Do you really know?

And either way guys, I'm not really in the mood today. Just leave me tow allow in my self pitty. I can't even drink to forget. Thanks poison.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

JOKE OF THE YEAR. COMEDIAN OF THE CENTURY.

... What... What the h-ll is 'self potty'

I FIXED IT LET ME WALLOW IN SELF PITTY.