Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I wish there was someone here to fight. I need to release some stress. *flips random table just for the hell of it*
Nope. Not enough.

Honestly, 'Gordon', you really need to look at the fine print. A fight is a fight, and Xero (not zero, you turd) definitely puts up a fight.

(Side Note: Dear god, if that's the best you can do role-playing wise, you need to study up)

We know what it is. We are saying Xero is a zero. Saying that they're lame. We know their name.
And you better not have directed that role playing comment at me.

Xero is a helluva lot more than that. If anything, Xero is a more colorful character than Gordon, and a better one at that.

The role playing thing was towards 'Gordon' (god, I would much rather call him by his name at this point)

Also, Xero is female. I'm pointing this out because yet again, SOMEONE decided not to pay attention to any details. *coughcoughGordonyoupansycoughcough*

I figured it was. Hey go for it. I think I know it anyway. I cannot believe no one wants a chance to win a weapon off of me.
How about this. We fight and if you beat me, I'll let you choose one of my weapons as your own. (Minus my melting gun). Maybe someone will take me up on that.

Go for what? What did you already know?

Saying Gordon's real name. I think I already know it. Does it start with a D?

Yeah. I would be all for it, but I'm not a fan of blatantly putting someone's personal info on the Internet.

I gotta go. I'll be back on tomorrow morning. See ya.

Bye. Nice talkin to ya!

XERO IS A WIMP. Yeah. Nobody wants one of your weapons. And I'm an all powerful archangel that is made entirely of both darkness and light, and has a weapon that can obliterate anything that it touches or shoots.

So come again, "mrs queen"?