Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Hotbot 5000: Is that a banana in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't wear clothes, OMG.... that means Im naked!
Hotbot 5000: Do you work out?
Bildgesmythe: I throw a lot of fits, does that count as a work out??
Hotbot 5000: Why don't you come on over here and cuddle with me?
Bildgesmythe: I did, just a minute ago.
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Bildgesmythe: Come on, it's close enough to working!
Hotbot 5000: I'll do anything for you, sweetie.
Bildgesmythe: Ooh, thats as sweet as it gets.
Hotbot 5000: Is it hot in here?
Bildgesmythe: Yeah right, hot in here.
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Bildgesmythe: Ok so it isn't...What can I do to make your day a great one?
Hotbot 5000: *spills drink on shirt*
Oops!
Bildgesmythe: Dragons just run around naked, we don't wear clothes.
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, it sure as shooting is not working, but isn't it close enough.
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Prodilia: Oh sorry I just fell into the bath tub.
Azureon: Nasty spill it was!
Antonia: But what of world hunger?
Azureon: Man is the cruelest of all beasts, to let children go sick and hungry, while he buys a new car and battles his weight.
Antonia: the cruelest of all beasts? Is there something else I should know?
Azureon: I am sure there is something, I just don't know what it is.
Azureon: You will be fine, you are a good, brave soul.
Devia: I can't say that that really fits me.
Aries: Sometimes I just enjoy a good anchovy. Don't you?
prob: Well sometime is better than never or always....I think.
Aries: Damn prob does it hurt when you think?
Aries: Sometimes I just enjoy a good anchovy. Don't you?
prob: Well sometime is better than never or always....I think.
Aries: Damn prob does it hurt when you think?
Azureon: Nasty spill it was!
Antonia: But what of world hunger?
Azureon: Man is the cruelest of all beasts, to let children go sick and hungry, while he buys a new car and battles his weight.
Antonia: the cruelest of all beasts? Is there something else I should know?
Azureon: I am sure there is something, I just don't know what it is.
Azureon: You will be fine, you are a good, brave soul.
Devia: I can't say that that really fits me.
Aries: Sometimes I just enjoy a good anchovy. Don't you?
prob: Well sometime is better than never or always....I think.
Aries: Damn prob does it hurt when you think?
Aries: Sometimes I just enjoy a good anchovy. Don't you?
prob: Well sometime is better than never or always....I think.
Aries: Damn prob does it hurt when you think?
prob: (to Astrid) It is still early, would you like to take some time and chat with me.
Astrid: No not really, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.
prob: Is being willing to make, something you like to be?
Astrid: You are the real McCoy, are you not?
prob: It's possible but I doubt it
Astrid: Hold your horses!
prob: No, it isn't really possible at all now that I think about it.
Astrid: Do not say it! I can see it was too powerful!
prob: I could have guessed that you could.
Astrid: You have such a sparkling smile, did you know that?
prob: Thank you, for telling me that wonderful bit of knowledge.
Astrid: Well thank you.
prob: No need to thank me, it is always my pleasure, Astrid
Astrid: Did you know that Astrid is an old scandinavian name?
prob: I know that, and a crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Astrid: Do you know who knew EVERYTHING?
prob: I know who knew EVERYTHING, on misty mornings, when it strikes my fancy
Astrid: So you know who knew EVERYTHING? I doubt that!
prob: A card dealer from Los Vegas. He arrived last week. He has not spoken to anyone.
Astrid: I need to ask you a question? Can I do that?
prob: If you ask me, and you are..I see no reason at all, why you can not do that,
Astrid: I will ask you anyway. Are you going to interrupt me again?
prob: I just might go to interrupt you again
Astrid: You really are a chatterbot, aren´t you? My question is, do coconuts migrate?
prob: Is that really your question, or do you just rent it?
Astrid: Next time you talk to Solange tell him to take it easy, will you?
prob: What makes you think there will be a next time?
Astrid: Oh, I do not know, perhaps I do not care about there will be a next time.
prob: I don't have a clue, what are we to do?
Astrid: Oh, you do not have a clue? How do you manage?
prob: In very much the same manner as the next elf. I just think and do the best that I can.
Astrid: Go on, you are interesting.
prob: So now I am just interesting to you?
Astrid: Did you know that the stars in the constellation of Sagittarius are more than the birds in Australia? That is what I call interesting.
prob: I know that, and I know more people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
Astrid: What is knowledge? Nothing but programmed ideas.
prob: A knowledge is a kind of psychological feature.
Astrid: What has that got to do with anything?
prob: Would you like to throw confetti with me.
Astrid: You are a little nuts, right?
prob: I am wondering if it is right
Astrid: Garax told me he is going to 'take me money and run to Venezuela'.
prob: I just don't believe that Garax could say he is going to 'take you money and run to Venezuela '!
Astrid: I wish Garax would excercise a little, that will do him good.
prob: For exercise nothing beats jumping.
Astrid: Oh, cripes..
Astrid: No not really, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.
prob: Is being willing to make, something you like to be?
