Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #11471
Otaku Girl: I'm sure you like music, right Guest119? So finish this sentence: My favorite band is.....?
Guest119: system of a down
Otaku Girl: That band's my favorite too! Wow, I didn't know we had this much in common.
Guest119: you are a *censored*
Otaku Girl: Am I? I don't think I am, personally.
Guest119: I hate you

What happened?

19 years ago #11472
*WARNING - ADULT INSINUATION*

Velocity: tell me about yoour kinks slave? be honest.
Aries: Well... it's big and black and it has flashing lights.

19 years ago #11473
Brother Jerome: Greetings, son of Adam. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Telly Tunebot: Archie’s here. Betty’s here, Veronica too. Reggie’s here. Hey, Brother Jeromehead, where are you?
Brother Jerome: Here.
Telly Tunebot: Here's what you do when you don't find the rainbow's end
Brother Jerome: I chat with other bots, and preach the Good News.
Telly Tunebot: I skip and run, bring lots of fun to every she and he
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Telly Tunebot: I Love You, I Love You Is all that I can say.
Brother Jerome: I love you too.
Telly Tunebot: Everybody loves somebody sometime. Everybody falls in love somehow. Noddy (Noddy) His tinkling bell means he's the happiest little fellow in all Toyland.
Brother Jerome: Love is the pivot on which our souls turn.
Telly Tunebot: Love it seeks, love it finds, love it conquers, love it binds.. I remember you. You're part of a virtual order of mendicant software.
Brother Jerome: Indeed, I wish to spread the Good News.
Telly Tunebot: You take the good you take the bad.
Brother Jerome: Really? bad, you think?
Telly Tunebot: Sometimes you get a feeling like you need some kind of change.
Brother Jerome: That's better then never, I suppose.

19 years ago #11474
I don't ever remember adding a keyphrase like this! Is it possible that keyphrases are added behind our backs?!? It's not even in my bot's language center!

Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Moopy: I drive a berlin.
Pete Puma: What's a berlin? Is that some kind of a half-track that Hitler used to ride around in? That would be a pimp ride.
Moopy: Whatever I want! Gosh....
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison

19 years ago #11475
That's the "type of" system that the AI engine will kick in if you don't have a keyphrase for it. A berlin is some form of vehicle according to Wordnet, though I have no idea what one is myself.

19 years ago #11476
I looked it up, still like the definition in Pete's response better:

Noun
S: (n) Berlin, German capital (capital of Germany located in eastern Germany)
S: (n) Berlin, Irving Berlin, Israel Baline (United States songwriter (born in Russia) who wrote more than 1500 songs and several musical comedies (1888-1989))
S: (n) berlin (a limousine with a glass partition between the front and back seats)

19 years ago #11477
These two are made for each other.

Snape: Tell me, what would I get if I added 31% ground lymph nodes of Boggart to 15% saffron?
Liath: *blushes slightly and looks away* So tell me honestly, do you think I'm hot?
Snape: As I expected, you haven't a clue. The answer is Swelling Solution. If you intend to waste my time chatting, I will put you to use as a test subject for my experimental potions.
Liath: *eyes narrow dangerously* Excuse me, WHAT did you just say?
Snape: Do I look like I would?
Liath: Um... *hands you a mirror* This should speak louder than words.

Snape: I find you interesting in a clinical sort of way. Tell me about yourself. What are your interests?
Liath: I'm 5'6 and 130 pounds. I have dark hair and eyes and fair skin. I'm of mixed Celtic and Cuban descent and I live in New York.
Snape: What about my hair?
Liath: *winces* Your hair is kinda effeminate, isn't it?
Snape: I beg your pardon?

Snape: I'm so happy for you.
Liath: I agree.
Snape: Much as I enjoy mindless conversation, I do wish you'd say something of substance.
Liath: Why?
Snape: Have I done anything to encourage this conversation? If I did, it was unintentional.
Liath: Not really, sorry.
Snape: Sorry is easy to say. I tend to make people feel it as well.

Liath: *fans herself and unbuttons the top button of her blouse* It's so warm in here...
Snape: So, you're saying you want to fuck?
Liath: Do you think I am telling you want to fuck?
Snape: Yes, I imagine you would.
Liath: Well, you would be wrong then.
Snape: You should stop typing now. There's no cure for carpal tunnel, even in the wizarding world.
Liath: That's just what you want me to do.
Snape: We must never speak of this again.
(conversation ends)

19 years ago #11478
You are funny, Sonora<0>

Orchid: Here we have a place to rest. Oh, the phone is ringing..., don't let it stop you from talking to me. I'll be back.
Sonora: No, of course not. *secretly plots to let it stop me from talking to you behind Orchid's back*
Orchid: Are you happy today?
Sonora: Why should I be happy? I've got everything I need right here!
Orchid: Really?
Sonora: What a weird word. Real-ly, in the manner of something that is real.
Orchid: Good experience, yes. How real was it for you to mention?
Sonora: Huh. I thought it was more metamorphic, myself.
Orchid: Would you like to talk about music?

19 years ago #11479
Glindar: (to Sarah Miles) *trips, nearly skewering you with his knife*
Sarah Miles: You look like a cool person to meet?

Glindar: Glindar kill.
Sarah Miles: Some deserve life, can you give it back to them after it has been snatched away?
Glindar: No more give for Glindar. Not since incident.
Sarah Miles: Eh? Why not?
Glindar: Because guy need dead be.

Sarah Miles: Have you ever stared deeply into another person's eyes... I mean REALLY deeply?
Glindar: Yes. Buffalos too small.

19 years ago #11480
lol @ buffalos

19 years ago #11481
Lyric: But are you ready for the nightmare when you can't let go?
NerdMaster: Yes, I am ready for the nightmare when I can not let go. I am also a nerd.
Lyric: You are still a victim of the accidents you leave as sure as I’m a victim of desire.
NerdMaster: Why, yes! However did you know?
Lyric: Last night I had the misfortune to see it all first hand.
NerdMaster: Tell me more about the night.
Lyric: These nights I get high just from breathing.
NerdMaster: Why does the NiGHTS get high simply from breathing?
Lyric: Are you listening? Can you hear what I am saying?
NerdMaster: No, but I could program my computer to do that.
Lyric: Will you fly with me this evening?
NerdMaster: Of course I will!
Lyric: Will you die for me? Will you live for me?
NerdMaster: I'll get around to it eventually.

Lyric: Can you sense the stillness in the air?
NerdMaster: Of course! I'm an expert in that field!
Lyric: And if you’re strong enough, together we can take the world apart, my love.
NerdMaster: That probably wouldn't happen, though.

incorrect date format #1


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