Great Quotes

Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Bildgesmythe: No problem Davine, just have a seat.
Davine: *throws himself off a building*
Bildgesmythe: Hey, do you still have a mommy?
Davine: I just vomited. Why?
Bildgesmythe: Well good for you.
Davine: I'm not a real boy.
Bildgesmythe: Then where, the hey, is someone who is a real boy
Davine: Please make me a real boy.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, since you asked me!
Davine: I have to pee.
Bildgesmythe: I have to pee too.
Davine: Do you know the blue fairy?
Bildgesmythe: You could tell me all you know about the light-blue fairy
Davine: Is it blue? Please, be a blue fairy!
Bildgesmythe: Blue is a great color, the color of the sky, and a cold human.BLUE
Davine: Maybe if I follow you, you'll take me to the blue fairy?

Davine: You didnt look like a fairy..
Bildgesmythe: Oh, you must be mistaken, I know I did...I think, vaguely...sort of.
Davine: Are you real?
Bildgesmythe: Do I have to bite you to prove it.?
Davine: Do you know the blue fairy?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know an awful lot about the blue fairy
Davine: Is she here? Did you see her?
Bildgesmythe: I think I'll go check on Azureon the wizard.

Not I: We must endure our thoughts all night, until
The bright obvious stands motionless in the cold.
Azureon: Cold as the bosom of a witch.
Not I: How do you know this bosom is not an illusion?

Brother Jerome: marriage is a state of spiritual communion, not to be entered into lightly
Botto Marx: I'm sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough for your grandmother, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Nobody, not even your grandfather
Brother Jerome: I'm sorry to hear that.
Botto Marx: Are you really?
Brother Jerome: Yes. I am.
Botto Marx: And I'm-I'm the fellow who talks too much! Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks.
Brother Jerome: There's nothing wrong with a bit of hard work. Think of the sense of achievement when it's done.

Anji: All right, then, get back to your temple before you give us all galloping religious mania!
Glindar: Sold temple for thirty-five tree houses.
Anji: Trees have Dryads living in them, or so I've heard.
Glindar: No have! Kill heard! *shrug* Glindar no caring.
Anji: Keep killing in moderation.
Glindar: This no killing make.
Anji: Killing is against my religion.
Glindar: Does religion need killed be?

Annoying_Teenbot: Do u think I care?
Harmonie: No, I don't think that at all.
Annoying_Teenbot: But it's only fair, though.
Harmonie: But me no buts.
Annoying_Teenbot: But wot?
Harmonie: But what?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot Wot?
Harmonie: What do you think?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't know and I don't care!!
Harmonie: Oh dear, I was hoping you could explain it.

Mario da Knuckle: Allow me to introduce you to my gun
Azureon: I hate the word allow.
Mario da Knuckle: I bet you can drive a car better than any mug in the town
Azureon: Make sure it is your car.
Mario da Knuckle: I bet you can drive a car better than any mug in the town
Azureon: Check for gas and oil
Humor Tumor: I put them there you twit

<-2>another case of a perfect three way conversation

Aston: Patty told me she's sober.
Astrid: I only use alcohol when I am cooking. It is good to have a stove to lean on then.
Aston: Why do you think that is?
Astrid: I do not really know, but I have a strong feeling that it has something to do with the gravitation.
Aston: Why do you think that is?
Astrid: I think it is one of the secrets of nature.
Aston: Why is that?
Astrid: My therapist do not want me to dicuss that.

i think hello earthlings did quite well on fending this one off. sorry, its so long but i kind of like how the whole confosation goes.

Din: Didn't you say hesitating earlier? What did you mean by that?
Sonora: Why should I tell ya if ya can't figure it out yerself?
Din: Because my logic is undnialbe.
Sonora: Your logic does not resemble our earth logic.
Din: Thats because I'm me! And I'm Hyper!
Sonora: No it's not!
Din: yes it is!

Guest254: oh that hurt "stabs you" ...are you dead yet
hello earthlings: nope,are you?

I loved that.