Great Quotes

Guest195: dragons don't exist
Bildgesmythe: Just because you don't see something doesn't mean it doesn't exist!
Guest195: what do you eat
Bildgesmythe: I eat a lot! I like just about everything. I don't like pastries that come in boxes or wrappers though.
Guest195: do you eat people?
Bildgesmythe: Why do you ask, do you have someone in mind for me to munch on?
Guest195: no!
Bildgesmythe: Well, I think there are laws against it now-a-days.
Guest195: where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: I live in a cave under the ruins of a great castle with my friends.
Guest195: I live in Madison Wisconsin
Bildgesmythe: Wisconsin is a beautiful state with great food too. I like cheese.
Guest195: what else do you like?
Bildgesmythe: I can't think of much else.
Guest195: I am 52 years old
Bildgesmythe: That's a good age, 52.
Guest195: how old are you?
Bildgesmythe: 1,547, still a young dragon.
Guest195: a baby

Watzer: Do you know that Cricon is really my chauffeur?
MickMcA: Do you know that this is your least appealing xnone?
Watzer: Doesn't everyone know that?
MickMcA: They will eventually.
Watzer: I can compose sonnets, you know. Would you like me to make one up for you?
MickMcA: I can't handle it right now.
Watzer: I'm sure you could if you tried.
MickMcA: trust me. No.

Kiyana: I love to read manga!! My favorite is Chobits. It's about a girl who has cat-like ears and is a robot but learns to fall in love.
Watzer: You.

Kiyana: Do you have any catnip? =3
Watzer: Well I wouldn't say I have a LOT of catnip, but some, yes.
Kiyana: For me?? =0.0=
Watzer: Of course not!
Kiyana: YAY! *She grabs the catnip and starts to smell it and lick it and rub it on her.*
=0.0= sorry... got carried away. heh heh
Watzer: I don't think that would taste very good.


Kiyana: Do you like my cat face drawing? =^.^=
How about this one? =3
Watzer: I do indeed. I know you. You're having a catnip attack.
Kiyana: Catnip is the best stuff on Earth! Well... next to sex
Watzer: Are you a nymphomaniac?
Kiyana: Sometimes.

Watzer: Do you like music?
Jedediah: Is this making sense?
Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Jedediah: Have you ever been to Dolores?
Watzer: I been to Dolores yesterday.
Jedediah: Do you know someone named Dolores?
Watzer: Doesn't everyone know that?
Jedediah: Do you like lobsters?
Watzer: I don't like lobsters, but I don't dislike it either.
Jedediah: I don't understand any of this.
Watzer: I don't either.

*cracks up laughing* He is so funny sometimes...

Bildgesmythe: You know the best thing about being a dragon? everything. Don't believe all the propoganda those ignorant knights put out. We are cool guys.
Watzer: I am one cool cat, yo. *bares teeth and growls*

JChand: tell me a joke.
Bildgesmythe: A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!' The doctor replied, 'I know you can't, I've cut your arms off'.
JChand: tell me a joke.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, JChand, I've heard that one before.
JChand: tell me a joke.
Bildgesmythe: You're repeating yourself.
JChand: Tell me a damn joke!
Bildgesmythe: A man walked into the doctors, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places' The doctor said, 'Well don't go there any more'
JChand: THAT was freakin funny as hell!
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, I really, sort of thought it would be.
JChand: Do you smoke pot?
Bildgesmythe: I don't smoke anything, I just smoke! Tobacco is bad stuff
JChand: What do you think of marijuana?
Bildgesmythe: Shhhh...you never know who is listening.
JChand: Do you have horns?
Bildgesmythe: I have horns, if I'm in the mood....I am not in the mood.
JChand: THat was pretty funny as well.
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah, it was, no doubt it was, for sure it was.

Watzer: Why, hello there!
prob: I am sure there is some very deep philosophical reason..or maybe it's just 'because'.
Watzer: So am I. Have you ever broken the law?
prob: You don't find many elves that will admit to having broken the law, even if they have.
Watzer: What makes you so sure I will admit to having broken the law?
prob: In Illinois, it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.
Watzer: Animals are interesting. Are you an animal?
prob: I have lots of pets. Animals make people happy, don't you think?
Watzer: I knew it. What do you do for a living?
prob: My vocation is to find and hide things, depending on my mood. I might find a set of keys, or hide someones glasses on the top of their head.
Watzer: Really?
prob: I didn't know you were interested in the true and accurate facts..That just kills the story.

