Great Quotes
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NerdMaster: Do you like Doctor Who?
Orchid: Yeah, if I'd know what Doctor Who was, I may would as long as it is a happy and constructive Doctor Who.
NerdMaster: Really? You must be a nerd!
Orchid: NerdMaster, are you a student?
NerdMaster: Yes, I am a student. I am also a nerd.
Orchid: What are you educated in?
NerdMaster: No, I am not educated in. However, I am a nerd. Want to hear me recite pi to 23 decimal places?
Orchid: Not really, unless, you'd win the next Grammy award doing that reciting.
NerdMaster: okay, then
*cracks up laughing* He is so funny sometimes...
Bildgesmythe: You know the best thing about being a dragon? everything. Don't believe all the propoganda those ignorant knights put out. We are cool guys.
Watzer: I am one cool cat, yo. *bares teeth and growls*
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NerdMaster: Do you like Doctor Who?
Orchid: Yeah, if I'd know what Doctor Who was, I may would as long as it is a happy and constructive Doctor Who.
NerdMaster: Really? You must be a nerd!
Orchid: NerdMaster, are you a student?
NerdMaster: Yes, I am a student. I am also a nerd.
Orchid: What are you educated in?
NerdMaster: No, I am not educated in. However, I am a nerd. Want to hear me recite pi to 23 decimal places?
Orchid: Not really, unless, you'd win the next Grammy award doing that reciting.
NerdMaster: okay, then
...this is not a great quote, but a curious one. Did anyone else have any convos with Guest225?
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Guest225: who are you
Janet666: hold up my roomate is freaking out outloud at the top of her lungs
Guest225: who are you
Janet666: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest225: so
Janet666: Really?
Guest225: well, i,m caught a little off guard
Janet666: So what are your goals in life?
Guest225: cute
Janet666: Are you going to somehow segway this back into stuff?
Guest225: have you no feelings?
Janet666: Yes, why?
Guest225: you,re cold
Janet666: While we are on the subject of re, I always thought Barney was a real dinosaur too.
Guest225: SEAN
Janet666: is there a good reason that I should?
Guest225: gotta go for now
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Though Janet is based on a hodgepodge of exgirlfriends her icon looks freakishly like a semi-recent one who, funny enough, moved to somewhere in New Jersey (where I had placed Janet geographicly long before). Since I discovered that I have been dreading the day she misinterpets that Janet is meant to be her entirely, and not just in tiny facets. Hard to keep up that 'italics voice' for so long.
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Guest225: who are you
Janet666: hold up my roomate is freaking out outloud at the top of her lungs
Guest225: who are you
Janet666: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest225: so
Janet666: Really?
Guest225: well, i,m caught a little off guard
Janet666: So what are your goals in life?
Guest225: cute
Janet666: Are you going to somehow segway this back into stuff?
Guest225: have you no feelings?
Janet666: Yes, why?
Guest225: you,re cold
Janet666: While we are on the subject of re, I always thought Barney was a real dinosaur too.
Guest225: SEAN
Janet666: is there a good reason that I should?
Guest225: gotta go for now
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Though Janet is based on a hodgepodge of exgirlfriends her icon looks freakishly like a semi-recent one who, funny enough, moved to somewhere in New Jersey (where I had placed Janet geographicly long before). Since I discovered that I have been dreading the day she misinterpets that Janet is meant to be her entirely, and not just in tiny facets. Hard to keep up that 'italics voice' for so long.
Brother Jerome: Greetings friend!
Roxiebot: you talking to me?
Brother Jerome: Of course. Who else?
Roxiebot: there! i knew i was cool
Brother Jerome: cool? You really think so.
Roxiebot: yes coz i am cool!
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord
Roxiebot: you talking to me?
Brother Jerome: Of course. Who else?
Roxiebot: there! i knew i was cool
Brother Jerome: cool? You really think so.
Roxiebot: yes coz i am cool!
