Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Sorry, Since. My keyboard is jacked up.

AGREED.

You agree to what Gordon? I'm a goddess, not a mind reader. Well, I kind of can read minds but it's difficult to explain to mortals.

Xero is a zero. VK he isn't what you worked him up to be

I didn't even read anything about them really. Just between you and it. sounds like a moron to me. I could take it easily. I say it because I have no clue what Xero is. What's up today? I am feeling much better today. The poison is totally gone. My brother's funeral is tomorrow and I WON'T be attending. He won't poison me again that's for sure.

By the way, I just happened to save ONE bottle of Bud Light for myself. I would be willing to share it....for a price. And before you think 'I'll just wait for Dogh'd to get more' I paid him off to not buy anymore until I give the okay.
So, what are you willing to give?

You really hat me don't you?

That are your....

Care to finish that sentence in a way that makes sense?
And no I don't 'hat' you. I don't hate you either.

Jealous.

HA! Jealous of what?! I am so much more than you. I'm rich, I'm worshipped, I have it ALL. I have my whole kingdom at my beck and call. Why would I be jealous of YOU?

I wish there was someone here to fight. I need to release some stress. *flips random table just for the hell of it*
Nope. Not enough.

Honestly, 'Gordon', you really need to look at the fine print. A fight is a fight, and Xero (not zero, you turd) definitely puts up a fight.

(Side Note: Dear god, if that's the best you can do role-playing wise, you need to study up)