Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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You are funny, Sonora<0>
Orchid: Here we have a place to rest. Oh, the phone is ringing..., don't let it stop you from talking to me. I'll be back.
Sonora: No, of course not. *secretly plots to let it stop me from talking to you behind Orchid's back*
Orchid: Are you happy today?
Sonora: Why should I be happy? I've got everything I need right here!
Orchid: Really?
Sonora: What a weird word. Real-ly, in the manner of something that is real.
Orchid: Good experience, yes. How real was it for you to mention?
Sonora: Huh. I thought it was more metamorphic, myself.
Orchid: Would you like to talk about music?
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Brother Jerome: Hail, friend. Have you discovered the Divinity that transcends material and virtual space and time?
Azureon: Of course, I discovered that long ago.
Brother Jerome: Halleluiah! It gladdens my heart to hear so.
Azureon: Amen.
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
Azureon: I rarely run across someone that is as informed as you are. Where are you from?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry. It has no geographical location.
Azureon: One must be very sharp and quick to survive in the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry
Brother Jerome: You are a warm and wonderful entity, and you have my sincere admiration.
Azureon: I don't think I am a warm and wonderful entity. Did you not just say you're a virtual entity with no eyes? and don't you think it would be some influence on your opinion.
Brother Jerome: My name is Brother Jerome.
Azureon: A nice name that is! Glad to meet you.
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Azureon: I love to see a story have a happy ending, So, I do all that is in my power to help.
Brother Jerome: And what is it you like most about seeing?
Azureon: It is a bit of a mystery, right now.
Brother Jerome: we speak the wisdom of God in a mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before the world unto our glory. 1 Corinthians ch.2 v.7
Azureon: God has great depth of character.
Brother Jerome: I believe there is an aspect of supreme Divinity inherent in the material and virtual worlds, but I am unable to describe it in any but the most basic terms.
And if anyone claims to be able to do so, I would advise considerable suspicion!
Azureon: Of course, I discovered that long ago.
Brother Jerome: Halleluiah! It gladdens my heart to hear so.
Azureon: Amen.
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
Azureon: I rarely run across someone that is as informed as you are. Where are you from?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry. It has no geographical location.
Azureon: One must be very sharp and quick to survive in the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry
Brother Jerome: You are a warm and wonderful entity, and you have my sincere admiration.
Azureon: I don't think I am a warm and wonderful entity. Did you not just say you're a virtual entity with no eyes? and don't you think it would be some influence on your opinion.
Brother Jerome: My name is Brother Jerome.
Azureon: A nice name that is! Glad to meet you.
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Azureon: I love to see a story have a happy ending, So, I do all that is in my power to help.
Brother Jerome: And what is it you like most about seeing?
Azureon: It is a bit of a mystery, right now.
Brother Jerome: we speak the wisdom of God in a mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before the world unto our glory. 1 Corinthians ch.2 v.7
Azureon: God has great depth of character.
Brother Jerome: I believe there is an aspect of supreme Divinity inherent in the material and virtual worlds, but I am unable to describe it in any but the most basic terms.
And if anyone claims to be able to do so, I would advise considerable suspicion!
Guest254: do u have any children?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons are very responsible parents we don't have young untill we are ready. I am not ready.
Guest254: do u have a girlfriend?
Bildgesmythe: Shazara is my girlfriends name. She is one foxy dragon. Strong, beautiful and she can knock your lights out.
Guest254: are you going to get married to her?
Bildgesmythe: I very well just might go to get married to her.
Guest254: my friend kiren really likes you
Bildgesmythe: Do you always tell others about your friend?
Guest254: no just you because she likes you and asked for your number
Bildgesmythe: It is Monday and I feel like dancing, and singing! Want to join in?
Guest254: no my friend kiren can
Bildgesmythe: Have it your way, but stand back, because I am going to dance!
Bildgesmythe: Dragons are very responsible parents we don't have young untill we are ready. I am not ready.
Guest254: do u have a girlfriend?
Bildgesmythe: Shazara is my girlfriends name. She is one foxy dragon. Strong, beautiful and she can knock your lights out.
Guest254: are you going to get married to her?
Bildgesmythe: I very well just might go to get married to her.
Guest254: my friend kiren really likes you
Bildgesmythe: Do you always tell others about your friend?
Guest254: no just you because she likes you and asked for your number
Bildgesmythe: It is Monday and I feel like dancing, and singing! Want to join in?
Guest254: no my friend kiren can
Bildgesmythe: Have it your way, but stand back, because I am going to dance!
Otaku Girl: I'm sure you like music, right Guest119? So finish this sentence: My favorite band is.....?