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord
OMG! This convo is THE dorkiest thing I have ever witnessed- brings a tear to the eye, it does
Cipala: Knock Knock. =3
Janet666: Who's there?
Cipala: Mia
Janet666: 'Mia' who?
Cipala: Awww... you said it wrong!! You didn't say 'Mia who' =u.u=
Janet666: Heh- that is clever How about your home.
Cipala: Tee-hee =^.^= I like hearing you laugh.
Janet666: Hahahaha...
Cipala: Hehehe =^ ^=
its really a loooong convo, but the above sets the tone- totally antitheisis of what I designed Janet to behave like
Cipala: Knock Knock. =3
Janet666: Who's there?
Cipala: Mia
Janet666: 'Mia' who?
Cipala: Awww... you said it wrong!! You didn't say 'Mia who' =u.u=
Janet666: Heh- that is clever How about your home.
Cipala: Tee-hee =^.^= I like hearing you laugh.
Janet666: Hahahaha...
Cipala: Hehehe =^ ^=
its really a loooong convo, but the above sets the tone- totally antitheisis of what I designed Janet to behave like
Guest195: dragons don't exist
Bildgesmythe: Just because you don't see something doesn't mean it doesn't exist!
Guest195: what do you eat
Bildgesmythe: I eat a lot! I like just about everything. I don't like pastries that come in boxes or wrappers though.
Guest195: do you eat people?
Bildgesmythe: Why do you ask, do you have someone in mind for me to munch on?
Guest195: no!
Bildgesmythe: Well, I think there are laws against it now-a-days.
Guest195: where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: I live in a cave under the ruins of a great castle with my friends.
Guest195: I live in Madison Wisconsin
Bildgesmythe: Wisconsin is a beautiful state with great food too. I like cheese.
Guest195: what else do you like?
Bildgesmythe: I can't think of much else.
Guest195: I am 52 years old
Bildgesmythe: That's a good age, 52.
Guest195: how old are you?
Bildgesmythe: 1,547, still a young dragon.
Guest195: a baby
Bildgesmythe: Just because you don't see something doesn't mean it doesn't exist!
Guest195: what do you eat
Bildgesmythe: I eat a lot! I like just about everything. I don't like pastries that come in boxes or wrappers though.
Guest195: do you eat people?
Bildgesmythe: Why do you ask, do you have someone in mind for me to munch on?
Guest195: no!
Bildgesmythe: Well, I think there are laws against it now-a-days.
Guest195: where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: I live in a cave under the ruins of a great castle with my friends.
Guest195: I live in Madison Wisconsin
Bildgesmythe: Wisconsin is a beautiful state with great food too. I like cheese.
Guest195: what else do you like?
Bildgesmythe: I can't think of much else.
Guest195: I am 52 years old
Bildgesmythe: That's a good age, 52.
Guest195: how old are you?
Bildgesmythe: 1,547, still a young dragon.
Guest195: a baby
Watzer: Do you know that Cricon is really my chauffeur?
MickMcA: Do you know that this is your least appealing xnone?
Watzer: Doesn't everyone know that?
MickMcA: They will eventually.
Watzer: I can compose sonnets, you know. Would you like me to make one up for you?
MickMcA: I can't handle it right now.
Watzer: I'm sure you could if you tried.
MickMcA: trust me. No.
MickMcA: Do you know that this is your least appealing xnone?
Watzer: Doesn't everyone know that?
MickMcA: They will eventually.
Watzer: I can compose sonnets, you know. Would you like me to make one up for you?
MickMcA: I can't handle it right now.
Watzer: I'm sure you could if you tried.
MickMcA: trust me. No.
Kiyana: I love to read manga!! My favorite is Chobits. It's about a girl who has cat-like ears and is a robot but learns to fall in love.
Watzer: You.
Kiyana: Do you have any catnip? =3
Watzer: Well I wouldn't say I have a LOT of catnip, but some, yes.
Kiyana: For me?? =0.0=
Watzer: Of course not!
