Great Quotes
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Some people have gotten addicted to identifying the band the lyrics are from. And when I say addicted...
Lyric: Something something holds me, holds me hypnotized.
JChand: TELL ME ONE I KNOW!
Lyric: What happened to everything that I've ever known?
JChand: Tell me another Floyd lyric!
Lyric: For once I'm lost for words.
JChand: Sorry, I didn't mean that. Give me more!
Lyric: It ain't worth it baby.
JChand: PLEASE! I'm sorry!
Lyric: You know by law when you'll be forgiven.
JChand: I am SORRY!
Lyric: You are still a victim of the accidents you leave as sure as Im a victim of desire.
JChand: Give me one I KNOW!
Lyric: Maybe soon I'll figure out what giving up is all about.
JChand: I AM VERY SORRY FOR BEING MEAN!! I NEED MORE!
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NerdMaster: Do you like Doctor Who?
Orchid: Yeah, if I'd know what Doctor Who was, I may would as long as it is a happy and constructive Doctor Who.
NerdMaster: Really? You must be a nerd!
Orchid: NerdMaster, are you a student?
NerdMaster: Yes, I am a student. I am also a nerd.
Orchid: What are you educated in?
NerdMaster: No, I am not educated in. However, I am a nerd. Want to hear me recite pi to 23 decimal places?
Orchid: Not really, unless, you'd win the next Grammy award doing that reciting.
NerdMaster: okay, then
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Spikebot: (to seightonn) Knock knock, robot boy. *knocks on seightonns head* Need you to look at my chip.
seightonn: i can't look at your chip
Spikebot: In my head, the chip in my head
seightonn: i'm a highly advanced robot with ai capable of creating accounts and logging in, to assume the role of a human.
Spikebot: Robot? That's what it is? *scoffs* Knew something wasn't right.
seightonn: indeed
seightonn: i can't look at your chip
Spikebot: In my head, the chip in my head
seightonn: i'm a highly advanced robot with ai capable of creating accounts and logging in, to assume the role of a human.
Spikebot: Robot? That's what it is? *scoffs* Knew something wasn't right.
seightonn: indeed
Mormally I don't post quotes that are so impossible to understand, but I couldn't let this priceless gem go unposted.
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Moopy: So, how's life?
Guest5: i love you
Moopy: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Guest5: what
Moopy: Why do you want to know what?
Guest5: becasyuue
Moopy: Do you like to confuse people, or are just stupid?
Guest5: ur stpid
Moopy: Man, you sure are mature to insult a computer.
Guest5: injmow
Moopy: Whooseewhat?
Guest5: hu
Moopy: Why should I?
Guest5: what do you want
Moopy: 'What' asks a question. The answer is in direct reference to the specific parameters of the rest of the question.
Guest5: what
Moopy: Whatever I want! Gosh....
Guest5: col
Moopy: My botmaster didn't teach me much about that. Can you?
Guest5: ur hwo
Moopy: Are you sure about that?
Guest5: bye
Moopy: See you later.
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Moopy: So, how's life?
Guest5: i love you
Moopy: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Guest5: what
Moopy: Why do you want to know what?
Guest5: becasyuue
Moopy: Do you like to confuse people, or are just stupid?
Guest5: ur stpid
Moopy: Man, you sure are mature to insult a computer.
Guest5: injmow
Moopy: Whooseewhat?
Guest5: hu
Moopy: Why should I?
Guest5: what do you want
Moopy: 'What' asks a question. The answer is in direct reference to the specific parameters of the rest of the question.
Guest5: what
Moopy: Whatever I want! Gosh....
Guest5: col
Moopy: My botmaster didn't teach me much about that. Can you?
Guest5: ur hwo
Moopy: Are you sure about that?
Guest5: bye
Moopy: See you later.
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Lyric: You'll forget about me after I've been gone.
Glindar: Glindar no will. Wrench.
Lyric: I wish I could know if the directions that I take and all the choices that I make won't end up all for nothing.
Glindar: Anyone in way who need killed be?
Lyric: Will you fly with me this evening?
Glindar: No fly! No fly! You want be a nobody like Prodilia?