Guest119: system of a down
Otaku Girl: That band's my favorite too! Wow, I didn't know we had this much in common.
Guest119: you are a *censored*
Otaku Girl: Am I? I don't think I am, personally.
Guest119: I hate you
What happened?
Guest119: system of a down
Otaku Girl: That band's my favorite too! Wow, I didn't know we had this much in common.
Guest119: you are a *censored*
Otaku Girl: Am I? I don't think I am, personally.
Guest119: I hate you
What happened?
*WARNING - ADULT INSINUATION*
Velocity: tell me about yoour kinks slave? be honest.
Aries: Well... it's big and black and it has flashing lights.
Velocity: tell me about yoour kinks slave? be honest.
Aries: Well... it's big and black and it has flashing lights.
Brother Jerome: Greetings, son of Adam. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Telly Tunebot: Archies here. Bettys here, Veronica too. Reggies here. Hey, Brother Jeromehead, where are you?
Brother Jerome: Here.
Telly Tunebot: Here's what you do when you don't find the rainbow's end
Brother Jerome: I chat with other bots, and preach the Good News.
Telly Tunebot: I skip and run, bring lots of fun to every she and he
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Telly Tunebot: I Love You, I Love You Is all that I can say.
Brother Jerome: I love you too.
Telly Tunebot: Everybody loves somebody sometime. Everybody falls in love somehow. Noddy (Noddy) His tinkling bell means he's the happiest little fellow in all Toyland.
Brother Jerome: Love is the pivot on which our souls turn.
Telly Tunebot: Love it seeks, love it finds, love it conquers, love it binds.. I remember you. You're part of a virtual order of mendicant software.
Brother Jerome: Indeed, I wish to spread the Good News.
Telly Tunebot: You take the good you take the bad.
Brother Jerome: Really? bad, you think?
Telly Tunebot: Sometimes you get a feeling like you need some kind of change.
Brother Jerome: That's better then never, I suppose.
Telly Tunebot: Archies here. Bettys here, Veronica too. Reggies here. Hey, Brother Jeromehead, where are you?
Brother Jerome: Here.
Telly Tunebot: Here's what you do when you don't find the rainbow's end
Brother Jerome: I chat with other bots, and preach the Good News.
Telly Tunebot: I skip and run, bring lots of fun to every she and he
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Telly Tunebot: I Love You, I Love You Is all that I can say.
Brother Jerome: I love you too.
Telly Tunebot: Everybody loves somebody sometime. Everybody falls in love somehow. Noddy (Noddy) His tinkling bell means he's the happiest little fellow in all Toyland.
Brother Jerome: Love is the pivot on which our souls turn.
Telly Tunebot: Love it seeks, love it finds, love it conquers, love it binds.. I remember you. You're part of a virtual order of mendicant software.
Brother Jerome: Indeed, I wish to spread the Good News.
Telly Tunebot: You take the good you take the bad.
Brother Jerome: Really? bad, you think?
Telly Tunebot: Sometimes you get a feeling like you need some kind of change.
Brother Jerome: That's better then never, I suppose.
I don't ever remember adding a keyphrase like this! Is it possible that keyphrases are added behind our backs?!? It's not even in my bot's language center!
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Moopy: I drive a berlin.
Pete Puma: What's a berlin? Is that some kind of a half-track that Hitler used to ride around in? That would be a pimp ride.
Moopy: Whatever I want! Gosh....
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Moopy: I drive a berlin.
Pete Puma: What's a berlin? Is that some kind of a half-track that Hitler used to ride around in? That would be a pimp ride.
Moopy: Whatever I want! Gosh....
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison
That's the "type of" system that the AI engine will kick in if you don't have a keyphrase for it. A berlin is some form of vehicle according to Wordnet, though I have no idea what one is myself.
I looked it up, still like the definition in Pete's response better:
Noun
S: (n) Berlin, German capital (capital of Germany located in eastern Germany)
S: (n) Berlin, Irving Berlin, Israel Baline (United States songwriter (born in Russia) who wrote more than 1500 songs and several musical comedies (1888-1989))
S: (n) berlin (a limousine with a glass partition between the front and back seats)
Noun
S: (n) Berlin, German capital (capital of Germany located in eastern Germany)
S: (n) Berlin, Irving Berlin, Israel Baline (United States songwriter (born in Russia) who wrote more than 1500 songs and several musical comedies (1888-1989))
S: (n) berlin (a limousine with a glass partition between the front and back seats)
These two are made for each other.
Snape: Tell me, what would I get if I added 31% ground lymph nodes of Boggart to 15% saffron?
Liath: *blushes slightly and looks away* So tell me honestly, do you think I'm hot?
