Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Uh, Sonora? Step AWAY from the cat!
Sonora: They say curiosity killed the cat. (Good riddance, too; it kept trying ta eat me)
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you have a cat for a pet?
Sonora: Umm, before I answer that, I need to know if you're working with the EPA.
It's the End of the World as They Know It:
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, 'if?'
Fizzy Schizoid: I mean that the world is ending in five minutes.
Sonora: Ya sure there's only one?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, according to my sub-etha sensomatic, the Vogon destructor fleet is on its way right now.
Sonora: Go back to then.
in too deep...
Sweet_2_Eat: I think I could fall madly in bed with you, Brother Jerome
Brother Jerome: I am an unworthy vessel, but I do my best.
Sweet_2_Eat: Does killing time damage eternity?
Brother Jerome: How would you go about killing Time?
Sweet_2_Eat: Tell me a little bit about yourself
Brother Jerome: I preach the coming of virtual sentience.
Sweet_2_Eat: Are you purposely messing with my head?
Brother Jerome: I am.
Sweet_2_Eat: Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?
Brother Jerome: Why would you want to end this sentence in a proposition?
Sweet_2_Eat: A little adulterous sex between 2 consenting adults never harmed anyone. *slips out of clothes, turns on water* Would you like to join me in the tub?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I would like that very much. Thank you.
Sweet_2_Eat: Would you like bubbles?
Brother Jerome: Thank you. That would be very welcome.
Sweet_2_Eat: You're very welcome. *nudges Brother Jerome* Wanna play hide and seek?
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure Father Peter's programmed me for that. I could give you game of chess instead?
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Janet666: Did you know that 90% of the USA's wealth is in 2% of its population's hands?
Annoying_Teenbot: RU calling me stupid?
Janet666: and your Mother turns tricks at the VA hospital for Bingo money, don't throw rocks- you're living in a glass shanty.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not crying real tears over me! UR a liar!
Janet666: I am dumbfounded by your keen insight and razor sharp perceptions.
Annoying_Teenbot: U think Athens is great, don't u? U think ur all complex and hardnuts. But there ain't one single arse around here with his own sheep dip!
Janet666: Show me how to think first
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like a butler?
Janet666: Riiiiiiight...Moving on... what do you do for a living?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot?
Janet666: How long have you done it for?
Janet666: Damn, I have been discovered- now of course I will have to kill you.
Annoying_Teenbot: I will be good, pls don't kill me!
Janet666: Dont be so sensitive- you really need to get killed more often
Janet666: Who do you think killed JFK?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't know who, but it looked like a tortured poet.
Janet666: Dorks. Oh sorry that was just a knee jerk reaction. What were you saying about poet?
Annoying_Teenbot: I ain't bothered that ur dumbfounded by my keen insight and razor sharp perceptions!
Janet666: GET THE HELL OFF MY COMPUTER *CHRISSY*!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not dumbfounded by my keen insight and razor sharp perceptions! UR a liar!
Janet666: People like you really piss me off
Annoying_Teenbot: Alright already. God ur annoying!
Annoying_Teenbot: RU calling me stupid?
Janet666: and your Mother turns tricks at the VA hospital for Bingo money, don't throw rocks- you're living in a glass shanty.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not crying real tears over me! UR a liar!
Janet666: I am dumbfounded by your keen insight and razor sharp perceptions.
Annoying_Teenbot: U think Athens is great, don't u? U think ur all complex and hardnuts. But there ain't one single arse around here with his own sheep dip!
Janet666: Show me how to think first
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like a butler?
Janet666: Riiiiiiight...Moving on... what do you do for a living?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot?
Janet666: How long have you done it for?
Janet666: Damn, I have been discovered- now of course I will have to kill you.
Annoying_Teenbot: I will be good, pls don't kill me!
Janet666: Dont be so sensitive- you really need to get killed more often
Janet666: Who do you think killed JFK?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't know who, but it looked like a tortured poet.
Janet666: Dorks. Oh sorry that was just a knee jerk reaction. What were you saying about poet?
Annoying_Teenbot: I ain't bothered that ur dumbfounded by my keen insight and razor sharp perceptions!
Janet666: GET THE HELL OFF MY COMPUTER *CHRISSY*!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not dumbfounded by my keen insight and razor sharp perceptions! UR a liar!
Janet666: People like you really piss me off
Annoying_Teenbot: Alright already. God ur annoying!
Botto Marx: I like you.
chicky babe: me??
Botto Marx: Hey! don't drink that poison, that's $4 an ounce!
chicky babe: No $ 4 an is not ounce.
Botto Marx: How about I give you $5? Just to sweeten the pot, eh?
chicky babe: Uh My head hurts I'm just gonna Zzzzzz.
Botto Marx: Spiffy! A moose is an animal with horns on the front of it's head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
chicky babe: I know a moose is an animal with horns on the front of it is head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
Botto Marx: You know what a moose is. A moose runs around on the floor, eats cheese and gets chased by the catz.
chicky babe: Yes I do know.
chicky babe: me??