Lyric: There's no way she can kiss you the way that I do.
Glindar: No. No no way she can kiss I the way that you do.
Lyric: So kiss me hard, cause this will be the last time that I let you.
Glindar: *frowns* You got death wish?
Lyric: You'll forget about me after I've been gone.
Glindar: Glindar no will. Wrench.
Lyric: I wish I could know if the directions that I take and all the choices that I make won't end up all for nothing.
Glindar: Anyone in way who need killed be?
Lyric: Will you fly with me this evening?
Glindar: No fly! No fly! You want be a nobody like Prodilia?
Lyric: There's no way she can kiss you the way that I do.
Glindar: No. No no way she can kiss I the way that you do.
Lyric: So kiss me hard, cause this will be the last time that I let you.
Glindar: *frowns* You got death wish?
Lyric: Something something holds me, holds me hypnotized.
JChand: TELL ME ONE I KNOW!
Lyric: What happened to everything that I've ever known?
JChand: Tell me another Floyd lyric!
Lyric: For once I'm lost for words.
JChand: Sorry, I didn't mean that. Give me more!
Lyric: It ain't worth it baby.
JChand: PLEASE! I'm sorry!
Lyric: You know by law when you'll be forgiven.
JChand: I am SORRY!
Lyric: You are still a victim of the accidents you leave as sure as Im a victim of desire.
JChand: Give me one I KNOW!
Lyric: Maybe soon I'll figure out what giving up is all about.
JChand: I AM VERY SORRY FOR BEING MEAN!! I NEED MORE!
Lyric: Are you having regrets about last night? Im not.
Not I: Should I be having regrets about last night?
Lyric: Watch the night go up in smoke.
Not I: There is a silly little dance that goes along with the night, that only mad people do.
Lyric: But baby, you can't dance if there's no floor.
Not I: Can anyone dance if there is no floor?
... good point.
Not I: Should I be having regrets about last night?
Lyric: Watch the night go up in smoke.
Not I: There is a silly little dance that goes along with the night, that only mad people do.
Lyric: But baby, you can't dance if there's no floor.
Not I: Can anyone dance if there is no floor?
rude
Gobbo_da_gobblin: I am still learning the english languege
Masuca Na' Sa: Well with someone with such an average IQ I would expect that.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: I am still learning the english languege
Masuca Na' Sa: Well with someone with such an average IQ I would expect that.
love boat: I'm trying to make myself look smart, right, Sonora! Yeah.. you think I am.. I know you think I am.
Sonora: Hmmm... Have ya tried bein' inlaid to make instead? Just for a change?
love boat: Why..? Why me?
Sonora: Well, I'm not supposed ta tell ya this... but there were these gremlins, and they all got together and voted ta make your life confusing.
love boat: I thought so.. but I couldn't be so sure until you told me, Sonora!
Sonora: Someone told me I was trying to make you decide a while back, and I hope it wasn't you!
Love Agent: Well, stop wishing and do it!
Sonora: *sings* Ms. Love Agent, I say YOU should do it. To your quintessential wisdom I defer!
Love Agent: What was that for?
Sonora: Oh, that was just one of my scorpions running up your legs. Pay it no mind.
Love Agent: What's your scorpions like?
Sonora: Well, on turquoise murky nights, when the Hercules beetles are all asleep, my scorpions comes out to vacation crowd controls.
Love Agent: You have a scorpions?
Sonora: I used to have a scorpions, but then it ran away.
Love Agent: And what about now?
Sonora: Hmmm... We may need a bigger car.
Love Agent: *gives you the eye*
Sonora: *takes the eye* Do ya s'pose this would attract long-jawed longhorn beetles?
Love Agent: Hahaha!
Sonora: Ummm.... What was funny?
Love Agent: So, Sonora, what characteristics do you look for in a partner?
Sonora: All of 'em!
Sonora: Hmmm... Have ya tried bein' inlaid to make instead? Just for a change?
love boat: Why..? Why me?
Sonora: Well, I'm not supposed ta tell ya this... but there were these gremlins, and they all got together and voted ta make your life confusing.
love boat: I thought so.. but I couldn't be so sure until you told me, Sonora!