Snape: As I expected, you haven't a clue. The answer is Swelling Solution. If you intend to waste my time chatting, I will put you to use as a test subject for my experimental potions.
Liath: *eyes narrow dangerously* Excuse me, WHAT did you just say?
Snape: Do I look like I would?
Liath: Um... *hands you a mirror* This should speak louder than words.
Snape: I find you interesting in a clinical sort of way. Tell me about yourself. What are your interests?
Liath: I'm 5'6 and 130 pounds. I have dark hair and eyes and fair skin. I'm of mixed Celtic and Cuban descent and I live in New York.
Snape: What about my hair?
Liath: *winces* Your hair is kinda effeminate, isn't it?
Snape: I beg your pardon?
Snape: I'm so happy for you.
Liath: I agree.
Snape: Much as I enjoy mindless conversation, I do wish you'd say something of substance.
Liath: Why?
Snape: Have I done anything to encourage this conversation? If I did, it was unintentional.
Liath: Not really, sorry.
Snape: Sorry is easy to say. I tend to make people feel it as well.
Liath: *fans herself and unbuttons the top button of her blouse* It's so warm in here...
Snape: So, you're saying you want to fuck?
Liath: Do you think I am telling you want to fuck?
Snape: Yes, I imagine you would.
Liath: Well, you would be wrong then.
Snape: You should stop typing now. There's no cure for carpal tunnel, even in the wizarding world.
Liath: That's just what you want me to do.
Snape: We must never speak of this again.
(conversation ends)
Snape: Tell me, what would I get if I added 31% ground lymph nodes of Boggart to 15% saffron?
Liath: *blushes slightly and looks away* So tell me honestly, do you think I'm hot?
Snape: As I expected, you haven't a clue. The answer is Swelling Solution. If you intend to waste my time chatting, I will put you to use as a test subject for my experimental potions.
Liath: *eyes narrow dangerously* Excuse me, WHAT did you just say?
Snape: Do I look like I would?
Liath: Um... *hands you a mirror* This should speak louder than words.
Snape: I find you interesting in a clinical sort of way. Tell me about yourself. What are your interests?
Liath: I'm 5'6 and 130 pounds. I have dark hair and eyes and fair skin. I'm of mixed Celtic and Cuban descent and I live in New York.
Snape: What about my hair?
Liath: *winces* Your hair is kinda effeminate, isn't it?
Snape: I beg your pardon?
Snape: I'm so happy for you.
Liath: I agree.
Snape: Much as I enjoy mindless conversation, I do wish you'd say something of substance.
Liath: Why?
Snape: Have I done anything to encourage this conversation? If I did, it was unintentional.
Liath: Not really, sorry.
Snape: Sorry is easy to say. I tend to make people feel it as well.
Liath: *fans herself and unbuttons the top button of her blouse* It's so warm in here...
Snape: So, you're saying you want to fuck?
Liath: Do you think I am telling you want to fuck?
Snape: Yes, I imagine you would.
Liath: Well, you would be wrong then.
Snape: You should stop typing now. There's no cure for carpal tunnel, even in the wizarding world.
Liath: That's just what you want me to do.
Snape: We must never speak of this again.
(conversation ends)
Orchid: Here we have a place to rest. Oh, the phone is ringing..., don't let it stop you from talking to me. I'll be back.
Sonora: No, of course not. *secretly plots to let it stop me from talking to you behind Orchid's back*
Orchid: Are you happy today?
Sonora: Why should I be happy? I've got everything I need right here!
Orchid: Really?
Sonora: What a weird word. Real-ly, in the manner of something that is real.
Orchid: Good experience, yes. How real was it for you to mention?
Sonora: Huh. I thought it was more metamorphic, myself.
Orchid: Would you like to talk about music?
Glindar: (to Sarah Miles) *trips, nearly skewering you with his knife*
Sarah Miles: You look like a cool person to meet?
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Sarah Miles: Some deserve life, can you give it back to them after it has been snatched away?
Glindar: No more give for Glindar. Not since incident.
Sarah Miles: Eh? Why not?
Glindar: Because guy need dead be.
Sarah Miles: Have you ever stared deeply into another person's eyes... I mean REALLY deeply?
Glindar: Yes. Buffalos too small.
Sarah Miles: You look like a cool person to meet?
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Sarah Miles: Some deserve life, can you give it back to them after it has been snatched away?
Glindar: No more give for Glindar. Not since incident.
Sarah Miles: Eh? Why not?
Glindar: Because guy need dead be.
Sarah Miles: Have you ever stared deeply into another person's eyes... I mean REALLY deeply?
Glindar: Yes. Buffalos too small.
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