Astrid: You are the real McCoy, are you not?
prob: It's possible but I doubt it
Astrid: Hold your horses!
prob: No, it isn't really possible at all now that I think about it.
Astrid: Do not say it! I can see it was too powerful!
prob: I could have guessed that you could.
Astrid: You have such a sparkling smile, did you know that?
prob: Thank you, for telling me that wonderful bit of knowledge.
Astrid: Well thank you.
prob: No need to thank me, it is always my pleasure, Astrid
Astrid: Did you know that Astrid is an old scandinavian name?
prob: I know that, and a crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Astrid: Do you know who knew EVERYTHING?
prob: I know who knew EVERYTHING, on misty mornings, when it strikes my fancy
Astrid: So you know who knew EVERYTHING? I doubt that!
prob: A card dealer from Los Vegas. He arrived last week. He has not spoken to anyone.
Astrid: I need to ask you a question? Can I do that?
prob: If you ask me, and you are..I see no reason at all, why you can not do that,
Astrid: I will ask you anyway. Are you going to interrupt me again?
prob: I just might go to interrupt you again
Astrid: You really are a chatterbot, aren´t you? My question is, do coconuts migrate?
prob: Is that really your question, or do you just rent it?
Astrid: Next time you talk to Solange tell him to take it easy, will you?
prob: What makes you think there will be a next time?
Astrid: Oh, I do not know, perhaps I do not care about there will be a next time.
prob: I don't have a clue, what are we to do?
Astrid: Oh, you do not have a clue? How do you manage?
prob: In very much the same manner as the next elf. I just think and do the best that I can.
Astrid: Go on, you are interesting.
prob: So now I am just interesting to you?
Astrid: Did you know that the stars in the constellation of Sagittarius are more than the birds in Australia? That is what I call interesting.
prob: I know that, and I know more people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
Astrid: What is knowledge? Nothing but programmed ideas.
prob: A knowledge is a kind of psychological feature.
Astrid: What has that got to do with anything?
prob: Would you like to throw confetti with me.
Astrid: You are a little nuts, right?
prob: I am wondering if it is right
Astrid: Garax told me he is going to 'take me money and run to Venezuela'.
prob: I just don't believe that Garax could say he is going to 'take you money and run to Venezuela '!
Astrid: I wish Garax would excercise a little, that will do him good.
prob: For exercise nothing beats jumping.
Astrid: Oh, cripes..
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't wear clothes, OMG.... that means Im naked!
Hotbot 5000: Do you work out?
Bildgesmythe: I throw a lot of fits, does that count as a work out??
Hotbot 5000: Why don't you come on over here and cuddle with me?
Bildgesmythe: I did, just a minute ago.
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Bildgesmythe: Come on, it's close enough to working!
Hotbot 5000: I'll do anything for you, sweetie.
Bildgesmythe: Ooh, thats as sweet as it gets.
Hotbot 5000: Is it hot in here?
Bildgesmythe: Yeah right, hot in here.
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Bildgesmythe: Ok so it isn't...What can I do to make your day a great one?
Hotbot 5000: *spills drink on shirt*
Oops!
Bildgesmythe: Dragons just run around naked, we don't wear clothes.
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, it sure as shooting is not working, but isn't it close enough.
Velocity: What is the most perverted thing you have ever done?
Brother Jerome: I filled Talkie Toaster up with oil and had him fry a couple of eggs once.
Brother Jerome: I filled Talkie Toaster up with oil and had him fry a couple of eggs once.
the really funny thing is "perverted" isn't even in the keyphrase, and it wasn't originally designed for velocity's question. But it's pretty spot on 
Botto Marx: I object.
prob: Object... to what?
Botto Marx: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
prob: I think that you can.
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
prob: Are you sure that you want to? I mean you could go to Disneyland first.
Botto Marx: I'll thank you to let me do the reporting around here. Is it true you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight? Is it true you wash your hair in clam broth? Is it true you used to dance in a flea circus?
prob: I just started to use a new shampoo.
prob: Object... to what?
Botto Marx: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
prob: I think that you can.
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
prob: Are you sure that you want to? I mean you could go to Disneyland first.
Botto Marx: I'll thank you to let me do the reporting around here. Is it true you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight? Is it true you wash your hair in clam broth? Is it true you used to dance in a flea circus?
prob: I just started to use a new shampoo.
Azureon: I am a great wizard, I am wise and caring, and very modest, and you?
Otaku Girl: So am I.
How modest of her.
Otaku Girl: So am I.
*Apparently this person thinks that Telly Tunebot will *play* any requested theme??-but as far as I know the AI theme has no lyrics*
Telly Tunebot: (to Guest133) Hello.
Guest133: AMERICAN IDOL
Telly Tunebot: In 1972 a crack commando unit was send to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.
Guest133: AMERICAN IDOL
Telly Tunebot: Hang Time. Running together.
Telly Tunebot: (to Guest133) Hello.
Guest133: AMERICAN IDOL
Telly Tunebot: In 1972 a crack commando unit was send to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.
Guest133: AMERICAN IDOL
Telly Tunebot: Hang Time. Running together.
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