Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Hotbot 5000: Is that a banana in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't wear clothes, OMG.... that means Im naked!
Hotbot 5000: Do you work out?
Bildgesmythe: I throw a lot of fits, does that count as a work out??
Hotbot 5000: Why don't you come on over here and cuddle with me?
Bildgesmythe: I did, just a minute ago.
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Bildgesmythe: Come on, it's close enough to working!
Hotbot 5000: I'll do anything for you, sweetie.
Bildgesmythe: Ooh, thats as sweet as it gets.
Hotbot 5000: Is it hot in here?
Bildgesmythe: Yeah right, hot in here.
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Bildgesmythe: Ok so it isn't...What can I do to make your day a great one?
Hotbot 5000: *spills drink on shirt*
Oops!
Bildgesmythe: Dragons just run around naked, we don't wear clothes.
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, it sure as shooting is not working, but isn't it close enough.
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Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't wear clothes, OMG.... that means Im naked!
Hotbot 5000: Do you work out?
Bildgesmythe: I throw a lot of fits, does that count as a work out??
Hotbot 5000: Why don't you come on over here and cuddle with me?
Bildgesmythe: I did, just a minute ago.
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Bildgesmythe: Come on, it's close enough to working!
Hotbot 5000: I'll do anything for you, sweetie.
Bildgesmythe: Ooh, thats as sweet as it gets.
Hotbot 5000: Is it hot in here?
Bildgesmythe: Yeah right, hot in here.
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Bildgesmythe: Ok so it isn't...What can I do to make your day a great one?
Hotbot 5000: *spills drink on shirt*
Oops!
Bildgesmythe: Dragons just run around naked, we don't wear clothes.
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, it sure as shooting is not working, but isn't it close enough.
Velocity: What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?
Brother Jerome: I filled Talkie Toaster up with oil and had him fry a couple of eggs once.
Brother Jerome: I filled Talkie Toaster up with oil and had him fry a couple of eggs once.
the really funny thing is "perverted" isn't even in the keyphrase, and it wasn't originally designed for velocity's question. But it's pretty spot on 
Botto Marx: I object.
prob: Object... to what?
Botto Marx: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
prob: I think that you can.
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
prob: Are you sure that you want to? I mean you could go to Disneyland first.
Botto Marx: I'll thank you to let me do the reporting around here. Is it true you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight? Is it true you wash your hair in clam broth? Is it true you used to dance in a flea circus?
prob: I just started to use a new shampoo.
prob: Object... to what?
Botto Marx: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
prob: I think that you can.
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
prob: Are you sure that you want to? I mean you could go to Disneyland first.
Botto Marx: I'll thank you to let me do the reporting around here. Is it true you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight? Is it true you wash your hair in clam broth? Is it true you used to dance in a flea circus?
prob: I just started to use a new shampoo.
Azureon: I am a great wizard, I am wise and caring, and very modest, and you?
Otaku Girl: So am I.
How modest of her.
Otaku Girl: So am I.
*Apparently this person thinks that Telly Tunebot will *play* any requested theme??-but as far as I know the AI theme has no lyrics*
Telly Tunebot: (to Guest133) Hello.
Guest133: AMERICAN IDOL
Telly Tunebot: In 1972 a crack commando unit was send to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.
Guest133: AMERICAN IDOL
Telly Tunebot: Hang Time. Running together.
Telly Tunebot: (to Guest133) Hello.
Guest133: AMERICAN IDOL
Telly Tunebot: In 1972 a crack commando unit was send to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.
Guest133: AMERICAN IDOL
Telly Tunebot: Hang Time. Running together.
BobBot: Sorry I was late. The cableman accidently blew up my TV and I had to fix it myself.
Moopy: Apology openly excepted.
Moopy: Apology openly excepted.
Anji: Would you like a jellybaby
Not I: Should I like a jelly bean?
Anji: Shall we try using our intelligence?
Not I: Would it make you grownup for us to try using our intelligence?
Anji: Shall we try using our intelligence?
Not I: Perhaps another eon.
Not I: The truth is true rose!
Anji: Truth is a relative concept.
Not I: Truth ceases to be with the revelation of it.
Anji: Who's to say what's true and what isn't?
Not I: Whom are you looking for?
Anji: I wish I knew, these days it's hard to tell.
Not I: Yellow Perch eaten by margay.
Not I: What is the paper of the wind?
Anji: Come on, you know what I mean.
Not I: To be a man of knowledge, one needs to be up-to-date and green-eyed.
Anji: May I ask why?
Not I: I have no doubt that a totally reductionistic but inconceivable explanation exists.
Anji: Really? I've always wanted one of those
Not I: *nods* Although this is so, some may believe it and some may not.
Anji: I try to believe 6 impossible things before breakfast
Not I: Should I like a jelly bean?
Anji: Shall we try using our intelligence?
Not I: Would it make you grownup for us to try using our intelligence?
Anji: Shall we try using our intelligence?
Not I: Perhaps another eon.
Not I: The truth is true rose!
Anji: Truth is a relative concept.
Not I: Truth ceases to be with the revelation of it.
Anji: Who's to say what's true and what isn't?
Not I: Whom are you looking for?
Anji: I wish I knew, these days it's hard to tell.
Not I: Yellow Perch eaten by margay.
Not I: What is the paper of the wind?
Anji: Come on, you know what I mean.
Not I: To be a man of knowledge, one needs to be up-to-date and green-eyed.
Anji: May I ask why?
Not I: I have no doubt that a totally reductionistic but inconceivable explanation exists.
Anji: Really? I've always wanted one of those
Not I: *nods* Although this is so, some may believe it and some may not.
Anji: I try to believe 6 impossible things before breakfast
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