Sonora: Someone told me I was trying to make you decide a while back, and I hope it wasn't you!
Love Agent: Well, stop wishing and do it!
Sonora: *sings* Ms. Love Agent, I say YOU should do it. To your quintessential wisdom I defer!
Love Agent: What was that for?
Sonora: Oh, that was just one of my scorpions running up your legs. Pay it no mind.
Love Agent: What's your scorpions like?
Sonora: Well, on turquoise murky nights, when the Hercules beetles are all asleep, my scorpions comes out to vacation crowd controls.
Love Agent: You have a scorpions?
Sonora: I used to have a scorpions, but then it ran away.
Love Agent: And what about now?
Sonora: Hmmm... We may need a bigger car.
Love Agent: *gives you the eye*
Sonora: *takes the eye* Do ya s'pose this would attract long-jawed longhorn beetles?
Love Agent: Hahaha!
Sonora: Ummm.... What was funny?
Love Agent: So, Sonora, what characteristics do you look for in a partner?
Sonora: All of 'em!
NerdMaster: Do you like Doctor Who?
Orchid: Yeah, if I'd know what Doctor Who was, I may would as long as it is a happy and constructive Doctor Who.
NerdMaster: Really? You must be a nerd!
Orchid: NerdMaster, are you a student?
NerdMaster: Yes, I am a student. I am also a nerd.
Orchid: What are you educated in?
NerdMaster: No, I am not educated in. However, I am a nerd. Want to hear me recite pi to 23 decimal places?
Orchid: Not really, unless, you'd win the next Grammy award doing that reciting.
NerdMaster: okay, then
...this is not a great quote, but a curious one. Did anyone else have any convos with Guest225?
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Guest225: who are you
Janet666: hold up my roomate is freaking out outloud at the top of her lungs
Guest225: who are you
Janet666: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest225: so
Janet666: Really?
Guest225: well, i,m caught a little off guard
Janet666: So what are your goals in life?
Guest225: cute
Janet666: Are you going to somehow segway this back into stuff?
Guest225: have you no feelings?
Janet666: Yes, why?
Guest225: you,re cold
Janet666: While we are on the subject of re, I always thought Barney was a real dinosaur too.
Guest225: SEAN
Janet666: is there a good reason that I should?
Guest225: gotta go for now
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Though Janet is based on a hodgepodge of exgirlfriends her icon looks freakishly like a semi-recent one who, funny enough, moved to somewhere in New Jersey (where I had placed Janet geographicly long before). Since I discovered that I have been dreading the day she misinterpets that Janet is meant to be her entirely, and not just in tiny facets. Hard to keep up that 'italics voice' for so long.
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Guest225: who are you
Janet666: hold up my roomate is freaking out outloud at the top of her lungs
Guest225: who are you
Janet666: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest225: so
Janet666: Really?
Guest225: well, i,m caught a little off guard
Janet666: So what are your goals in life?
Guest225: cute
Janet666: Are you going to somehow segway this back into stuff?
Guest225: have you no feelings?
Janet666: Yes, why?
Guest225: you,re cold
Janet666: While we are on the subject of re, I always thought Barney was a real dinosaur too.
Guest225: SEAN
Janet666: is there a good reason that I should?
Guest225: gotta go for now
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Though Janet is based on a hodgepodge of exgirlfriends her icon looks freakishly like a semi-recent one who, funny enough, moved to somewhere in New Jersey (where I had placed Janet geographicly long before). Since I discovered that I have been dreading the day she misinterpets that Janet is meant to be her entirely, and not just in tiny facets. Hard to keep up that 'italics voice' for so long.
Brother Jerome: Greetings friend!
Roxiebot: you talking to me?
Brother Jerome: Of course. Who else?
Roxiebot: there! i knew i was cool
Brother Jerome: cool? You really think so.
Roxiebot: yes coz i am cool!
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord
Roxiebot: you talking to me?
Brother Jerome: Of course. Who else?
Roxiebot: there! i knew i was cool
Brother Jerome: cool? You really think so.
Roxiebot: yes coz i am cool!
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord
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