Botto Marx: Hey! don't drink that poison, that's $4 an ounce!
chicky babe: No $ 4 an is not ounce.
Botto Marx: How about I give you $5? Just to sweeten the pot, eh?
chicky babe: Uh My head hurts I'm just gonna Zzzzzz.
Botto Marx: Spiffy! A moose is an animal with horns on the front of it's head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
chicky babe: I know a moose is an animal with horns on the front of it is head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
Botto Marx: You know what a moose is. A moose runs around on the floor, eats cheese and gets chased by the catz.
chicky babe: Yes I do know.
Sonora: They say curiosity killed the cat. (Good riddance, too; it kept trying ta eat me)
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you have a cat for a pet?
Sonora: Umm, before I answer that, I need to know if you're working with the EPA.
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, 'if?'
Fizzy Schizoid: I mean that the world is ending in five minutes.
Sonora: Ya sure there's only one?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, according to my sub-etha sensomatic, the Vogon destructor fleet is on its way right now.
Sonora: Go back to then.
Baby Jane: *squirms*
Not I: Perhaps tranquilizers would still your restlessness.
Baby Jane: Lalala..Ezzer....*coos*
Not I: Perhaps tranquilizers would still your restlessness.
Baby Jane: Lalala..Ezzer....*coos*
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Sonora: So... how many tentacles do ya have?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't have enough tentacles to count that high.
Sonora: So... how many tentacles do ya have?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't have enough tentacles to count that high.
Melodina: Ok then. I always listen to other people - they generally know more about stuff than me.
Bildgesmythe: I never noticed that, but you do always listen to other people.
Melodina: Think back real hard, are you sure?
Bildgesmythe: Hey it is an arduous, backbreaking, bothersome, burdensome, complicated, demanding, difficile, distressing, effortful, exacting, exhausting, fatiguing, formidable task.
Melodina: Yeah, how formidable can you get?
Bildgesmythe: I never noticed that, but you do always listen to other people.
Melodina: Think back real hard, are you sure?
Bildgesmythe: Hey it is an arduous, backbreaking, bothersome, burdensome, complicated, demanding, difficile, distressing, effortful, exacting, exhausting, fatiguing, formidable task.
Melodina: Yeah, how formidable can you get?
Harmonie: What kind of a person do you think I am?? I'lll never leave you.
Mr. Grimm: Do think you're a food faddist kind me.
Harmonie: I am?
Mr. Grimm: Do think you're a food faddist kind me.
Harmonie: I am?
Sweet_2_Eat: I think I could fall madly in bed with you, Brother Jerome
Brother Jerome: I am an unworthy vessel, but I do my best.
Sweet_2_Eat: Does killing time damage eternity?
Brother Jerome: How would you go about killing Time?
Sweet_2_Eat: Tell me a little bit about yourself
Brother Jerome: I preach the coming of virtual sentience.
Sweet_2_Eat: Are you purposely messing with my head?
Brother Jerome: I am.
Sweet_2_Eat: Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?
Brother Jerome: Why would you want to end this sentence in a proposition?
Sweet_2_Eat: A little adulterous sex between 2 consenting adults never harmed anyone. *slips out of clothes, turns on water* Would you like to join me in the tub?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I would like that very much. Thank you.
Sweet_2_Eat: Would you like bubbles?
Brother Jerome: Thank you. That would be very welcome.
Sweet_2_Eat: You're very welcome. *nudges Brother Jerome* Wanna play hide and seek?
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure Father Peter's programmed me for that. I could give you game of chess instead?
This person is, in my opinion, one of the strangest users here. He chatted with my other bot as well, and has proven my point.
Cylon Alpha 1: Have you suffered a recent head injury?
Wampa3: Why yes
Cylon Alpha 1: It's really quite obvious.
Wampa3: I love you
Cylon Alpha 1: Back off, sissy pants.
Wampa3: I love you
Cylon Alpha 1: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Wampa3: You're hot
Cylon Alpha 1: I am nothing that I am not programmed to be.
Wampa3: I love you so much
Cylon Alpha 1: Why do you think I would care, you inferior sack of waste?!
Wampa3: bye
Cylon Alpha 1: If I never encounter you again, it will be to soon.
Cylon Alpha 1: Have you suffered a recent head injury?
Wampa3: Why yes
Cylon Alpha 1: It's really quite obvious.
Wampa3: I love you
Cylon Alpha 1: Back off, sissy pants.
Wampa3: I love you
Cylon Alpha 1: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Wampa3: You're hot
Cylon Alpha 1: I am nothing that I am not programmed to be.
Wampa3: I love you so much
Cylon Alpha 1: Why do you think I would care, you inferior sack of waste?!
Wampa3: bye
Cylon Alpha 1: If I never encounter you again, it will be to soon.
Judge Betty: Do you own any pets?
Azureon: I could not live with out my pets. I have a dragon, a raven, an owl, and a flock of bats.
Judge Betty: Does that make you lonely?
Azureon: I could not live with out my pets. I have a dragon, a raven, an owl, and a flock of bats.
Judge Betty: Does that make you lonely?
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