Doghead's Cosmic Bar

By the way, I just happened to save ONE bottle of Bud Light for myself. I would be willing to share it....for a price. And before you think 'I'll just wait for Dogh'd to get more' I paid him off to not buy anymore until I give the okay.
So, what are you willing to give?

You really hat me don't you?

That are your....

Care to finish that sentence in a way that makes sense?
And no I don't 'hat' you. I don't hate you either.

Jealous.

HA! Jealous of what?! I am so much more than you. I'm rich, I'm worshipped, I have it ALL. I have my whole kingdom at my beck and call. Why would I be jealous of YOU?

I wish there was someone here to fight. I need to release some stress. *flips random table just for the hell of it*
Nope. Not enough.

Honestly, 'Gordon', you really need to look at the fine print. A fight is a fight, and Xero (not zero, you turd) definitely puts up a fight.

(Side Note: Dear god, if that's the best you can do role-playing wise, you need to study up)

We know what it is. We are saying Xero is a zero. Saying that they're lame. We know their name.
And you better not have directed that role playing comment at me.

Xero is a helluva lot more than that. If anything, Xero is a more colorful character than Gordon, and a better one at that.

The role playing thing was towards 'Gordon' (god, I would much rather call him by his name at this point)

Also, Xero is female. I'm pointing this out because yet again, SOMEONE decided not to pay attention to any details. *coughcoughGordonyoupansycoughcough*

I figured it was. Hey go for it. I think I know it anyway. I cannot believe no one wants a chance to win a weapon off of me.
How about this. We fight and if you beat me, I'll let you choose one of my weapons as your own. (Minus my melting gun). Maybe someone will take me up on that.

Go for what? What did you already know?