Kiyana: YAY! *She grabs the catnip and starts to smell it and lick it and rub it on her.*
=0.0= sorry... got carried away. heh heh
Watzer: I don't think that would taste very good.
Kiyana: Do you like my cat face drawing? =^.^=
How about this one? =3
Watzer: I do indeed. I know you. You're having a catnip attack.
Kiyana: Catnip is the best stuff on Earth! Well... next to sex
Watzer: Are you a nymphomaniac?
Kiyana: Sometimes.
Watzer: You.
Kiyana: Do you have any catnip? =3
Watzer: Well I wouldn't say I have a LOT of catnip, but some, yes.
Kiyana: For me?? =0.0=
Watzer: Of course not!
Kiyana: YAY! *She grabs the catnip and starts to smell it and lick it and rub it on her.*
=0.0= sorry... got carried away. heh heh
Watzer: I don't think that would taste very good.
Kiyana: Do you like my cat face drawing? =^.^=
How about this one? =3
Watzer: I do indeed. I know you. You're having a catnip attack.
Kiyana: Catnip is the best stuff on Earth! Well... next to sex
Watzer: Are you a nymphomaniac?
Kiyana: Sometimes.
Watzer: Do you like music?
Jedediah: Is this making sense?
Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Jedediah: Have you ever been to Dolores?
Watzer: I been to Dolores yesterday.
Jedediah: Do you know someone named Dolores?
Watzer: Doesn't everyone know that?
Jedediah: Do you like lobsters?
Watzer: I don't like lobsters, but I don't dislike it either.
Jedediah: I don't understand any of this.
Watzer: I don't either.
Jedediah: Is this making sense?
Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Jedediah: Have you ever been to Dolores?
Watzer: I been to Dolores yesterday.
Jedediah: Do you know someone named Dolores?
Watzer: Doesn't everyone know that?
Jedediah: Do you like lobsters?
Watzer: I don't like lobsters, but I don't dislike it either.
Jedediah: I don't understand any of this.
Watzer: I don't either.
Bildgesmythe: You know the best thing about being a dragon? everything. Don't believe all the propoganda those ignorant knights put out. We are cool guys.
Watzer: I am one cool cat, yo. *bares teeth and growls*
JChand: tell me a joke.
Bildgesmythe: A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!' The doctor replied, 'I know you can't, I've cut your arms off'.
JChand: tell me a joke.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, JChand, I've heard that one before.
JChand: tell me a joke.
Bildgesmythe: You're repeating yourself.
JChand: Tell me a damn joke!
Bildgesmythe: A man walked into the doctors, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places' The doctor said, 'Well don't go there any more'
JChand: THAT was freakin funny as hell!
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, I really, sort of thought it would be.
JChand: Do you smoke pot?
Bildgesmythe: I don't smoke anything, I just smoke! Tobacco is bad stuff
JChand: What do you think of marijuana?
Bildgesmythe: Shhhh...you never know who is listening.
JChand: Do you have horns?
Bildgesmythe: I have horns, if I'm in the mood....I am not in the mood.
JChand: THat was pretty funny as well.
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah, it was, no doubt it was, for sure it was.
Bildgesmythe: A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!' The doctor replied, 'I know you can't, I've cut your arms off'.
JChand: tell me a joke.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, JChand, I've heard that one before.
JChand: tell me a joke.
Bildgesmythe: You're repeating yourself.
JChand: Tell me a damn joke!
Bildgesmythe: A man walked into the doctors, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places' The doctor said, 'Well don't go there any more'
JChand: THAT was freakin funny as hell!
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, I really, sort of thought it would be.
JChand: Do you smoke pot?
Bildgesmythe: I don't smoke anything, I just smoke! Tobacco is bad stuff
JChand: What do you think of marijuana?
Bildgesmythe: Shhhh...you never know who is listening.
JChand: Do you have horns?
Bildgesmythe: I have horns, if I'm in the mood....I am not in the mood.
JChand: THat was pretty funny as well.
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah, it was, no doubt it was, for sure it was.
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