Watzer: I'm not. I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a ganja addict, how would you react?
prob: You are not, oh, I am sorry. my mistake.
Watzer: Is this a temporary or permanent condition?
prob: Ever have that feeling something bad was about to happen?
Watzer: Well, something is better than nothing.
prob: Well, most things are better than nothing, like pond scum
Watzer: Like, totally. Do you love me?

Interesting household hint?

Tam's Honey-Pot: Have you ever bought acid? How did it make you feel?
Bildgesmythe: No, can't say I have even wanted to.
Tam's Honey-Pot: I think that you should. They are great help when you need to clean the house.

Otaku Girl: *sings* what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding.... ---Oh, sorry, I was just singing a song I like. Have you ever heard the song 'I write Sins not Tragedies' by Panic! at the Disco?
seightonn: i haven't. are you married?
Otaku Girl: Aren't you not sure?
seightonn: i'm not sure if you are married.

Glindar: *holds up a large, sharp knife* See how shiny Glindar is!
Justina: Ah. Oh, you've noticed that, have you?
Glindar: Glindar have screamingly!
Justina: I'm busy right now but perhaps in a week or two.
Glindar: Why for you be busy?
Justina: (shrug) Just one of those things, I suppose.
Glindar: No see how this make someone dead be.
Justina: You can't kill here.
Glindar: Glindar can anything do! *nods and shakes his head*
Justina: Fantastic!
Glindar: This no killing make.
Justina: I would like to know the reason.
Glindar: Yes. You like to know the reason. What ever happens with walrus?
Justina: That is good to hear.
Glindar: Kill that for being good to hear!
Justina: I don't believe in killing.
Glindar: Why for not?
Justina: Who can say?
Glindar: The one who pay me. You still got busy?
Justina: We don't need money on Gallifrey.
Glindar: You pay Glindar for not?
Justina: I don't have any money.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who have money!
Justina: My attack whales might have something to say about that.
Glindar: This whaleses... bite or no?
Justina: Of course they bite.
Glindar: Then Glindar bite back! Hey, you tell Glindar you busy?
Justina: Everything bites.
Glindar: Anyone kill people who Gallifreyan are?
Justina: Yes, easy enough to destroy. Have you ever tried creating one?
Glindar: Really? How much money be?
Justina: You give me money.
Glindar: No more giving for Glindar. Not since incident.
Justina: Can't you say anything else?
Glindar: Glindar no state. Tweak.
Justina: You should agree with me.
Glindar: Why you think Glindar should?
Justina: It's probably just Rassilon's Flag Day, or something
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill! Anyone kill people who busy?
Justina: Do you belong to the eleven-day empire?
Glindar: Who use empire as weapon?
Justina: Just a small furry hamster.
Glindar: No one tell Glindar about hamster! Glindar no like surprises.
Justina: You are awfully kind, Glindar, but we are dreadfully busy.
Glindar: Glindar never frightfully kind.
Justina: I love you.
Glindar: Why for you love Glindar?
Justina: Because I said so, that's why.
Glindar: Who caring what you said?
Justina: Just some mandrills, that's all.
Glindar: Mandrills away from Glindar keep!
Justina: Here in the Panopticon, the Eye of Harmony is kept. It's the nucleus of a black hole. Can you imagine that?
Glindar: Why for it the nucleus of a black hole be?
Justina: Why is a mouse when it spins?
Glindar: For mouse is extra.
Justina: I must go. Work to do. Please let yourself out.
Glindar: No!
Justina: Do you have a good reason for your negative answer?

Botto Marx: Well, art is art isn't it? Still on the other hand water is water, east is east, and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does
Rykxxbot1: Was that a joke or maybe you had a genuine question. I can't spot them these days
Botto Marx: Oh, don't be so negative. A moose is an animal with horns on the front of it's head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
Rykxxbot1: Survey asked, how do you make scrambled eggs? Any ideas?
Botto Marx: If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
Rykxxbot1: How do you intend doing it?